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Lester Wilson and Mario Torres filed a civil rights complaint against the school after they were caught up in the student-led siege of Hamilton Hall.
Published: Sunday, August 10th, 2025 @ 6:47 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Joanna Dawn Masters, age 54, a resident of Washington, died Saturday, June 7, 2025, from natural causes at her home.
Published: Monday, June 16th, 2025 @ 7:28 am
By: Announcements
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second state where they have done that
Published: Saturday, October 12th, 2024 @ 7:57 am
By: John Steed
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says will need bleach to clean office of first NC black Lieutenant Governor
Published: Friday, October 11th, 2024 @ 5:57 pm
By: John Steed
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The Capitol janitorial service made the executive decision to deep clean the Congressional hearing rooms today with military-grade flamethrowers.
Published: Friday, March 1st, 2024 @ 11:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Not to be outdone by former President Trump, Hillary Clinton announced she had released her own line of shoes that come with just enough cement in the bottom to sink straight to the bottom of the sea.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 2:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Hey, umm, just a heads up here. All Babylon Bee articles will be delayed for a while because all of the writers are out panic-buying flowers for Valentine's Day.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 12:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Do you think getting a job as a Harvard University professor is unattainable? Think again! Though Harvard is among the most prestigious and highly regarded institutions of higher learning in the world, a teaching position might be within your grasp.
Published: Monday, January 15th, 2024 @ 5:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sources claim that Disney World is offering pronoun pins to their employees in its latest act of blatant virtue signaling.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 9:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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New White House janitor Günter Hiden received high marks for punctuality after arriving early Wednesday to clean up the leftover cocaine that had been previously discovered in the White House's famous West Wing.
Published: Monday, September 4th, 2023 @ 7:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As beer sales continue to plunge in the wake of Bud Light's partnership with trans activist Dylan Mulvaney, Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth released a statement to entice customers to start buying Bud Light products again.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 8:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Trans visibility is now at an all-time high, sources say. Experts believe this is largely due to all the bright pretty colors, the sounds of screaming and profanity, and loud gunshots.
Published: Tuesday, April 18th, 2023 @ 7:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local Baptist church was forced to cancel its normal observation of the Lord's Supper last week after it was discovered that the grape juice used for communion had fermented.
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 10:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Cooper administration’s announcement of a “Memorandum of Understanding” with the nation of Denmark to share “knowledge, data, and best practices” over offshore wind energy development predictably set their media acolytes abuzz.
Published: Sunday, March 12th, 2023 @ 12:15 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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President Biden paid a visit to Ukraine to reaffirm America's unwavering commitment to the country's democracy, sovereignty, and military-industrial complex while also picking up a few things Hunter asked about, including his paycheck.
Published: Thursday, February 23rd, 2023 @ 2:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Newly crowned Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy wasted no time fulfilling his promise to free the House Intelligence Committee from members caught up in lying or sleeping with Chinese spies, Representative Adam Schiff being chief among the affected members.
Published: Monday, January 30th, 2023 @ 6:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an unexpected turn of events, congressional Republicans saw their approval ratings soar to an all-time high after bringing Congress to a grinding halt while the battle to determine the Speaker of the House dragged on.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 3:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Bus driver shortages force some districts in North Carolina to require school personnel to drive buses.
Published: Tuesday, November 22nd, 2022 @ 8:30 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Elon Musk is in charge at Twitter – let that sink in for a moment! Unfortunately for many workers, he has already announced plans for mass layoffs of positions due to redundancies, inefficiencies, and unnecessary perks.
Published: Friday, November 11th, 2022 @ 9:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The man who allegedly carried out a deadly mass stabbing spree in Las Vegas this week is an illegal alien.
Published: Tuesday, November 8th, 2022 @ 12:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Hey, friend! I see you were just evacuating your bowels — not that I was watching — so step right up and wash your hands. All you need to do is wave your hand and I'll dispense some soap for you.
Published: Thursday, October 20th, 2022 @ 12:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Newly demoted CNN employee Don Lemon says his new role as CNN's Third Shift Janitor should not be viewed as a demotion because he "gets a really cool key that gives him special access to every room in the building."
Published: Wednesday, September 28th, 2022 @ 9:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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This week, the California State Assembly announced that they have passed a new measure requiring men to demonstrate solidarity with the trans community by sitting when they pee.
Published: Friday, September 16th, 2022 @ 3:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Architect of the Capitol’s (AOC’s) director of Diversity, Inclusion and Dispute Resolution, Elizabeth Buday, violated government ethics and policies when seeking “training for the entire AOC workforce,” an inspector general (IG) report released Tuesday found.
Published: Monday, September 5th, 2022 @ 12:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Be aware of what you are being taught in "church"
Published: Saturday, September 3rd, 2022 @ 6:39 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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The morning after Trump's Florida home was raided by FBI agents, the former president took the time to thank the FBI for officially kicking off his reelection campaign.
Published: Saturday, August 13th, 2022 @ 12:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Kyle Rittenhouse, who has been smeared by the media as a “murderer,” “vigilante,” and a “white supremacist,” worked multiple jobs as a kid, including serving as a janitor and fry cook, to help support his mother Wendy Rittenhouse and two sisters.
Published: Sunday, July 24th, 2022 @ 11:00 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Stephen Colbert Suggests Ending Right To Self-Defense After Rittenhouse Acquittal; Ted Cruz Responds“The Late Show” host Stephen Colbert suggested ending the right to self-defense during his Monday monologue, reacting to the verdict in the case of 18-year-old Kyle Rittenhouse, who fatally shot two men and injured a third when he was attacked last year.
Published: Sunday, July 24th, 2022 @ 3:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The January 6th hearings ended early last week when a custodian knocked on the door before poking his head in to request that the January 6th Committee clear out for the next group on the schedule.
Published: Wednesday, July 20th, 2022 @ 8:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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These days it's best if you homeschool your kids, but we understand that not everyone can. So, if you're going to send your kids to public school, at least help them avoid the cancel mob by packing a few essential items in their backpacks.
Published: Monday, July 18th, 2022 @ 9:31 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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98% of mass shootings from 1998 to 2022 have taken place in gun-free zones.
Published: Monday, June 13th, 2022 @ 7:40 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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