Bud Light’s parent company, Anheuser-Busch, is estimated to have lost over one billion dollars in sales after the brand faced boycotts from conservatives over its partnership with trans-identifying influencer Dylan Mulvaney.
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2024 @ 4:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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requiring women to share locker rooms, showers with biological men
Published: Wednesday, March 20th, 2024 @ 9:40 am
By: John Steed
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Trans influencer could have to delete Bud Light posts that blatantly violate new beer industry guidelines
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 4:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local woman found herself torn between appreciating the copious amount of compliments you continually give her
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024 @ 12:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to repair the damage done to its image that resulted in it being relegated to "gay beer," beverage titan Bud Light has entered into a partnership with a sports organization where sweaty men in underwear hug and wrestle each other for extended periods of time.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 2:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It's the year 2023 and now more than ever people have options. While Black Friday shopping of years past meant standing in line at 3 a.m. outside a Walmart in hopes of scoring the last Furby, these days things have become slightly more civilized.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 8:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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UFC CEO and President Dana White said he told one of the sponsors for his mixed martial arts organization to “go f*** yourself” when directed by the unnamed company to remove a post on his personal social media account that included former President Donald Trump.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 12:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a shocking move, Ukraine announced today that they have hired trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney as their official military spokesperson.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Americans are beginning to suspect President Obama might be gay after being spotted driving about town in a new Ford Raptor while drinking a Bud Light.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 9:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Bud Light welcomed newly minted $100 million investor Bill Gates today with a special, limited-edition can featuring his old friend Jeffrey Epstein.
Published: Thursday, November 9th, 2023 @ 11:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Target Corporation is making drastic changes in its product selection in an effort to win back customers following the first quarterly earnings loss in six years. Thus, they have unveiled the new Straight White Male Pride Collection available in stores nationwide.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 5:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Dove is facing backlash, including from X owner Elon Musk, after it was revealed that the company was partnering in a “fat liberation” campaign with a Black Lives Matter Activist accused of wrecking a white female student’s life with uncorroborated accusations.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 11:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Anheuser-Busch is still facing backlash and boycotts weeks after the company teamed up with controversial transgender activist and social media influencer Dylan Mulvaney to advertise its Bud Light products.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 10:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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As the Bible says, none is righteous, no, not one — especially when it comes to what you do in your wife's dreams. She has legitimate reasons to be mad at you for it, so don't you dare act like you don't know what you did!
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 12:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With a wedding hanging in the balance after running out of booze, Satan stepped up to miraculously turn water into Bud Light.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 11:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Charlotte Pride, a leading LGBT pride organization in Charlotte, North Carolina, has listed a child sex offender as the recipient of its 2023 Harvey Milk Award for exceptional “LGBT+” advocacy.
Published: Wednesday, September 6th, 2023 @ 5:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A Native American group has threatened a national boycott of the Washington Commanders unless the NFL team reverses course and changes its name back to the Washington Redskins.
Published: Tuesday, September 5th, 2023 @ 11:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local commie Landon Rawls put his hatred for freedom on full display today, making a mockery of America's birthday by lighting nothing but a sparkler.
Published: Wednesday, August 30th, 2023 @ 12:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With Pride Month coming to a close, corporations are making preparations to return to their usual amount of gayness.
Published: Friday, August 18th, 2023 @ 12:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With the month of June coming to a close and various consumer brands across the retail spectrum looking for ways to differentiate themselves in a non-Pride Month marketplace
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 4:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Come for Morning Wire’s Afternoon Update’s straight news, but stay for the Rapid Reactions
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 6:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Did you know that you might be gay and not even know it? It's true! We've consulted with experts in psychology and sodomy to help you identify the telltale signs that you are a closet homosexual.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 9:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The latest findings from a recent Civitas Poll on voter favor of capitalism over socialism
Published: Saturday, August 5th, 2023 @ 7:40 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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According to sources inside the Anheuser-Busch company, scientists at Bud Light have been hard at work on a time machine that would go back about six months.
Published: Friday, August 4th, 2023 @ 8:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local straight man, husband, and father of three Lyle Flann locked himself in his room to secretly enjoy Pitch Perfect again, sources confirmed Wednesday.
Published: Wednesday, August 2nd, 2023 @ 3:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Devout local Christian Josh McKay has decided he can no longer in good conscience get wasted drinking Bud Light, and has therefore switched to scotch.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 9:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a surprising twist, legendary country music star Garth Brooks has announced that his new bar will in fact be a gay bar, as they will be serving Bud Light.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 7:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In yet another step to establish gay stuff as the official state-sponsored religion in the United States, President Joe Biden has signed an executive order instituting the call to gay prayer, ordering it to take place five times every day, with everyone facing toward San Francisco
Published: Monday, July 24th, 2023 @ 7:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The ad agency behind the Bud Light debacle that paired the brand with transgender activist Dylan Mulvaney, a man who identifies as a woman, won the ad industry’s equivalent of an Oscar.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 11:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With corporations now having reservations about hiring Dylan Mulvaney as a spokesperson in the wake of backlash against Bud Light and Nike, the TikTok personality and trans activist has now begun blackmailing companies by threatening to publicly endorse their products.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 4:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Podcast giant Joe Rogan slammed corporations and different organizations pushing transgender ideology onto the entire country.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 8:01 am
By: Daily Wire
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Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy pushed back on billionaire Mark Cuban’s claim that pushing “woke” capitalism is “good business.”
Published: Thursday, July 13th, 2023 @ 12:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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At long last, the end of the world is upon us. At any minute the trumpets will sound and we'll be caught up into heaven, leaving only our clothes and jewelry behind-- just like in the theologically accurate international blockbuster film Left Behind.
Published: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023 @ 12:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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