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Democrat Gov. Roy Cooper continues to give his veto pen a workout for the 14th time this year, this time vetoing a bill involving the expansion of charter schools, including being able to request money from counties for funding capital projects.
Published: Wednesday, October 18th, 2023 @ 6:49 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Movies are making a comeback in the great summer blockbusters Barbie and Oppenheimer. We have seen both of them. They could not be more different, but each offers something to think about.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 9:26 am
By: Lib Campbell
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A local man felt discouraged this morning during his daily weigh-in after discovering every calorie he burned competing in a triathlon yesterday was gained back by taking one bite of a donut.
Published: Wednesday, August 2nd, 2023 @ 2:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Following Lululemon's surprising decision to not intervene when merchandise is being stolen, streets have been overrun with groups of thugs wearing the latest Lululemon attire.
Published: Thursday, July 20th, 2023 @ 5:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Some people in Japan reportedly became so used to wearing face masks during the COVID pandemic that they are taking classes to teach them how to smile again.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 8:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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Our effeminate culture keeps trying to push men to talk about their feelings and go to something lame-sounding called "therapy". While this might work for today's beta male, old-school, 100% genuine REAL men have better ways of overcoming challenges in their lives.
Published: Saturday, June 3rd, 2023 @ 7:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Man’s Busy Schedule Forces Him To Start Skipping The Gym At Night Instead Of Skipping In The MorningLEE'S SUMMIT, MO — Due to an increasingly packed daily schedule, a local man was recently forced to start skipping his workouts at night instead of his normal practice of skipping his workouts in the mornings.
Published: Friday, May 5th, 2023 @ 2:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Deep in the Amazon jungle, a group of progressive Christian missionaries is hard at work spreading the good news of alternative lifestyles to unreached native tribes. The missionaries hope their efforts will bear fruit as they introduce some gay stuff to previously untouched civilizations.
Published: Tuesday, May 2nd, 2023 @ 4:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Members of a local gym were shocked and distracted today after a woman — who was clearly new and not familiar with the expected attire of exercising females — spent her entire workout actually wearing clothing.
Published: Wednesday, April 12th, 2023 @ 4:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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You don’t need to go to Florida for sunshine. Sunshine is lighting the way here in North Carolina as the “Don’t Say Gay” bill, also presented as the “Parents Bill of Rights” bill is making its way through the legislature, soon to become law.
Published: Sunday, February 19th, 2023 @ 9:53 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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After a brisk winter jog today, local man Donald Vance decided that perhaps obesity isn't so bad after all.
Published: Thursday, February 9th, 2023 @ 9:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Have you ever been tempted to glance at a barely dressed woman when you're at the gym? Stop it, weakling! Women everywhere are trying to get you to stare at them so they can shame you on TikTok. Don't let this happen to you!
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 9:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local woman Jane Adams narrowly exceeded the item limit at the grocery's express checkout line today by a mere 2,387 items.
Published: Friday, February 3rd, 2023 @ 10:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Peloton has released an innovative new laundry rack that looks exactly like their original exercise bike, for the low cost of five hundred dollars.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 2:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A female California teenager in San Diego County told local city officials Wednesday she was exposed to male genitalia inside a YMCA women’s locker room after finishing a workout.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 7:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Twitter reduced and nixed a number of employee benefits as Elon Musk tries to slash costs at the company.
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 7:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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The new year started off optimistically for local resolution enthusiast, Carson Blenvy, who dove right into his resolve to lose 30 pounds of fat by taking a before photo to help document his future progress toward a sleek, muscular body.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 4:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Inspired by the recent actions of new Twitter owner and chief executive Elon Musk, more business leaders in California’s Silicon Valley are dismissing surplus employees.
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 10:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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A video of a young Meta employee enjoying company perks and not appearing to do much work has gone viral and drawn online mockery just as company founder Mark Zuckerberg faces pressure from investors to cut headcount.
Published: Thursday, December 1st, 2022 @ 10:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Dedication unveils unwavering support, urban legend
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 10:50 am
By: ECU News Services
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Local man Alex McCarthy has reported high levels of well-being, with his career trajectory, family life, and leadership in his church and community all on an upward trajectory.
Published: Tuesday, November 1st, 2022 @ 10:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Cool breeze, hot start to Pirate Entrepreneurship Challenge
Published: Monday, October 24th, 2022 @ 8:24 pm
By: ECU News Services
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In preparation for another grueling worship service, local pentecostal Sam Twibbins is loading up on a pre-workout concoction of whey protein, creatine, and beta-alanine for maximum gains and recovery.
Published: Friday, October 21st, 2022 @ 9:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local father Justin Walker works 60 hours a week, helps with the kids and housework, plays in a church softball league, volunteers for Sunday service, and does yard work on the weekends.
Published: Tuesday, September 27th, 2022 @ 10:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After six practices, two in shorts and four more in shells, fourth-year head coach Mike Houston guided East Carolina through its first full-pad workout of the 2022 preseason camp Thursday morning at the Cliff Moore Practice Complex.
Published: Friday, September 2nd, 2022 @ 11:35 pm
By: ECU Sports
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Following a pair of introductory workouts in shorts and helmets, East Carolina moved to the second phase of fall camp donning shoulder pads for the first time as the Pirates completed their third session on Hight Field inside the Cliff Moore Practice Complex Friday morning.
Published: Wednesday, August 31st, 2022 @ 6:31 pm
By: ECU Sports
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Fourth-year East Carolina Head Football Coach Mike Houston opened the 2022 campaign Wednesday morning by guiding the Pirates through their first official workout of the season on Hight Field inside the Cliff Moore Practice Complex.
Published: Tuesday, August 30th, 2022 @ 6:47 pm
By: ECU Sports
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Ever done something so completely bizarre and embarrassing, you feel like no one else could possibly relate?
Published: Friday, August 26th, 2022 @ 12:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Alan Roddick skipped church this morning to go out for a nice brunch and spent the whole meal secretly judging all the heathens at the restaurant who don't go to church.
Published: Friday, August 26th, 2022 @ 11:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite working from home, local man Jarron Bullenix learned today that his lifestyle is anything but sedentary when he rose for his second cupboard visit before noon, causing his Apple Watch to congratulate him for hitting his daily “Stand” goal.
Published: Thursday, June 30th, 2022 @ 1:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In light of the January 6th hearings, we felt it was prudent to provide a detailed timeline of that fateful day to refresh your memory. We put our best historians and hackers on the project so we could bring you the most accurate and classified details yet.
Published: Tuesday, June 14th, 2022 @ 8:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In the fast-paced time of today, people often overlook how important it is to keep your health and well-being in check.
Published: Sunday, June 12th, 2022 @ 11:08 am
By: Francesca
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