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farmers, truckers and supporters block roads, fuel deports, and ports to protest climate taxes on fuel
Published: Sunday, April 12th, 2026 @ 8:53 am
By: John Steed
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so say its own lawyerd
Published: Thursday, April 2nd, 2026 @ 2:16 pm
By: John Steed
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Someone on X rightly put it, “this is now the face that launched a thousand quips..."
Published: Tuesday, February 24th, 2026 @ 1:09 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As we approach the Yuletide season, we are requesting that our readers send us Christmas greetings, through song, story, or verse that is important to you.
Published: Friday, December 12th, 2025 @ 7:52 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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by Rev. Mark Creech
Published: Saturday, December 6th, 2025 @ 11:32 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Over the last several weeks, unelected federal judges have struck repeated blows against the Trump administration with rulings designed to stop his agenda.
Published: Tuesday, October 14th, 2025 @ 8:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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'The Story of All Stories' offers families a faithful and beautifully-told Catholic alternative to most children's Bibles.
Published: Tuesday, October 14th, 2025 @ 8:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The geopolitical balance of power appeared to experience a significant shift this week, as President Donald Trump announced that he had gerrymandered the United States of America to now include Canada.
Published: Monday, October 13th, 2025 @ 3:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Roberts had active voter registration in US since 2012
Published: Tuesday, September 30th, 2025 @ 1:49 pm
By: John Steed
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The first three episodes of the current season of "South Park" have hammered President Donald Trump and other GOP targets.
Published: Monday, September 8th, 2025 @ 3:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As part of an initiative to obtain a more accurate count of the nation's population, President Donald Trump ordered U.S. census takers not to count anyone wearing a sombrero.
Published: Friday, September 5th, 2025 @ 2:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Babylon Bee would like to kindly remind the nation that photoshopping other words or images onto Democrats' little signs is super offensive.
Published: Tuesday, September 2nd, 2025 @ 5:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Suzanne Edith Maurizzio born October 25th, 1950 in Middletown, New York to the late Marjorie Dobert and Paul Bender, peacefully passed away August 27th, 2025 in Washington, North Carolina.
Published: Monday, September 1st, 2025 @ 7:13 am
By: Announcements
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Joe Eszterhas said the dialogue will not be politically correct.
Published: Sunday, August 31st, 2025 @ 12:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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radical Biden autopen judge is sorority sister of Cook but stays on case
Published: Saturday, August 30th, 2025 @ 1:47 pm
By: John Steed
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With rumors circulating about former President Joe Biden expressing a desire to return to politics, the editorial board of The Babylon Bee would like to offer our enthusiastic and heartfelt support for this thrilling possibility.
Published: Tuesday, July 29th, 2025 @ 12:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Actor and comedian Bill Burr broke down during a television appearance on ABC Thursday when his body went through some unexpected changes, as his cycle apparently synced up with the hosts of The View.
Published: Sunday, July 27th, 2025 @ 9:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden announced his intention to return to the world of politics with a bid for President of Shady Oaks retirement home.
Published: Friday, July 25th, 2025 @ 10:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Proponents of eliminating the federal income tax rejoiced today as Elon Musk cleverly disguised the Internal Revenue Service headquarters as a Tesla dealership so Democrats would burn it down.
Published: Tuesday, July 22nd, 2025 @ 8:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After watching its latest feature Snow White suffer a disastrous opening weekend at the box office, executives at Disney have decided to quietly cancel the studio's live-action version of Pocahontas starring Dylan Mulvaney.
Published: Saturday, July 19th, 2025 @ 10:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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U.S. — Despite record-low polling numbers among American voters, Democratic Party leaders were confident they could turn things around and estimated they were only one more arson away from being popular again.
Published: Sunday, July 6th, 2025 @ 9:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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U.S. — A dorky journalist experienced the thrill of a lifetime this past week, having finally been included for the first time ever in a group text.
Published: Tuesday, July 1st, 2025 @ 9:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With lawmakers calling for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth to resign over leaked Yemen attack plans, Hegseth expressed deep regret for not instead getting soldiers killed in a chaotic withdrawal and handing $80 billion of weaponry to terrorists.
Published: Tuesday, July 1st, 2025 @ 5:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a beautiful, heartwarming call for universal peace, liberals took several stolen, burning Teslas and arranged them to spell out "Coexist."
Published: Saturday, June 28th, 2025 @ 8:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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By Rev. Mark Creech
Published: Wednesday, June 18th, 2025 @ 8:17 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Michael Dean Blackman, age 66, beloved husband, son, devoted father and grandfather, passed at his home on June 6, 2025 in Beaufort County.
Published: Monday, June 9th, 2025 @ 7:18 am
By: Announcements
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new university research study debunks climate alarmist dogma
Published: Thursday, May 8th, 2025 @ 11:55 am
By: John Steed
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The quest to survive until Monday morning commenced Friday afternoon, as a local husband and father who works two jobs during the week began mentally preparing himself for a chaotic and stressful weekend with his wife and children.
Published: Sunday, March 23rd, 2025 @ 12:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mrs. LeeAnn Jamison Greene, age 64, a resident of Belhaven, NC passed away Saturday March 15, 2025, at ECU Health Beaufort Hospital in Washington.
Published: Wednesday, March 19th, 2025 @ 7:10 am
By: Announcements
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"Anora" walked away with 5 Oscars.
Published: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025 @ 7:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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Announcing that it has now given up entirely, the Democratic National Committee selected David Hogg as its new Vice Chair.
Published: Wednesday, February 19th, 2025 @ 8:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As proof he was willing to back up his strong words in support of DEI practices in business, Dallas Mavericks minority owner Mark Cuban announced the team had signed actor Peter Dinklage as its new power forward.
Published: Friday, February 14th, 2025 @ 12:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Pope Francis issued an official statement today demanding that God remove the walls and gates that surround the Kingdom of Heaven.
Published: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025 @ 7:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After news broke that President-elect Donald Trump had successfully brokered a ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas, outgoing President Joe Biden spoke with the media to take credit for developing dementia so Kamala Harris would take his place on the ticket
Published: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025 @ 3:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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