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A new study from the National Institutes of Health has found that 10 out of 10 newborn babies greatly prefer female boobs over man boobs.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 3:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local husband and father Ben Arnold converted to the Jehovah's Witness religion in a daring gambit to avoid putting up Christmas lights this season.
Published: Monday, February 19th, 2024 @ 9:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Well, the day has finally arrived: your cute little parasitical clump of cells has popped out of one of the birthing persons in your relationship, and it's now suddenly a real human being. But what gender is it? It's hard to say. It could even be - fingers crossed - trans!
Published: Friday, March 24th, 2023 @ 3:50 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Undercover footage recorded by pro-life activists allegedly shows an employee discussing the practices of an abortion clinic accused of using gruesome abortion techniques to end the lives of premie-sized babies.
Published: Monday, July 4th, 2022 @ 11:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The US dollar is losing value as a result of burgeoning Biden-flation. Before we all end up homeless, let's take some time to reflect on some things that are more valuable than the money in your bank account. Maybe you can barter for some of these killer items before it's too late!
Published: Tuesday, May 24th, 2022 @ 4:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mr. Luther “Luke” Dale Cahoon, age 70, a resident of Rocky Mount, passed away Sunday December 1, 2019 at Vidant Edgecombe Hospital.
Published: Wednesday, December 4th, 2019 @ 9:13 am
By: Announcements
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Let me declare, right now, that this may be one of the loveliest autumns, the south has ever seen.
Published: Tuesday, December 3rd, 2019 @ 2:17 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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A cold rain has been falling for days. One night, there was a slight chance of snow and you know I had my heart set on it-but nary a flake fell at the rabbitpatch.
Published: Monday, November 25th, 2019 @ 7:40 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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Remarks by President Trump at Signing of Executive Orders on Transparency in Federal Guidance and Enforcement
Published: Saturday, October 12th, 2019 @ 7:26 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Remarks by President Trump at Signing of Executive Order on Advancing American Kidney Health
Published: Thursday, July 11th, 2019 @ 5:13 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Last week, Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam was hit with a shocking blast from the past: a photo on his medical school yearbook page of a man in blackface and another man in a Ku Klux Klan outfit.
Published: Friday, February 8th, 2019 @ 12:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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How good it is to say, that I have attended the "early service" for the past two days.
Published: Wednesday, September 12th, 2018 @ 9:12 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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Hillary Clinton claims to admire Margaret Sanger, her tenacity, her courage, and her vision. Unfortunately, few people truly understand Sanger's vision. Even less know it's being implemented even today.
Published: Monday, August 22nd, 2016 @ 11:00 pm
By: Pat Riot
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"One day, I walked into an operating room, to just be an observant, which we would do generally, as a medical resident. It was the 1960's and abortion was still legal.
Published: Sunday, February 19th, 2012 @ 10:18 pm
By: Diane Rufino
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