In response to the growing outcry over tens of thousands of migrants illegally flooding into the United States, President Joe Biden deployed federal agents to the southern border to help block journalists' cameras.
Published: Sunday, April 7th, 2024 @ 7:56 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden took a few questions during a brief ice cream break with NBC late-night host and comedian Seth Meyers, telling reporters he hoped the United States could help facilitate a ceasefire in Gaza by Monday.
Published: Saturday, March 16th, 2024 @ 4:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Parent Company Unilever, PLC, and its Subsidiaries Included in Action
Published: Tuesday, March 5th, 2024 @ 10:56 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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As part of an ongoing corporate initiative to show solidarity with the Palestinian people and support anti-Zionist liberation efforts, kiosks at the global coffee chain Starbucks will now ask customers if they would like to donate $1 to buy a bullet for Hamas.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 10:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"Media literacy" is a “tool to create the society we all deserve: one that nurtures racial equity, social justice, and true democracy"
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 11:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to a Dec. 21 press release from state Treasurer Dale R. Folwell, ice cream company Ben & Jerry’s Homemade, Inc. and its parent company Unilever PLC have been added to a list of companies that the Treasurer’s Office restricts investments and contracts with due to their anti-Israel activity.
Published: Monday, January 1st, 2024 @ 9:23 am
By: Carolina Journal
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As the situation leading up to a vote to determine whether he would remain as Speaker of the House began to look more grim, Kevin McCarthy sought to take matters into his own hands and began frantically running through the corridors of the U.S. Capitol building
Published: Friday, December 1st, 2023 @ 11:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As he joined striking members of the United Auto Workers union on the picket line, President Joe Biden expressed his strong support for their efforts, insisting automakers provide all factory employees with 300 days of annual vacation just like he receives.
Published: Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 6:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It's that "special time" of the month, your wife has that crazy look in her eyes, and you know your next words could be your last. What do you say?
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 11:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The world's dumbest man, Jeremy Dander, pulled up to a McDonald's outside of lunch hours, noticed only two cars in the drive-thru, and made the mistake of assuming the experience wouldn't take long.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 11:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Visitors to the Baltimore Harbor Pier were startled today after a beleaguered man working the Dippin' Dots ice cream stand shouted angrily at them as they passed by.
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 12:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite launching an extensive investigation and having access to visitor logs of everyone who enters or exits the room, Secret Service agents have announced they are unable to identify the individual who has been meeting with foreign oligarchs in the Oval Office
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 11:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Tensions rose in the White House today after President Joe Biden called an urgent meeting with top administration members. According to reports, the team convened in the White House Situation Room to have a leisurely discussion about the weather.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 11:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After years of denying the existence of his 7th grandchild, a 4-year-old girl named Navy, Biden has now announced he will be making it up to the youngster by making her the head of one of his Ukrainian shell companies.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 8:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An unexpected period of sudden transition swept through the nation's capital today after the White House announced President Joe Biden had to be put down after yet another incident in which he bit a baby.
Published: Monday, September 25th, 2023 @ 9:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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LINCOLN, NE — According to multiple witnesses, hilarious comedienne Chelsea Handler burst into a family's living room to tell them she was totally happy being child-free and not at all miserable or anything.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 10:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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What began as a beautiful summer weekend in the popular Rehoboth Beach community collapsed into confusion and terror as the local police department was called to investigate a corpse that apparently washed up on the beach.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 10:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Lately, my social media feeds have been full of Barbie-branded memes, AI-generated photos that you can put a picture of yourself and “become an instant Barbie,” and pink. Lots and lots of pink.
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 10:17 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, founders of the popular ice cream company Ben & Jerry's, are calling for the return of all Native American land in the country to its original dead owners.
Published: Thursday, September 7th, 2023 @ 8:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The president is missing! A source confirmed late Tuesday night that President Biden, apparently spooked by Independence Day fireworks, piddled on a rug before bolting in terror into the woods behind the White House.
Published: Wednesday, August 30th, 2023 @ 11:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden has been putting on the good ‘ol boy act for decades. No joke, folks. That’s not a bunch of malarkey.
Published: Friday, July 28th, 2023 @ 1:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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The White House and GOP announced a deal has been reached on the debt ceiling after Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy offered Biden two entire pints of chocolate chip ice cream.
Published: Friday, June 30th, 2023 @ 9:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Amid lawlessness, human tragedy, and 750,000 people preparing to rush the southern border this Thursday, President Biden talked to the press and assured the American people that someone in his administration is probably going to do something about it.
Published: Wednesday, June 7th, 2023 @ 2:56 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Amid a mounting surge of illegal immigration, the Biden Administration is sending 1,500 National Guard troops to the border to help them register to vote.
Published: Friday, June 2nd, 2023 @ 5:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Biden administration‘s response to the horrific Christian school shooting on Monday has been pretty odd. Notably, unlike other attacks on religious or ethnic groups, it does not appear that any member of the Biden administration has even acknowledged that it was a Christian school
Published: Tuesday, April 18th, 2023 @ 8:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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Americans were deeply disappointed upon learning today that the Biden presidency was not, in fact, an elaborate April Fool's joke.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 5:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Democrat Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi is calling for a quick conviction of Trump so that we can all see what he's being charged with.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 2:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden addressed the Nashville school shooting from the White House on Monday, quickly turning the tragedy into a push for tighter gun control — but first he opened with a joke about ice cream.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 1:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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Sources close to President Biden claim the elderly politician was initially nervous and worried upon hearing a president was going to be indicted for shady deals and suspect business transactions
Published: Thursday, April 13th, 2023 @ 5:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a stunning development, Russian President Vladimir Putin has announced an immediate and total surrender after he received word that the United States had airdropped a tactical team of Nashville Police officers into the battlefield.
Published: Wednesday, April 12th, 2023 @ 8:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Seeking to be fully prepared to capitalize on any potential woke misstep by another major American corporation, Daily Wire CEO Jeremy Boreing is now reportedly setting up shop in a large warehouse full of tires, waiting for Goodyear to say something to cause conservative outrage.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 7:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Is North Carolina ready to respond to a similar accident?
Published: Sunday, February 26th, 2023 @ 11:34 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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President Donald J. Trump couldn’t even get a second scoop of ice cream without legacy media and anonymous sources going into hysterics, but now the Deep State is trying to convince the American people that Chinese spy balloons flew overhead during the Trump administration on several occasions
Published: Sunday, February 12th, 2023 @ 9:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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