Biden Urges U.S. Government To Fund Vaccine For Virus U.S. Government Funded

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Biden Urges U.S. Government To Fund Vaccine For Virus U.S. Government Funded

Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 3:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    WASHINGTON, D.C.     With another devastating wave of COVID-19 scheduled to arrive just in time for the upcoming election year, President Joe Biden has urgently asked the U.S. government to provide funding for a new vaccine for the virus the U.S. government funded.

    "Here's the deal, folks," Biden mumbled, "A government-caused problem deserves a government-caused solution. We fronted the money to cook up this virus, so it only makes sense for us to pay for another safe and completely effective vaccine. It's just like all the other safe and effective vaccines we had before, but this one works. For real. Cheesecake!"

    Officials have warned that a new round of COVID is on its way and have begun making preparations to reinstitute lockdown policies and mask mandates, leading many citizens to preemptively refuse to comply. "Ain't no way I'm wearing a mask again," said steelworker Ray Stevens. "But if they want me to take a new shot, I guess I'll take their word that it's necessary."

    Reports now indicate the Biden administration will make an even stronger push to force everyone to take the new vaccine. "All the other shots were great," said Dr. David Schultz, a virologist who is consulting with the administration. "They worked so well, in fact, that we're desperate to get funding to make a new one that will also work super well and be completely necessary and totally safe."

    At publishing time, experts predicted the new vaccine to be ready just in time for voters to suffer totally unrelated side effects before the election.

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Considering the irrefutable fact that the Left /the Democratic Socialists, beginning in March of 2020, employed the repetitive use of the Covid Pandemic as a political cudgel to wrest a presidential election, where their candidate rarely left his basement, from a frightened and beaten down citizenry of this Representative Republic: What does your knowledge NOW, in hindsight, aid in your understanding of the motives of the Authoritarian Left?

The "Left" cares about all Democratics, so it was imperative that we do whatever it took to elect a lifelong politician to become that Democratic Socialist to forever change US.

Pandemics are serious business, where our leaders must use wisdom and practicable efforts of all that serve to protect the public from not only the pandemic, but these ignoble usurpers of the Left.

I lost almost everything in the Covid Pandemic, and I want justice; a justice where only the truth prevails, and the rampant fraud that is now legend is remedied.

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