With profound sadness, we announce the passing of Randy Gray Moore, II, aged 51, a beloved son, brother, uncle, cousin, and friend.
Published: Friday, April 26th, 2024 @ 7:05 am
By: Announcements
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Former presidential candidate and First Lady Hillary Clinton was seen at a local Bass Pro Shops strolling up and down the aisles looking to buy from the store's selection of sniper rifles.
Published: Sunday, April 7th, 2024 @ 9:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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UVA's anti-Israel student group used images of Hamas's Oct 7 attack to call for solidarity in 'resisting the occupation'
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 4:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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PENSACOLA, FL — As controversy continues to swirl following Pope Francis's pronouncement that Catholic priests are free to bless people who are in same-sex relationships, a local protestant man slept soundly
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 5:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Instead of a concert, Usher surprised the nation by using the Super Bowl halftime show to perform a live commercial for Old Spice antiperspirant.
Published: Tuesday, February 13th, 2024 @ 8:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to The New York Times, Israel intelligence has concluded that 32 of the remaining 136 Israeli hostages held by Hamas are dead.
Published: Friday, February 9th, 2024 @ 5:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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The White House doubled down Wednesday on a statement blaming Texas for the drowning deaths of three migrants — one woman and two children — despite a DOJ filing that undermined the claim.
Published: Thursday, February 8th, 2024 @ 12:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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“Grandma, how did mom die?”
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 3:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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It's that time of year, men! It's time to gather up all the love and appreciation you feel for your wife all year long and make a last-minute trip to the Walgreens down on the corner to buy her the perfect Christmas gift.
Published: Monday, December 25th, 2023 @ 1:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Thanksgiving changes from year to year, the dates change, and the attendees at the Thanksgiving feast are different. Chairs are empty that once weren’t. How is gratitude mounted in the face of grief and loss?
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Lib Campbell
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In an effort to repair the damage done to its image that resulted in it being relegated to "gay beer," beverage titan Bud Light has entered into a partnership with a sports organization where sweaty men in underwear hug and wrestle each other for extended periods of time.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 2:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On the heels of a fresh sighting of Bigfoot in the mountains of Colorado, new reports have arisen of the creature — the existence of which has long been debated — being spotted lumbering around the National Mall in front of the U.S. Capitol.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 1:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A lawyer representing former President Donald Trump told Daily Wire Editor Emeritus Ben Shapiro that Justice Department special investigator Jack Smith was putting the American justice system in jeopardy after he brought another indictment against Trump.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 2:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After you get married, it's common for the flame of love to cool, with each spouse eventually reaching the point of using the toilet with the bathroom door open, wearing nothing but sweatpants around the house, and finding deep-seated flaws in the way each other breathes.
Published: Friday, November 24th, 2023 @ 1:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Following a change in the Senate's informal dress code, aging senators were excited to show up to work Monday in their hospital gowns.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 8:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) shared this week what he saw at the U.S. border during his most recent visit to an area in his home state that has turned into a catastrophe zone because of Biden administration policies.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 11:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former Democratic candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. threw a wrench in the 2024 presidential race earlier this month when he announced he would run as an independent.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 2:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As record heat swept across the southern United States in recent weeks, suburban housewives were quick to seize upon brief periods when the temperature briefly dipped just below 100 degrees to break out their voluminous amounts of fall decorations.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 12:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Tonight, America gets to watch as eight Republican candidates duke it out for the chance of possibly being Trump's VP selection! Woo-hoo! The Babylon Bee is here with an exciting list of Easter eggs to look for during tonight's event:
Published: Tuesday, October 24th, 2023 @ 10:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Nursing researchers focus on heat stress in farm workers
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 9:16 am
By: ECU News Services
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House National Climate Task Force reported today that NASA scientists have discovered a mysterious spike in global warming every year between June and August.
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 11:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Senators are speaking out on the decision to relax the chamber’s dress code that some are calling “The Fetterman rule,” a nod to Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) with his penchant for hoodies and gym shorts.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 9:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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In an attempt to both earn some much-needed positive publicity and show his support for workers' rights, Hunter Biden announced he was staging an 8-hour crack strike.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 1:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an attempt to avoid further injury and traumatic incidents involving Caucasians eating food that's far too spicy for them, the scientists behind the Scoville Scale have announced they are releasing a separate spiciness scale for white people.
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 4:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Oliver Anthony, who skyrocketed to fame with his song “Rich Men North of Richmond” offered his own solution to the crisis of America seemingly coming apart at the seams.
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 9:24 am
By: Daily Wire
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A federal judge ordered Hunter Biden to get a job on Wednesday as part of his release conditions after he pleaded not guilty in court to tax charges.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 4:01 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local man felt discouraged this morning during his daily weigh-in after discovering every calorie he burned competing in a triathlon yesterday was gained back by taking one bite of a donut.
Published: Wednesday, August 2nd, 2023 @ 2:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Hunter Biden's former business partner reportedly confirmed to the House Oversight Committee that President Joe Biden was on more than twenty calls with his son during a closed-door hearing on Monday;
Published: Monday, July 31st, 2023 @ 6:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis said this week that he is not interested in running as vice president on a presidential ticket with former President Donald Trump – if Trump were to win the 2024 Republican Party nomination.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 6:02 pm
By: Daily Wire
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ECU researchers create wetland to rid wastewater of problem nutrients
Published: Wednesday, July 19th, 2023 @ 6:34 pm
By: ECU News Services
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In a show of goodwill toward the loyal young employees who make its success possible, Apple has announced they will allow their child laborers in Asia to wear the company's new virtual reality headset to help them feel like they're at the playground during their 18-hour shifts.
Published: Saturday, July 15th, 2023 @ 8:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Erik Carnell, the self-identified transgender artist who runs the company Abprallen and was hired by Target to make designs for a “Pride Month” collection, asserted that the retail behemoth was aware of the designer’s Satanic imagery before the deal was official.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 8:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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Endorsement of the LGBTQ movement by hiring diverse suppliers is a prominent theme in the most recent ESG report from Target, a reality which emerges as the brand faces backlash for controversial moves surrounding a recent “Pride Month” apparel collection.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 12:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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