What began as a fun-filled afternoon of living room hijinx ended in tragedy today, as a middle-aged father was left in intensive care at a local hospital after getting down on the floor to play with his young children.
Published: Thursday, March 21st, 2024 @ 5:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The College Football Playoff (CFP) Board of Managers announced on Tuesday that the College Football Playoff would expand from four teams to 12 teams starting this upcoming season.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 10:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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Multiple men who identify as women took the floor in a women’s college volleyball game in Ontario, Canada, last month, according to reporting from conservative outlet Rebel News.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 9:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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The NFL Playoffs have arrived and command center stage now through the Super Bowl.
Published: Friday, January 12th, 2024 @ 1:14 am
By: The Correspondent
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He has been charged with 4th-degree criminal mischief.
Published: Wednesday, January 10th, 2024 @ 12:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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Billions of people across the globe instantly converted to belief in God after witnessing the utter destruction of the Houston Astros on Monday night.
Published: Wednesday, December 13th, 2023 @ 2:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"I don't think that a trans kid should be part of the girls' team."
Published: Monday, December 11th, 2023 @ 12:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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English police have “arrested a man on suspicion of manslaughter” in the death of Minnesota native Adam Johnson, who died after his throat was slashed by the skate of Sheffield hockey player Matt Petgrave on October 28.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 9:32 am
By: Daily Wire
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Colorado Buffaloes head coach Deion Sanders wants the NCAA or the Rose Bowl to repay his players’ thousands of dollars after the college athletes were robbed of jewelry, cash, and other valuable items during their game against the UCLA Bruins last weekend.
Published: Thursday, November 16th, 2023 @ 12:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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“There is no more cozy mystery in the antisemitism of the Democratic Party”
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 8:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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As the Halloween season kicks into high gear, local residents have been buzzing about the newest, most terrifying haunted house they have ever experienced. Surprising reviews claimed the attraction just displays current gasoline and grocery prices along dark, creepy hallways.
Published: Monday, October 30th, 2023 @ 12:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After being swept by the Diamondbacks in humiliating fashion, the Los Angeles Dodgers were left wondering if perhaps they ought to have spent more time practicing baseball and less time honoring Satanic nuns dressed in drag.
Published: Monday, October 23rd, 2023 @ 8:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former NBA coach and player Phil Jackson says the league has gotten so political that he doesn’t watch it anymore.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 12:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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Traditional, modern African art on display at ECU
Published: Sunday, October 1st, 2023 @ 8:35 am
By: ECU News Services
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According to sources, a local labrador retriever is being cruelly neglected by his humans as they haven't even played with him in over 10 minutes.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 8:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A retired professional football player whose life story became the basis for the Oscar-winning movie “The Blind Side,” says the white, wealthy family who took him in never actually adopted him, as the film suggests.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 12:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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Pay-to-Play Perry strikes again
Published: Tuesday, August 29th, 2023 @ 9:22 am
By: John Steed
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A man sitting in state prison for exposing himself to kids at a local playground is kicking himself that he didn't just wait and do it at a pride parade instead.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 4:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In the lead-up to the 2024 Presidential Election, the Republican National Committee has announced all primary debates will be held on school playgrounds and will be moderated by mobs of jeering 3rd graders.
Published: Friday, August 11th, 2023 @ 1:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Follow the money
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 3:28 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Scientists who authored a paper on the origins of COVID-19 agreed the best course of action was to downplay the Chinese lab leak theory over concerns about international fallout, newly released internal messages show.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 3:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Human rights activists planned large protests in the coming weeks after learning retail giant Target had committed the unprecedented atrocity of moving Pride displays back 20 feet from their previously prominent location at the front of the store.
Published: Sunday, June 25th, 2023 @ 10:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A 113 - 111 victory for the Denver Nuggets was suddenly upset by a surprise Lakers win thanks to the California State Assembly coming in clutch with ten extra points as a form of overdue slavery reparations.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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‘Pride and Prejudice’ closes out ECU/Loessin Playhouse spring performances
Published: Sunday, May 7th, 2023 @ 8:41 am
By: ECU News Services
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The grand jury indictment against former President Donald Trump was unsealed in a Manhattan court Tuesday afternoon as the former president sat in the room while under arrest.
Published: Thursday, April 6th, 2023 @ 12:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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Representatives from the trans community across the nation are reporting record levels of feeling "extremely unsafe" due to the knowledge that somewhere out there, a hockey player might not be wearing a pride jersey.
Published: Friday, March 31st, 2023 @ 8:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Chicago Blackhawks will not take the ice for Sunday’s warm-ups wearing pride-themed jerseys, team sources told The Athletic.
Published: Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 @ 2:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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The White House accused Republicans on Monday of “playing politics” over President Joe Biden‘s burgeoning classified documents scandal. The documents were found at a private D.C. office and at Biden’s home in Wilmington, Delaware.
Published: Sunday, January 22nd, 2023 @ 3:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A month ago when Ukraine was firing 2500 artillery rounds a day in support of their sixteen brigades defending Bakhmut, the Russian high command prescribed a Penicillen solution.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 12:58 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Local woman Amber Rhodes suddenly snapped out of a deep, seven-month coma today, at the exact moment her husband booted up his PlayStation.
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 12:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Unlike college football, where handicapping is all about run-stopping defence, coaching and the home field advantage, in the NFL playoffs algo-driven power ratings are the sword, the shield -- and the yield
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 10:34 am
By: The Correspondent
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A 26-year-old professional soccer player in Iran is facing the death penalty after protesting in support of women’s rights in the nation.
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2023 @ 3:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Inside the Illinois State Capitol sits a display of several religious exhibits for the holiday season, which includes a Jewish menorah, the Christian nativity scene, and the “Serpent of Genesis” from the Satanic Temple, as reported by local radio media.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 8:32 am
By: Daily Wire
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Two NBA players were ejected from a game over the weekend after they engaged in a fight that ended up in the stands.
Published: Tuesday, November 29th, 2022 @ 5:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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