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An offshoot of the popular Chick-fil-A restaurant has been opened by Seventh-Day Adventist Church members and will reportedly be closed on Saturdays, but open on Sundays.
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 2:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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National fast-food chain Jack in the Box was forced to declare bankruptcy today immediately after news broke that hip hop artist Snoop Dogg announced he is giving up smoking weed.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 12:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As part of a limited-time offer to cash-strapped customers, fast-food giant McDonald's is now offering 36-month, 0% interest financing on all value menu items.
Published: Friday, December 22nd, 2023 @ 11:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local Chick-fil-A ground to a halt Wednesday after an employee accidentally told another employee, "My pleasure." As a result, the pair of employees became trapped in an endless loop of "my pleasure" with no end in sight.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 2:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has rejected a Charlotte police officer's attempt to claim qualified immunity in a lawsuit linked to her fatal shooting of Danquirs Franklin in 2019.
Published: Monday, May 1st, 2023 @ 3:46 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Multiple reports out of the U.S. Thursday indicated that Long John Silver's is still a thing. Experts confirmed their findings that the fast-food seafood restaurant, which is an actual thing, is in fact still in existence.
Published: Friday, March 24th, 2023 @ 4:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local dad Darryl Cochran took his son Jason to the mall for a history lesson about how his forefathers shopped for clothing.
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 1:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sources in Hades have announced that Satan will finally be opening the underworld's first Chick-fil-A franchise, but it will only serve cauliflower sandwiches.
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 1:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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FDA officials specializing in the field of genuine Mexican food have released a comprehensive, peer-reviewed report confirming no link between eating Taco Bell and immediately suffering from explosive diarrhea, and that Taco Bell was "safe and effective."
Published: Monday, February 13th, 2023 @ 6:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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No grade inflation or lowering of standards thanks to equity around here. Biden gets a D+.
Published: Friday, February 10th, 2023 @ 4:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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Los Angeles has officially banned new oil wells in the city, further increasing the city’s reliance on foreign sources of oil.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 11:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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People are weary of the angry, hateful rhetoric and violence and many have just tuned out any political or current event discussions. It’s just better not to hear it, they say, than to have to deal with it.
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 8:45 am
By: Tom Campbell
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Chick-fil-A has finally come around to celebrating pride month this year. The fast-food company has announced that throughout June, all waffle fries will be covered in salt from Lot's wife.
Published: Friday, June 10th, 2022 @ 10:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Elite Media only reports what fits their narrative
Published: Friday, May 27th, 2022 @ 6:49 pm
By: Beaufort Observer Editorial Team
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Contaminated with campylobacter & salmonella
Published: Thursday, March 17th, 2022 @ 8:55 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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President Joe Biden’s pick to serve as Comptroller of the Currency, a position that regulates national banks and federal savings associations, appeared to long for the glory days of the USSR because it had no apparent gender wage gap.
Published: Saturday, November 6th, 2021 @ 9:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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Remarks by President Biden on the Bipartisan Infrastructure Framework
Published: Thursday, July 15th, 2021 @ 3:27 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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NC's disorganized and confusing criminal code creates havoc for some people encountering the system
Published: Monday, May 10th, 2021 @ 6:50 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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More and more school districts are making decisions not to return students to in-class instruction until early spring
Published: Friday, January 15th, 2021 @ 12:48 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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Gov. Roy Cooper — and scores of politicians like them — have since March imposed noxious closures and lockdowns with the altruistic goal of keeping us safe.
Published: Thursday, December 17th, 2020 @ 4:15 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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The pizza chain where a kid can be a kid is now looking to destroy 7 billion of its famous prize tickets after filing for bankruptcy this past summer due to the steep drop in business during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Published: Wednesday, September 23rd, 2020 @ 1:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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Nutrition and dietetics students adapt traditional dishes to accommodate growing vegan lifestyles
Published: Monday, December 23rd, 2019 @ 4:35 pm
By: ECU News Services
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For the disabled already on Medicaid, finding providers or in-home caregivers can be a nightmare.
Published: Sunday, September 29th, 2019 @ 2:51 am
By: Carolina Journal
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On Friday, The New Yorker honed in on a serious threat to the lives of all New Yorkers: the arrival of Chick-Fil-A in their homey little corner of the universe.
Published: Sunday, April 15th, 2018 @ 9:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Orange County Commissioner Barry Jacobs says the county has a duty to help Americans lose weight and to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, so he wants to preserve a drive-thru business window ban
Published: Monday, September 19th, 2016 @ 5:51 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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For the last several years, Big Labor has pushed for mandated higher pay for workers, rallying around the slogan "Fight for Fifteen!"
Published: Thursday, March 31st, 2016 @ 1:54 am
By: John William Pope Center
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That's the quote that has stuck with me from the book "Younger Next Year." You have to admit it's catchy ... and it's hard to argue with.
Published: Sunday, October 25th, 2015 @ 2:52 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Have you been eating right? Getting enough exercise? How far away are you from your ideal weight?
Published: Thursday, April 16th, 2015 @ 10:42 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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The plight of the low-wage fast-food worker has been a focus of some political activism lately. The ostensible goal is drumming up support for significantly raising the minimum wage. Sympathy for workers should not, however, lead one into supporting causes that merely seem to address the problem whi
Published: Friday, December 12th, 2014 @ 10:47 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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If it were to succeed, the campaign to hike - or worse, double - the minimum wage would have serious negative repercussions for the young, least skilled, and least employable. Previous newsletters have explored in depth this well-known negative policy consequence. It's one of the issues about...
Published: Thursday, October 23rd, 2014 @ 7:54 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Labor unions and "moral" activists have once again somehow convinced a few of the poorest and least educated workers in the Triangle to walk off their jobs and demand publicly that they all be priced out of work and their jobs be taken by machines.
Published: Friday, September 12th, 2014 @ 12:19 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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