As new studies reveal a significant decline in student literacy in the United States, experts examining the data have concluded the problem stems from there not being enough drag queen story hours in American libraries.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 4:49 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Presiding over any one of the country's most prestigious institutes of higher learning can be a challenging task.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 12:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Trump gained another 12 points in the polls today after he announced that his first act as President would be to legalize hitting bicyclists with your car.
Published: Saturday, March 2nd, 2024 @ 2:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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“Anti-racist” author Ibram X. Kendi, “1619 Project” author Nikole Hannah-Jones, and a number of others claimed that the long-awaited exit of Harvard University President Claudine Gay was a coordinated racist attack — and the backlash was immediate.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 7:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, several sightings of an Osama Bin Laden poster in the style of the classic Obama "HOPE" poster have been reported at universities across America.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 8:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Quotes
Published: Monday, January 22nd, 2024 @ 2:15 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Top Hamas official Ghazi Hamad praised Canada, Australia, and New Zealand this week for their recent joint statement calling for moving toward a permanent ceasefire between Israel and Hamas.
Published: Thursday, January 18th, 2024 @ 6:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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CO2 essential for plant life
Published: Sunday, December 31st, 2023 @ 11:25 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy criticized former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley during the fourth Republican presidential primary debate on Wednesday night in Alabama over recent remarks that she made about anonymous social media accounts.
Published: Monday, December 25th, 2023 @ 2:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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WHO would control any possible health threat
Published: Tuesday, December 12th, 2023 @ 12:45 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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A pet peeve of mine has long been how poorly we treat history in our school system, and, subsequently, the periodicals that represent who we are.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 8:49 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis said this week that she expects the Georgia trial of former President Donald Trump to go on for “months,” and that it could drag past the 2024 election and into 2025.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 2:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a statement given to a roomful of waitstaff at The French Laundry, California Governor Gavin Newsom declared California to be the freest state in the Union, and warned that anyone who disagreed would be arrested.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 4:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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You've already seen the headlines — conservatives are trying to BAN BOOKS! Now, there is confirmation of this nefarious far-right plot to censor what American kids are allowed to read by removing them from school libraries while keeping them freely available everywhere else.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 10:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Department of Justice has sentenced several key leaders of the Proud Boys to prison time after convicting them of inciting deadly riots for the wrong side.
Published: Thursday, November 9th, 2023 @ 12:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local 6th grader has been suspended and sent home from school after he was found to be in possession of a history textbook with an offensive image of an American flag on the cover.
Published: Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 @ 8:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a move destined to go down in history books and studied by generations many years from now, a courageous local man took a stand against tyranny by openly reading a banned book he found prominently displayed for sale in the "Banned Books" section of Barnes & Noble.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 2:55 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The U.S. Supreme Court declined to hear a challenge from an obscure Republican presidential candidate on Monday who attempted to disqualify former President Donald Trump from the 2024 election.
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 9:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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$500 million corrupt waste, thanks to progressive Phil Berger
Published: Friday, October 13th, 2023 @ 9:10 am
By: John Steed
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Twitter owner Elon Musk has rebranded the popular social media app under the name "X."
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 8:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mark Robinson fails to engage on issue, but took casino money
Published: Friday, September 15th, 2023 @ 7:39 am
By: John Steed
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A local man attempted to reason with his physician today, explaining to the concerned doctor that his obesity was the result of his pledge to fight far-right extremism in all forms.
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 3:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As mainstream media reports circulated that maintaining physical fitness is a sign of far-right extremism, a spokesperson for the Federal Bureau of Investigation disclosed that the agency already has a surveillance team closely monitoring
Published: Monday, September 11th, 2023 @ 11:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With the Fourth of July behind us, we as a nation can finally return to topless men twerking on the lawn of the White House as part of America's fabulous Summer of Pride, just like the Founding Fathers envisioned.
Published: Tuesday, September 5th, 2023 @ 11:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Democrats across the nation were reportedly confused by thousands of local parades held yesterday, as everyone in them kept their clothes on and didn't swing sex toys around.
Published: Wednesday, August 30th, 2023 @ 12:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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French President Emmanuel Macron has addressed Muslim immigrants who are continuing to burn town buildings and terrorize the populace, issuing a stern warning that if they don't stop fighting he will call Kyle Rittenhouse.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 3:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Researchers foisting an online questionnaire regarding LGBTQ issues in STEM on students accused the students of fascism for mocking them.
Published: Wednesday, August 9th, 2023 @ 3:01 am
By: Daily Wire
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Come for Morning Wire’s Afternoon Update’s straight news, but stay for the Rapid Reactions
Published: Wednesday, August 9th, 2023 @ 12:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a bold new attempt to win the 2024 election against Biden, candidate Mike Pence has decided to alienate all 80 million voters who voted for Donald Trump.
Published: Sunday, August 6th, 2023 @ 9:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Just one year ago, Roe v. Wade was reversed by evil right-wing justices, and the consequences have been every bit as devastating as we knew they would be.
Published: Sunday, August 6th, 2023 @ 8:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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