Republicans Consider Compromising With The Left On Nuanced Issue Of Baby Murder | Eastern North Carolina Now

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    U.S.     After taking a beating in elections this week, Republican candidates have signaled their willingness to compromise with the Left on the extremely nuanced issue of baby murder.

    "Good people could really go either way on this," said presidential candidate Nikki Haley. "I mean, there's killing a baby, and there's not killing a baby. Who's to say what the moral high ground is on this issue? What we need to do is compromise by letting the Left do whatever it wants, which is to kill babies."

    "Bomb Russia!" she added confidently.

    Vivek Ramaswamy concurred, calling for a federal law that would allow people to kill babies, but only sometimes. "Surely the American people can find a middle ground when it comes to killing babies," he said. "Let's just kill babies some of the time, but not all of the time. That is a moral and ethical position based on my deeply held faith and this answer card that a consultant slipped into my jacket pocket before the debate."

    DeSantis also clearly articulated his position, saying his stance on baby killing is "whatever Vivek said."

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With Roe v Wade (originated in 1973) overturned by the US Supreme Court, thereby allowing decisions on abortion legislation completely returned to the states: Where do you find your position on such a "Life and Death" issue for the American People?

  Yes, I approve of the US Supreme Court's decision to reinstate this "medical" issue back to the states' legislative responsibility to regulate.

  No, I believe that every woman should have complete access to abortion on demand.

  This issue is far beyond my intellectual capacity to understand.

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