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By Rev. Mark Creech
Published: Saturday, July 26th, 2025 @ 10:20 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Viral clips showing President Joe Biden in situations in which he looks to be frail or confused are being dismissed as “cheap fakes” by the White House.
Published: Monday, June 24th, 2024 @ 7:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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As 2023 wound to a close, local man Luis Garcia decided to escape from the terrifying state of living in today's America by enjoying a nice, relaxing game of Fallout 3 on his gaming computer.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 9:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Fresh off the case of George Bailey, Clarence the Angel embarked on a new mission over the weekend to show California Governor Gavin Newsom what California could be like if he'd never been born.
Published: Thursday, February 29th, 2024 @ 4:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Samuel Keith Mayo, age 84, a resident of Blounts Creek, NC died Tuesday February 6, 2024 at Herford Health and Rehabilitation.
Published: Thursday, February 8th, 2024 @ 8:26 am
By: Announcements
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President Biden expressed his support for African American history at a kick-off celebration for Black History Month by telling those gathered he believes black history is just as important as normal people history.
Published: Friday, February 2nd, 2024 @ 1:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local t-ball player Luther Haddox locked up his team's "Most Valuable Player" award after running somewhat in the general direction of first base.
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 9:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Published: Monday, January 22nd, 2024 @ 2:15 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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According to first responders, a member of the undead community has starved to death after lumbering around Capitol Hill in search of brains for several weeks and finding none.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 8:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"Slumber my Darling" is a classic /traditional melody written by American songwriter Stephen Foster, published in 1862, and now, a century and some tens of years later, is reprised by a number of outstanding musicians.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 11:43 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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ntil the early 20th century classical chess doctrine demanded centre squares be controlled and occupied by central pawns.
Published: Friday, December 1st, 2023 @ 1:23 am
By: The Correspondent
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SINAI — As they wandered the wilderness, the Israelites brought complaints to Moses about their lack of food, water, and the guy who kept saying, "At least we're getting our steps in!"
Published: Sunday, October 1st, 2023 @ 6:50 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A team of Marines was seen trudging through the woods, stopping every 30 feet to wave a key fob around in a 90° arc, say campers at Francis Marion National Forest.
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 3:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A monumental archaeological expedition has uncovered the location of the Buc-ee's where the people of Israel stopped for refreshments while wandering in the desert after being freed from slavery in Egypt.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 11:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Oliver Anthony, who skyrocketed to fame with his song “Rich Men North of Richmond” offered his own solution to the crisis of America seemingly coming apart at the seams.
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 9:24 am
By: Daily Wire
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New Orleans Saints veteran tight end Jimmy Graham was arrested Friday night in Southern California when officers found him wandering in traffic after he suffered a “medical episode.”
Published: Thursday, September 14th, 2023 @ 6:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Oliver Anthony said he’s turned offers worth millions of dollars after going viral with his song “Rich Men North Of Richmond,” emphasizing that he doesn’t want to be in the “spotlight.”
Published: Thursday, September 14th, 2023 @ 7:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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A new study published Wednesday shows that espresso could help prevent Alzheimer’s disease.
Published: Tuesday, August 8th, 2023 @ 11:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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A dedicated mall enthusiast was left severely disappointed this week after a long-awaited trip to the National Mall failed to live up to expectations, with the visitor shocked to discover the lack of any of his favorite stores.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 12:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Terror has rocked a small Moblin treehouse community after Gary L., a beloved Moblin relaxing by the campfire was slain by a wandering psychopath.
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 11:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Amid a mounting surge of illegal immigration, the Biden Administration is sending 1,500 National Guard troops to the border to help them register to vote.
Published: Friday, June 2nd, 2023 @ 5:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Daniel Bridgeman found his mind wandering after his wife's story entered a second overtime and ninth detour. Reports confirm he shifted into a panicked prayer, however, as his wife began winding up and he realized she may end her long story with a question.
Published: Thursday, May 18th, 2023 @ 12:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After years of frustration at her husband's inability to pay attention to the brief, three-hour conversations she forced him into, local wife Florence Berph implemented a brilliant new tactic to trick him into listening by starting with, "Welcome to my podcast."
Published: Sunday, April 30th, 2023 @ 10:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A married couple was seen wandering the mall Monday, when the owner of one cool knife stopped to take a gander at more cool knives on display in the window of the Stabology storefront. The owner of 73 purses then asked her companion why he needed more than one cool knife.
Published: Sunday, April 16th, 2023 @ 3:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With aged senators increasingly absent from sessions to treat their illnesses and injuries, Congress has passed new rules giving control of the Senate to whichever party has fewer people in the hospital.
Published: Thursday, March 16th, 2023 @ 11:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Aides are scrambling to keep the President on track without wandering off stage and getting lost again on national television. To combat this, Biden's handlers have resorted to laying down a trail of women's hair on the ground for Biden to sniff and follow.
Published: Sunday, December 18th, 2022 @ 3:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A potentially disastrous situation was averted yesterday as White House aides were able to grab President Biden's arm in the nick of time and lead him away just as he was beginning to "follow the light."
Published: Monday, December 12th, 2022 @ 1:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a break from a long-standing tradition, the White House announced that this year's Thanksgiving turkey would not receive a ceremonial pardon from President Joe Biden after it was discovered that the turkey had attended the riot at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021.
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 8:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The White House cannot admit the truth about the state of the country, so they are doing the next best thing — denying any problem exists at all, especially as it relates to the economy, the border, and life in the womb.
Published: Sunday, October 23rd, 2022 @ 12:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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Finally, Democrats are starting to get it.
Published: Monday, October 17th, 2022 @ 9:34 am
By: Daily Wire
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A few days ago, President Joe Biden moseyed away from his podium while speaking to a group of FEMA workers.
Published: Saturday, October 8th, 2022 @ 10:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Senior Florida officials said Monday that the 50 illegal immigrants that were flown to Martha’s Vineyard last week were effectively “wandering homeless along the border” before they were flown to the sanctuary city.
Published: Monday, September 26th, 2022 @ 1:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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Why does President Joe Biden constantly wander around aimlessly after his speeches?
Published: Sunday, September 25th, 2022 @ 7:01 pm
By: Daily Wire
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