A local church announced the launch of a new campaign this week to attain a 5-star rating on Yelp by installing often-requested USB-C charging ports in each pew.
Published: Thursday, March 2nd, 2023 @ 3:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Experts have uncovered a new phenomenon in the revivalism industry: a "revival" that occurs every Sunday where God's people gather to worship and receive the means of grace.
Published: Tuesday, February 21st, 2023 @ 10:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Allow churches to exercise their Second Amendment rights on their own property
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 9:25 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The Catholic church is currently being infiltrated by a number of undercover FBI agents who are partaking in the sacraments, earning indulgences, and even becoming priests.
Published: Monday, February 13th, 2023 @ 6:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Moroccan man has been accused of killing one and wounding four others in a machete attack at two churches in Spain.
Published: Monday, February 6th, 2023 @ 11:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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Members of Cornerstone Calvary Community Congregation City Church were in for a shock this past Sunday as they were greeted at the doors to the church by an army of state-of-the-art robo-greeters.
Published: Wednesday, February 1st, 2023 @ 11:56 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Expert analysts of evangelical career trajectories said today that they believe North Point Community Church pastor Andy Stanley is within three years of embracing full-blown atheism, including the frequent wearing of fedoras and use of the term "magical sky daddy."
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 9:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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“I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen – not only because I see it, but because by it, I see everything else.” — C.S. Lewis
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 2:39 pm
By: Diane Rufino
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If you've been to church lately, you have probably noticed that the so-called "order of worship" really serves as more of a vague set of suggestions. Here, we present to you a more realistic order of worship, in all its glory:
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 9:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Decides not to redefine Holy Matrimony in 'compromise' position.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 2:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Second Baptist community was in shock last Sunday after setting a record for the shortest Black church service in history. The service, which lasted just four hours and fifty-two minutes, was led by the church's new pastor, Rev. Ralph Washington Jenkins.
Published: Wednesday, January 25th, 2023 @ 6:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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One Catholic diocese is leading the charge against wokeism, insisting that students and worshippers use bathrooms and lockers consistent with their biological sex and banning the use of preferred pronouns in schools and parishes.
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 2:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Recently, Golden LEAF President, Chief Executive Officer Scott T. Hamilton sat down with North Carolina Tobacco Trust Fund Commission Executive Director William Upchurch via Zoom and filmed an episode of Critical Conversations.
Published: Monday, January 16th, 2023 @ 11:33 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor accused the conservative members of the court of working to “dismantle the wall of separation between church and state” in a blistering dissent released on Tuesday.
Published: Tuesday, December 27th, 2022 @ 1:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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COVID-19 and resulting restrictions didn’t just hit schools and businesses; many churches have been devastated by plummeting attendance and donations.
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 8:57 am
By: Carolina Journal
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The Christmas Story is a time honored celebration of our Lord and Savior's birth, even, especially, when it is witnessed through the eyes of the modern child.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 3:43 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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The headquarters of Focus on the Family, a Christian parachurch organization, was vandalized Thursday following a mass shooting at a gay nightclub in Colorado.
Published: Tuesday, December 20th, 2022 @ 2:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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A former Catholic priest plead guilty to obscenity charges Monday after desecrating his church altar with two dominatrices.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 7:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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It may have been a long time ago and probably today seems corny, but how many of you remember trying to sneak down to get a peek at Santa Claus.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 12:05 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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The entire congregation of First Baptist Church Of Richmond is on edge this evening after it was discovered that Aiden has been allowed to hold a candle for the kid's choir rendition of "Silent Night."
Published: Sunday, December 11th, 2022 @ 12:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Elders at the church in Corinth assembled their flock ahead of the Lord's day, excited to read a letter that had been delivered on behalf of the Apostle Paul.
Published: Sunday, December 11th, 2022 @ 9:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen. Raphael Warnock’s church is a part of a leftist coalition that supports Critical Race Theory (CRT) and suggests the first slave ship’s arrival in the U.S. is as equally definitive founding event as the writing of the Declaration of Independence or Constitution.
Published: Saturday, December 10th, 2022 @ 1:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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In China, Christians can't openly worship the Lord because it's illegal. They have to meet in homes like the early Christians living under the reign of Nero. But in America, we have it so much worse!
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 3:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Pennsylvania man was sentenced to over 17 years in prison followed by a lifetime of supervised release for his involvement in a plot to bomb a Pittsburgh church.
Published: Sunday, December 4th, 2022 @ 10:51 am
By: Daily Wire
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Megachurch pastor Klive Fursteen has just delivered yet another hard-hitting, impassioned sermon where he couldn't help but get choked up during a particularly powerful point in the message.
Published: Friday, November 25th, 2022 @ 12:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Archaeologists have discovered glitter still hopelessly stuck in the carpet dating back to the first known Vacation Bible School in the year 150 A.D.
Published: Friday, November 18th, 2022 @ 6:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local church was thrown into an uproar over the weekend as one congregant was instantly turned into a pillar of salt after turning back to glare at what was later found to be a faultless and righteous sound man.
Published: Monday, November 14th, 2022 @ 8:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A split in the United Methodist Church, North Carolina’s second largest religious denomination, has seemed increasingly likely the last few years, and now at least 260 churches in the state’s 779-church eastern conference, known as the N.C. Conference, have voted to disaffiliate or plan to next year
Published: Tuesday, November 8th, 2022 @ 8:31 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Following months of silence regarding threats and attacks against churches and pro-life groups, legacy corporate media outlets have confirmed that the attack on Paul Pelosi warrants resuming coverage of political violence.
Published: Monday, November 7th, 2022 @ 7:43 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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MSNBC anchor Lawrence O’Donnell compared embattled Senate candidate John Fetterman (D-PA) to former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill and former President Franklin Delano Roosevelt during a recent monologue.
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 8:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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Gambling in church
Published: Saturday, October 22nd, 2022 @ 2:56 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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In preparation for another grueling worship service, local pentecostal Sam Twibbins is loading up on a pre-workout concoction of whey protein, creatine, and beta-alanine for maximum gains and recovery.
Published: Friday, October 21st, 2022 @ 9:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Time to find another church
Published: Monday, October 10th, 2022 @ 5:14 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Everyone knows the biggest sign of a spiritually healthy church is the number of 5-star Yelp reviews you have, but oh no! Your church has a 2-star average rating!
Published: Thursday, October 6th, 2022 @ 4:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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