If you've ever wondered if you should leave a church, wonder no more – The Babylon Bee is here to help! Here are 10 solid, biblically-defensible excuses for leaving a church that's not serving you enough:
Published: Monday, October 3rd, 2022 @ 4:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A rescue party going through the wreckage formerly known as the "First Baptist Baton Rouge Nursery" found an ominous note scrawled out, warning that "they are coming."
Published: Monday, September 5th, 2022 @ 11:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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While today's churches seem to have tons of positions and pastors for everything, in the Bible, there are only a few church offices outlined: elder, deacon, and sound guy.
Published: Sunday, September 4th, 2022 @ 3:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Archeologists announced this month that they have discovered further evidence for the possible location of the home of two of Jesus’ Apostles.
Published: Sunday, August 28th, 2022 @ 6:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Alan Roddick skipped church this morning to go out for a nice brunch and spent the whole meal secretly judging all the heathens at the restaurant who don't go to church.
Published: Friday, August 26th, 2022 @ 11:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden’s (D) administration has reportedly launched an investigation into the Southern Baptist Convention (SBC) over its handling of alleged scandals within the church.
Published: Thursday, August 25th, 2022 @ 10:07 am
By: Daily Wire
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Martin Luther nailed his famous "Disputation on the Power and Efficacy of Indulgences" or "Ninety-Five Theses" to the door of Wittenberg Castle church in 1517, forcing the Catholic Church to disband forever.
Published: Tuesday, August 23rd, 2022 @ 10:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Destruction from within
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 1:31 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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seven figure TV ad campaign blames Biden for doing nothing on church attacks
Published: Wednesday, August 17th, 2022 @ 8:36 pm
By: John Steed
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Even with the COVID-19 restrictions lifted, Americans have been slow to return to church. Churches need to appeal to a broader, more diverse population if they hope to compete!
Published: Tuesday, August 2nd, 2022 @ 3:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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House Democrats blocked a GOP resolution Tuesday to condemn violence against churches and pro-life centers following numerous attacks in recent weeks.
Published: Tuesday, August 2nd, 2022 @ 3:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As Democrats rage against the Catholic Church for its pro-life advocacy, federal dollars flowing to Catholic groups have simultaneously skyrocketed, thanks to the Church’s role in caring for illegal immigrants flooding across the border.
Published: Tuesday, July 12th, 2022 @ 8:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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Early the morning of Sunday July 3, vandals targeted Holy Family Catholic Church in Hillsborough, N.C., with anti-Christian and pro-abortion messages in bright yellow spray paint.
Published: Monday, July 11th, 2022 @ 5:48 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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The Department of Homeland Security reportedly shared intelligence with the Catholic Church about a “Night of Rage” following the possible overturn of Roe v. Wade that will target churches and pregnancy centers.
Published: Tuesday, July 5th, 2022 @ 9:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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Scholars for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (aka, Mormons) have published a study revealing a disturbing trend among young Mormons. Specifically, millennial Mormons are waiting until later in life, sometimes even until age 22, to get married.
Published: Monday, June 27th, 2022 @ 10:50 am
By: Babylon Bee
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You're a worship leader, which means you have the most important job in the entire church. Don't screw it up, or the whole church service will be ruined and everyone will drive home after the service talking about how "cringe" you were. No pressure!
Published: Saturday, June 25th, 2022 @ 10:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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While exiled on the island of Patmos, the apostle John experienced a grand vision that would not be fully understood until Left Behind: A Novel of the Earth's Last Days was published in 1995.
Published: Thursday, June 23rd, 2022 @ 2:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Meebleton family was enjoying their Sunday morning tradition of burning pancakes and spilling the syrup when husband, Ron, did his part to get the family ready for church by shouting, "Kids, it's time to get ready for church!"
Published: Saturday, June 11th, 2022 @ 11:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Terrorists massacred dozens of Christian churchgoers in Nigeria on Sunday prompting a top leader in the country to promise that every resource at the country’s disposal would be used to track down those responsible and bring them to justice.
Published: Thursday, June 9th, 2022 @ 2:15 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Scripture and the church
Published: Sunday, June 5th, 2022 @ 8:55 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The man accused of opening fire at a church in California is a Chinese immigrant who was allegedly motivated by hate for Taiwanese people.
Published: Saturday, May 21st, 2022 @ 9:09 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Not everyone grows up going to a church camp over the summer. For those special few who bear the honor, consider how blessed you are—you may not be aware of how it has irrevocably changed your life.
Published: Friday, May 13th, 2022 @ 12:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Oh no! It's Sunday morning and the worship leader told everyone to turn and greet someone standing next to them!
Published: Wednesday, May 4th, 2022 @ 9:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Enthralled onlookers at Lakewood Church in Houston watched this Sunday as a surprise guest marched onstage: John MacArthur.
Published: Wednesday, April 6th, 2022 @ 10:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Donnie L. Cutler Sr., of the Free Union Church Road community passed away on Wednesday February 23, 2022.
Published: Monday, February 28th, 2022 @ 11:43 am
By: Announcements
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An alleged illegal alien from China is facing a federal second-degree arson charge after allegedly setting fire to the historic First Baptist Church in Montgomery, Alabama, which is attended by the state’s governor.
Published: Friday, December 17th, 2021 @ 4:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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Governor Roy Cooper visited and toured Church Childcare Center Inc. in Walkertown.
Published: Monday, November 15th, 2021 @ 9:14 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Compromise by the church
Published: Tuesday, November 2nd, 2021 @ 12:46 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Government officials need to know that illegal restrictions on First Amendment rights are intolerable and costly
Published: Sunday, August 1st, 2021 @ 3:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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The bill would have allowed concealed carry during non-school hours in houses of worship that also operate schools.
Published: Thursday, June 24th, 2021 @ 1:15 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Today, Governor Roy Cooper visited Mount Zion Baptist Church in Greensboro to see people getting vaccinated and learn more about how Guilford County is targeting undeserved communities in its vaccine distribution.
Published: Sunday, February 14th, 2021 @ 9:31 pm
By: Governor's Office
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