Daily Wire host Michael Knowles’ speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) has outraged the Left for the second consecutive year — this time for his remarks on marriage.
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 1:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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Christians in Iowa and across the nation are outraged after a Democrat statue was unveiled at the state's Capitol Building.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 9:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Embattled Harvard President Claudine Gay resigned on Tuesday, and many on the Left were quick to claim that her abrupt exit was clearly the result of racism.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 12:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Revelation chapter 20 verses 11 through 15
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 9:54 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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These days, it can be hard to tell if the hospital you're at is also a staging ground for Islamist terrorists to commit mass murder! We at the Babylon Bee have assembled a list of ten subtle clues to help you discern if the hospital you're at is actually a Hamas base:
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 8:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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California Governor Gavin Newsom appeared on late night television on Wednesday to bash Florida Governor Ron DeSantis after getting walloped by the Republican presidential candidate during a recent debate.
Published: Tuesday, January 9th, 2024 @ 1:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — A crowd of onlookers gathered outside a local pizza parlor today as 76 sacrificial goats were delivered in preparation for former First Lady Hillary Clinton's birthday party.
Published: Wednesday, December 20th, 2023 @ 12:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local police have taken in the man who reportedly entered the Iowa State Capitol and reigned destruction upon the satanic statue of Baphomet, cutting off its head epically and gloriously with a chainsaw. According to law enforcement, the man said his name was "Doom Guy".
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 1:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Putting Christ back into CHRISTmas
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 10:15 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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In a statement given to a roomful of waitstaff at The French Laundry, California Governor Gavin Newsom declared California to be the freest state in the Union, and warned that anyone who disagreed would be arrested.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 4:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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“The human aspect of what we’re witnessing right now, to me, is heartbreaking."
Published: Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 @ 8:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local patriarch Methuselah spent yet another frustrating day threshing his grain after his wife once again brought up a big argument they had 741 years ago, leading the couple into an uncomfortable silence.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 11:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Republican attorneys general from five states have sent a letter to the biggest law firms in the U.S. telling them to end racial preference programs or face accountability.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 2:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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21 years ago, on September 10, 246 people went to sleep in preparation for their morning flights. 2,606 people went to sleep in preparation for work in the morning. 343 firefighters went to sleep in preparation for their morning shift.
Published: Monday, September 11th, 2023 @ 7:29 am
By: Diane Rufino
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Sometimes, people write me and raise curiosity in my mind. The writer says that he and his wife “moved away from Methodism because of the ‘gay agenda’.” While we are probably better off, I have thought about what he could mean by the “gay agenda”?
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 2:05 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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Church leaders with the Southern Baptist Convention are debating a measure to enshrine a ban on appointing female pastors, with many frustrated attendees now wishing God had written some sort of book telling them whether or not a pastor can be a woman.
Published: Sunday, July 23rd, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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King Solomon really broke out the romance, telling his wife today that he truly thinks of her as one in a thousand.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 11:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local woman was once again left with several truckloads of leftover food after severely overestimating the amount needed to feed her dinner party of 7 people by roughly 3,000 servings.
Published: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023 @ 11:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Stay free
Published: Tuesday, July 4th, 2023 @ 8:57 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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In a decision viewed as yet another part of the logical progression of the team's descent into otherworldly evil, the Los Angeles Dodgers have announced the team will replace the traditional 7th-Inning Stretch and its accompanying singing of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Published: Friday, June 23rd, 2023 @ 2:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to further smooth things over following the controversial decision to re-invite LGBTQ+ activist group Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, the Los Angeles Dodgers have now summoned Satan himself to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at Pride Night.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 10:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A conservative watchdog group on Wednesday sued the Department of Justice to get to the bottom of Attorney General Merrick Garland’s alleged role in the targeting of concerned parents.
Published: Friday, June 16th, 2023 @ 3:01 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The beloved series The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis has been treasured for over half a century, but did you know the books are actually allegorical, too? They are!
Published: Thursday, June 8th, 2023 @ 3:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Police in North Carolina got a helping hoof this week when a herd of cattle aided in the roundup of a suspect on the run.
Published: Friday, May 19th, 2023 @ 12:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Would you be surprised that President Joe Biden’s Food and Drug Administration learned nothing from its nationwide baby formula debacle last year?
Published: Tuesday, April 18th, 2023 @ 1:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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They can’t build a new world order until the old one is destroyed.
Published: Tuesday, February 28th, 2023 @ 9:49 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Rep. Wesley Hunt (R-TX) made it clear that he had no patience left for anyone who attempted to make every issue into a divide along racial lines.
Published: Monday, February 13th, 2023 @ 6:01 am
By: Daily Wire
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Legendary quarterback Tom Brady announced his retirement Wednesday.
Published: Friday, February 10th, 2023 @ 10:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Theologians from seminaries across the country have united in agreement that holy Scripture is 72% more powerful if read in an awesome foreign accent.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 2:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Dr. Nina Higgins Ward, 79, of Vanceboro, NC, died at her home on January 7, 2023, in the company of her family of beloved dogs.
Published: Thursday, January 12th, 2023 @ 8:13 am
By: Announcements
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Something we all knew
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 12:33 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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During a White House press conference focused on clarifying every statement Biden has ever made, Press Secretary Jean-Pierre clarified that the official White House policy was the opposite of whatever President Biden says in interviews.
Published: Friday, December 30th, 2022 @ 1:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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