Former Congressman Ron Paul was spotted muttering nervously to himself today while standing in line to see Santa Claus at a nearby shopping mall, as he hoped this would finally be the year he would get what he wanted by asking for the 47th consecutive year for Santa to end the Fed
Published: Wednesday, March 20th, 2024 @ 10:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Think Santa Claus is just some fictional character conjured up to take attention away from baby Jesus? WRONG!
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 12:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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What Hunter Biden had initially hoped would be the most wondrous day of his life resulted in profound disappointment, as he discovered the white powder being spread all around the White House grounds was only fake snow for decoration.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 10:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's that time of year once again…but is it really? With stores putting out their Christmas decorations earlier and earlier every year, it's easy for some people to get swept up in the yuletide cheer way too much and way too soon.
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024 @ 11:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Renowned astro-physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson delivered an unsolicited science lesson on Christmas Eve, using his own research to “prove” that Santa Claus’ holiday delivery schedule was an impossibility.
Published: Thursday, January 5th, 2023 @ 10:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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KYIV — Somber news came out of war-torn Ukraine today as reports confirmed Santa Claus's sleigh had been mistaken for a hostile Russian aircraft and was shot down by a Ukrainian surface-to-air missile as it flew over the greater Kyiv area early this morning.
Published: Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023 @ 10:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Greenpeace's vision of Father Christmas is a shabbily dressed Kris Kringle, who appears to be appropriately 'down on his luck', and at his 'wits end' relative to his immediate climate - it is too warm where he lives - the North Pole.
Published: Wednesday, December 28th, 2022 @ 2:47 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Nativity scene, the symbol of Christmas, has become more of a commercial symbol than a religious system.That was the conclusion of the highest court of the land – back in 1984. It got me thinking of the holiday in general and what it really means. Have we succeeded in divorcing its true meaning?
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 12:35 pm
By: Diane Rufino
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BCN offers a more whimsical Carson; a Carson that possibly did find that stiff drink.
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 9:43 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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I have long felt that Greg Lake / Pete Sinfield 's "I believe in Father Christmas" is one of the more creative modern Christmas songs created in my lifetime. I have never been a huge fan of Emerson, Lake and Palmer, but I am a big fan of Greg Lake's ode to the British Santa.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 12:57 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Christmas time is in full swing with tree decorating, caroling, gift wrapping, and of course — the beloved tradition of traumatizing millions of small children everywhere by taking them to meet Santa Claus.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 12:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Even though Louis Armstrong did sing some Christmas tunes, like "Zat You Santa Claus?"; however, I could not find any Christmas videos of a fine enough quality to display in BCN.
Published: Thursday, December 22nd, 2022 @ 3:25 am
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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Tim Allen said the “saddest thing in the world” to him is that comedic greats like Richard Pryor and George Carlin would not be able to tell jokes in 2022 because of the political climate.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 11:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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Actor Tim Allen said he’s “better as Santa Claus” than in any other role as he praised his new Disney+ series, “The Santa Clauses,” for remembering that Christmas is about a Christian holiday.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 2:24 am
By: Daily Wire
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Elon Musk finalized the purchase of Santa's Workshop this week and immediately released internal e-mails which show how the naughty and nice lists were created.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 2:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It may have been a long time ago and probably today seems corny, but how many of you remember trying to sneak down to get a peek at Santa Claus.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 12:05 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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Christmas 2023 has been canceled after Sam Brinton stole Santa Claus' sack. Brinton, Deputy Assistant Secretary of the Office of Spent Fuel, was seen on security footage taking the sack from Ted Stevens Anchorage International Airport on Saturday afternoon.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 11:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Fans got their first introduction to Ralphie’s family and friends nearly 40 years ago in the film that would become a Christmas classic — and a sequel to “A Christmas Story” will drop this year on HBO Max in November.
Published: Thursday, September 8th, 2022 @ 2:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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On Sunday night, in the wake of the Waukesha murder of six people at a Christmas parade, Fox News host Trey Gowdy blistered the leftist DA’s and prosecutors who have made it easier for criminals to post bail and be released
Published: Saturday, July 16th, 2022 @ 10:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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"Everyone knows that Tim Allen was basically canceled."
Published: Thursday, July 14th, 2022 @ 9:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Tim Allen has finally weighed in on Disney‘s latest Pixar film “Lightyear” — and he said that there’s just “no connection” to his famed character in the “Toy Story” franchise, though he wished there was.
Published: Monday, July 11th, 2022 @ 11:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden attempted to downplay widespread supply chain issues across the country this holiday season by suggesting that it is similar to past years when popular toys were not widely available.
Published: Saturday, July 9th, 2022 @ 10:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A new report from an inside source at the White House has confirmed that Barack Obama has been running the Biden Administration from inside an Easter Bunny costume for the past two years.
Published: Monday, April 25th, 2022 @ 2:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Kick off the Holiday Season with holly jolly celebrations at the return of Greenville Gives to Five Points Plaza on Friday, December 3rd.
Published: Wednesday, December 1st, 2021 @ 9:59 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Ho Ho Ho… Someone Will Still Be on His Way
Published: Thursday, December 24th, 2020 @ 3:19 am
By: Governor's Office
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Kick off the Holiday Season with holly jolly celebrations as Uptown and The City of Greenville host Greenville Gives in the Uptown District from 5 to 8 p.m. on Saturday, December 5.
Published: Saturday, December 5th, 2020 @ 3:40 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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It’s not too early to wonder whether Santa Claus will be able to slink down the chimney this Christmas and deliver toys to all the good boys and girls of the world.
Published: Monday, September 28th, 2020 @ 12:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
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It is January, but the windows are up at the rabbitpatch.
Published: Tuesday, January 21st, 2020 @ 11:10 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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The Peterson Air Force base in Colorado Springs, Colorado, is being attacked by an activist group offended that “Jesus candy” is sold at the base
Published: Thursday, January 2nd, 2020 @ 12:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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On December 4, a Mississippi family experienced a chilling and horrifying invasion of their privacy when someone used the Ring security camera in their daughters’ bedroom to speak their eight-year-old daughter, say he was Santa Claus, and encourage them to act in destructive ways.
Published: Tuesday, December 17th, 2019 @ 10:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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I will bet you can't watch this without singing along in you head.
Published: Monday, December 16th, 2019 @ 9:02 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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Were you among the crowds rushing to stores for bargains on Black Friday or did you wait for Small Business Saturday?
Published: Thursday, December 5th, 2019 @ 2:49 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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Kick off the holiday season with Uptown Greenville starting this Friday, December 6th.
Published: Thursday, December 5th, 2019 @ 10:07 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Remarks by President Trump at Presentation of the Medal of Freedom to Edwin Meese
Published: Friday, October 11th, 2019 @ 1:51 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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