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claimed to be a moderate when she was running for office
Published: Tuesday, April 7th, 2026 @ 9:08 am
By: John Steed
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Today, Alex Pretti, a promising protestor within the "mostly peaceful protest" of ICE performing their Constitutional duties in Minneapolis, Minnesota, became the leading candidate to win the 2026 Darwin Award, but, of course, Alex had to die to move into that first place pole position.
Published: Sunday, February 1st, 2026 @ 8:38 pm
By: Government Man
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By Rev. Mark Creech
Published: Saturday, June 14th, 2025 @ 10:14 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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"My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing. Land where my fathers died; Land of the Pilgrims' pride, from ev'ry mountainside, Let freedom ring!"
Published: Thursday, July 4th, 2024 @ 7:36 am
By: Diane Rufino
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Happy Anniversary America !! This year, 2011, celebrates 218 years since the British signed the Treaty of Paris in 1783, formally abandoning any claims to the United States.
Published: Thursday, July 4th, 2024 @ 7:35 am
By: Diane Rufino
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Legal experts expressed outrage on Wednesday over the instructions Judge Juan Merchan gave to the jury as it began deliberations in former President Donald Trump’s hush money case.
Published: Friday, May 31st, 2024 @ 1:04 pm
By: Kevin Smith
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Mark Alexander, writing at the Patriot Post penned these words
Published: Monday, May 27th, 2024 @ 9:44 am
By: Beaufort Observer Editorial Team
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Local man Don Richardson revealed himself to be utterly dead inside after failing to shed a single tear while the congregation of First Baptist Church sang "O Holy Night".
Published: Friday, March 22nd, 2024 @ 5:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Trump gained another 12 points in the polls today after he announced that his first act as President would be to legalize hitting bicyclists with your car.
Published: Saturday, March 2nd, 2024 @ 2:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Brinson is creature of state senate boss Phil Berger
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 11:57 am
By: John Steed
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New heaven and a new earth
Published: Saturday, February 10th, 2024 @ 12:48 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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It happens to all of us: you sit down around the dinner table with your family, thank God for the turkey, and just as you're about to take a bite of grandma's delicious cheesy potato dish, your crazy uncle starts ranting about how the Fellowship could have just taken the Eagles to Mordor.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 3:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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From December through mid-August, 60 large whales have washed ashore East Coast beaches, coinciding with the issuance of several federal permits for whale “harassment” as a consequence of offshore wind energy development activities
Published: Monday, December 25th, 2023 @ 3:15 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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According to first responders, a member of the undead community has starved to death after lumbering around Capitol Hill in search of brains for several weeks and finding none.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 8:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Thanksgiving changes from year to year, the dates change, and the attendees at the Thanksgiving feast are different. Chairs are empty that once weren’t. How is gratitude mounted in the face of grief and loss?
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Lib Campbell
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Children’s entertainment has been slowly becoming woke-ified over time, with the slippery slope turning into a perilous mudslide over the last few years especially.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 7:47 pm
By: Daily Wire
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On the heels of a fresh sighting of Bigfoot in the mountains of Colorado, new reports have arisen of the creature — the existence of which has long been debated — being spotted lumbering around the National Mall in front of the U.S. Capitol.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 1:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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More than a hundred bird species are about to be renamed because their monikers have been deemed “offensive” and “exclusionary” by some due to their connection to the “racist” pasts of the people who the birds were named after.
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 7:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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Despite making headlines with a presentation before Mexican lawmakers, the authenticity of the purported aliens was called into question after a young child struck one of them with a wooden stick, resulting in candy spilling out.
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 12:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Milwaukee County passed a resolution granting nature equal rights to mankind — the first move of its kind in the state.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 6:42 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Party-backed Jeremy Rodden backed club even after a Satanist went on a murderous rampage five minutes from the school
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 4:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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The American public at large has noticed an eerie calm in recent days, leading everyone to believe the slow news week must be a clear indication the reptile overlords who rule the globe must be planning something big.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 3:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A unanimous N.C. Court of Appeals panel has ruled a video game called Ocean Fish King falls under the state's ban against video sweepstakes.
Published: Thursday, October 26th, 2023 @ 8:26 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Many people are quite familiar with Martin Luther's famous 95 Theses that he nailed to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, Germany in 1517, but have you ever heard about his other theses that were left out at the last minute? They include some real scorchers!
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 11:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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While every state in the Union is way better than France, each has its upsides and downsides. We at The Babylon Bee have collected for you the biggest pros and cons of living in all fifty of these United States:
Published: Wednesday, October 11th, 2023 @ 11:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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WINNEMUCCA, NV — The Jorgensen family's home lies in a sea of residences, each more vulnerable than the last, ignorant of the numerous daily threats that seek nothing more than to infiltrate the innocent abode and cause a plethora of unspeakable harms upon them.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 11:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Republican National Committee has been hard at work seeking a possible replacement for Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell, sending teams of volunteers to the nation's beaches in search of a viable candidate.
Published: Wednesday, October 4th, 2023 @ 5:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The media and general public were collectively unsure how to respond today, as a visiting "alien commander" from space held a press conference to ask the people of Earth to provide his planet with $40 billion in foreign aid
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 3:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As the kingdom of Narnia continues to warm at an alarming rate, the White Witch issued a statement this morning blaming the troubling thaw on the recently arrived lion Aslan.
Published: Monday, September 25th, 2023 @ 10:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Since 2017, the population of North Atlantic Right Whales has declined by 30 percent
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 10:02 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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According to sources, a local labrador retriever is being cruelly neglected by his humans as they haven't even played with him in over 10 minutes.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 8:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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nattacks on farming are attacks on our food supply
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 11:26 am
By: John Steed
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Daily Wire hosts Ben Shapiro and Matt Walsh engaged in an informal debate over the existence of extraterrestrial beings and unidentified flying objects after the U.S. Congress held its first public hearing investigating reported military encounters with alleged crafts of non-human origins
Published: Friday, August 18th, 2023 @ 1:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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