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the true heroes of Helene
Published: Wednesday, January 1st, 2025 @ 8:21 pm
By: John Steed
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Atheists around America spent the day sitting patiently around dining room tables waiting for a wonderful Thanksgiving meal to materialize itself from nothing.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 2:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Republicans are back in the driver's seat in the House of Representatives, which means wild and excessive government spending will finally be brought under control. The GOP is vowing to do whatever is necessary to balance the books in Washington.
Published: Wednesday, January 24th, 2024 @ 11:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Jeremy Dunning, an obviously savage Neanderthal who lives in a cave within the Albuquerque city limits, reportedly has been heard on multiple occasions stating that he just doesn't think Weird Al is all that funny.
Published: Saturday, December 2nd, 2023 @ 11:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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While every state in the Union is way better than France, each has its upsides and downsides. We at The Babylon Bee have collected for you the biggest pros and cons of living in all fifty of these United States:
Published: Wednesday, October 11th, 2023 @ 11:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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New Mexico Attorney General Raul Torrez will not defend Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham’s controversial gun order, which is facing multiple lawsuits, in court.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 3:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In case you haven't heard, everything is woke now! This includes all your favorite places to shop. Since you can't swing a dead cat without hitting something woke, you may be left wondering if you can shop anywhere anymore.
Published: Wednesday, August 9th, 2023 @ 1:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Syndicated radio host Dana Loesch let Democrats have it on Wednesday after they objected to photos Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) shared during a recent Capitol Hill hearing.
Published: Sunday, July 30th, 2023 @ 5:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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As an international search continues for the missing Titanic submersible carrying five people, questions swirl around the craft’s construction and the safety procedures its company put in place.
Published: Thursday, July 20th, 2023 @ 8:54 am
By: Daily Wire
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As time runs out for the passengers on the Titan submersible that went looking deep into the sea for wreckage of the Titanic, a last-ditch effort involving heavy machinery and submarines arrived in Newfoundland on Tuesday night.
Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 4:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A submersible carrying five people that went missing during a voyage to the Titanic wreckage in the Atlantic Ocean is a cramped vessel called the Titan that is piloted by a video game controller and sealed by more than a dozen bolts.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 4:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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All five people on board the missing Titanic submarine have been identified, and they include a seasoned diver and maritime expert, a father/son duo who are members of one of Pakistan’s wealthiest families, and the CEO of the company in charge of the voyage.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 11:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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Locals are rejoicing this morning at the news that a nearby food production facility made it through another night without being burned to the ground like others all around the country.
Published: Monday, February 20th, 2023 @ 8:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Allow churches to exercise their Second Amendment rights on their own property
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 9:25 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Local man Josiah Burt veered dangerously close to ending his day in peace after hours of productive work, family time, and spiritual sensitivity. Reports say that while brushing his teeth, he visited Twitter, barely saving him from a sense of calm and well-being lasting into bedtime.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 6:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It’s January 4, 2023, and as of press time, the House of Representatives is without a speaker.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 5:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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There's only one reason people go to a Christian college: to find a spouse! Don't graduate empty-handed! Follow these tips and snag yourself a godly mate today!
Published: Thursday, November 17th, 2022 @ 6:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After careful consideration, America has decided that religious people can still be allowed in society, so long as they aren't one of those psychos who actually believe their religion.
Published: Tuesday, October 4th, 2022 @ 3:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Holy Bible represents God's complete revelation to mankind. Every word of it is inspired by God and useful for the teaching, correcting, and equipping of the saints.
Published: Thursday, September 29th, 2022 @ 11:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Hey there, person! Are you still using electricity? We all know electricity makes the earth cry, which is why California recently banned it altogether.
Published: Monday, September 19th, 2022 @ 1:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local married couple Keith and Rebecca Powell can't decide what they want to eat for dinner, and have each decided to ask one another what they want for dinner over and over until they both starve.
Published: Thursday, August 4th, 2022 @ 1:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A conservative man has reportedly boycotted every single company with ties to "woke" political idealogy and now resides alone in a cave with his Goya Beans and MyPillow.
Published: Wednesday, June 22nd, 2022 @ 8:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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I know there’s a lot of snobbery when it comes to buffets, and that’s because many of them are terrible and attract shouty people in Ocean City 2017 shirts with buzzcut hicklet children named Colt, and whatnot.
Published: Thursday, August 5th, 2021 @ 7:31 pm
By: Jeff Kay
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Donor’s gift will benefit Brody School of Medicine
Published: Friday, November 6th, 2020 @ 12:21 am
By: ECU News Services
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Would you pay for the experience of interviewing for a job that doesn’t exist? It appears some may, and such an experience can be yours for about $4,600.
Published: Thursday, August 15th, 2019 @ 8:22 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The early verdict is now in, and Justice Brett Kavanaugh is off to a very slow start. He has now had a veritable slew of rulings that ought to offend the sensibilities of judicial conservatives.
Published: Tuesday, May 21st, 2019 @ 11:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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I am thrilled to host the Wounded Warrior Project.
Published: Tuesday, April 23rd, 2019 @ 1:16 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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You don't like a particular policy or a particular president? Then argue for your position. Go out there and win an election," Obama said. "But don't break it."
Published: Monday, October 22nd, 2018 @ 7:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The time we call August has begun . . . and the rain has still not stopped.
Published: Monday, August 6th, 2018 @ 2:27 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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Most of my stories to the grandkids start with believe it or not. In 1963, believe it or not, my school was segregated and the only confusion was with two ethnic Japanese sisters.
Published: Wednesday, May 2nd, 2018 @ 9:23 am
By: Ted McDonald
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Mrs. Patricia Ann Smith Cutler, age 75, a resident of 66 Mildreds Road, Blounts Creek, died Tuesday, December 19, 2017 at Vidant Beaufort Hospital in Washington
Published: Wednesday, December 27th, 2017 @ 11:12 am
By: Announcements
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