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A veritable litany of sage advice pours forth from the stands at every Little League baseball game, but some nuggets of wisdom rise above the rest.
Published: Saturday, May 4th, 2024 @ 10:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Republicans are back in the driver's seat in the House of Representatives, which means wild and excessive government spending will finally be brought under control. The GOP is vowing to do whatever is necessary to balance the books in Washington.
Published: Wednesday, January 24th, 2024 @ 11:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As an important moral lesson to children everywhere, fathers across the United States reminded their kids that it's never okay to lie unless it's being done to save a few bucks by ordering food from the kid's menu at restaurants.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 4:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A monumental archaeological expedition has uncovered the location of the Buc-ee's where the people of Israel stopped for refreshments while wandering in the desert after being freed from slavery in Egypt.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 11:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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To its great embarrassment, the National Basketball Association discovered last night that one of the teams in the league is actually named "The Nuggets".
Published: Saturday, July 22nd, 2023 @ 7:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In the wake of many popular retail chains, restaurants, and merchandise vendors falling to the ever-growing trend of woke ideology, conservatives nationwide have hastily holed themselves up at a local Buc-ee's to make their last stand.
Published: Thursday, July 13th, 2023 @ 12:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A 113 - 111 victory for the Denver Nuggets was suddenly upset by a surprise Lakers win thanks to the California State Assembly coming in clutch with ten extra points as a form of overdue slavery reparations.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Nearly seven-in-10 registered voters in North Carolina support expanding the Opportunity Scholarship Program to all families, regardless of income. That’s one of the findings of a new poll from Carolina Partnership for Reform.
Published: Sunday, April 16th, 2023 @ 12:00 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Florida Governor and presumptive 2024 Presidential candidate Ron DeSantis has faced increasing questions about his electability amid damning allegations that during a private flight in 2019, he found himself without a spoon and still proceeded to consume a pudding cup with 3 fingers. Horrifying!
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 12:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Reports coming down from on high confirm Heaven will feature a fully stocked Buc-ee's convenience store and gas station. Saints will be able to fill up on delicious Beaver Nuggets and brisket sandwiches before evacuating their heavenly bowels in the world-famous restrooms.
Published: Thursday, March 2nd, 2023 @ 12:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Moses delivered the Lord's command to Israel that every family must gather a double portion of Chick-fil-A on Saturday, knowing that none may be gathered on the Sabbath.
Published: Thursday, October 20th, 2022 @ 5:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Not all heroes wear capes, but lots of them wear red polos and goofy-looking yellow suspenders. Here we have collected nine legendary tales of when Chick-fil-A employees literally saved a customer's life in the drive-thru:
Published: Saturday, October 8th, 2022 @ 2:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Both options have enrollment that compares with some of the state's largest districts.
Published: Wednesday, August 31st, 2022 @ 9:22 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Despite an already crowded field consisting of popular incumbent Greg Abbott, Irish drug-addict Robert O'Rourke, and several unknown candidates, a dark horse candidate has threatened to upset the governor's race: Buc-ee Beaver announced his candidacy today.
Published: Wednesday, July 20th, 2022 @ 7:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"Burn After Reading," the latest edition in Ethan and Joel Coen's offbeat and often distinctive films: some comedies, some dramas, some from another world of intellect, was exactly what I expected - overwhelmingly eclectic.
Published: Thursday, February 10th, 2022 @ 2:11 am
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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Jim Breuer may be best known to most as the uniquely funny cast member, who did funny voices and hilarious sounds, on "Saturday Night Live" back when "Saturday Night Live" was funny.
Published: Wednesday, December 22nd, 2021 @ 12:29 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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On Tuesday, the Panthers released their first depth chart of the season, albeit an unofficial one, and, while there is a still an awful lot of time between now and the start of the regular season, there are still some interesting nuggets that can be gleaned from it.
Published: Wednesday, November 3rd, 2021 @ 9:58 am
By: Daniel Bunting
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Last night I blew the full and utter ass out of another pair of my jeans.
Published: Wednesday, May 12th, 2021 @ 2:56 am
By: Jeff Kay
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Impossible Foods and Beyond Meat are the most notable entrants in the race to make a meat substitute that acts like meat but is made entirely from plants. They have tremendous capital behind their efforts to make meatless meats that appeal to meat lovers.
Published: Sunday, November 24th, 2019 @ 3:28 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Beaufort County NOW will work in concert with Discover Beaufort County to Market People, Products and Places.
Published: Saturday, September 21st, 2019 @ 2:57 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Beaufort County NOW, Symbiotic Network's (SNI) proud proprietary creation, is open for the business of the region of northeastern North Carolina, and to continue to provide the public it's only original Moderated Informational Platform for the expression and promotion of people, products, places.
Published: Saturday, September 7th, 2019 @ 2:28 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Speaker "Stammer'n' Nancy" Pelosi has pledged to resist working with President Trump, the Republican controlled senate, and the extension of their constituents in our Republic - the American People.
Published: Sunday, June 9th, 2019 @ 8:46 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Now that Democrats have erased the GOP's veto-proof majorities for the 2019 legislative session, Republican lawmakers could try to rush initiatives through a lame duck legislative session scheduled for Nov. 27, a top political observer says
Published: Thursday, November 15th, 2018 @ 2:59 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Stan and Bobby Tony offer opinions on the similarity of two movies.
Published: Friday, December 22nd, 2017 @ 8:25 am
By: Bobby Tony
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On one point, President-elect Donald Trump has it right
Published: Thursday, December 29th, 2016 @ 12:24 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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A reporter for the Western Carolinian of Salisbury in 1825 wrote, "The mining interest of the state is now only second to the farming interest."
Published: Saturday, October 1st, 2016 @ 5:42 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Duke Energy President and CEO Lynn Good, along with nearly 50 other business and industry leaders, many of them ECU alumni, shared their experience and advice with East Carolina University students during the second annual Business Leadership Conference on April 12-13.
Published: Sunday, April 24th, 2016 @ 7:31 am
By: ECU News Services
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Back during the CB craze almost every city had a CB handle. Tampa was the Cigar City and probably still is, but its biggest cigar producer closed down in 2009.
Published: Sunday, September 20th, 2015 @ 9:56 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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Regardless of whether one appreciates the nuanced work of the eclectic Austin, Texas Writer /Director, one must admit that his films are at least unique in their construction, their quality.
Published: Thursday, March 26th, 2015 @ 6:44 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Governments at all levels have injected themselves into the debate over childhood obesity, with everything from rules about school lunches to higher taxes on candy and soft drinks, even a proposed tax on large, sugary sodas in New York City. Earlier this year, the North Carolina Institute of...
Published: Sunday, February 23rd, 2014 @ 10:38 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Governments at all levels have injected themselves into the debate over childhood obesity, with everything from rules about school lunches to higher taxes on candy and soft drinks, even a proposed tax on large, sugary sodas in New York City.
Published: Friday, December 27th, 2013 @ 9:03 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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If you see obese children and don't wince at what it means for their physical and emotional health, you don't have a heart. But the Left believes you and I should feel much more than concern. The Left thinks you and I are responsible for these kids.
Published: Wednesday, September 11th, 2013 @ 3:46 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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The North Carolina Institute of Medicine's Task Force on Early Childhood Obesity Prevention, which has spent the last two years brainstorming new policy ideas to decrease obesity in children, soon may go beyond school cafeterias and private child care facilities and take its programs right...
Published: Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013 @ 3:55 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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