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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden announced his intention to return to the world of politics with a bid for President of Shady Oaks retirement home.
Published: Friday, July 25th, 2025 @ 10:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Liberal comedian Bill Maher praised Florida Governor Ron DeSantis this week for taking the fight to Disney over their sexualization of children.
Published: Tuesday, May 7th, 2024 @ 7:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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After the release of unredacted documents related to the Jeffrey Epstein case was suddenly delayed this week, authorities confirmed the unexpected holdup was designed to give Bill Clinton extra time to flee the country.
Published: Friday, March 29th, 2024 @ 10:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Baseball superstar Shohei Ohtani signed a record-shattering $700 million contract today with the Los Angeles Dodgers, which will net him about 58 bucks after taxes.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 4:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It's Christmas time again! Parents are looking for the perfect gift for kids of all ages, which can be especially tough if your child is attending a prestigious, virulently antisemitic institution like Harvard!
Published: Friday, February 16th, 2024 @ 12:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Upon witnessing the unbridled joy that comes with being treated for Hepatitis B, local man Mark Stanton has set his hopes on one day achieving that same level of happiness.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 7:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The United States is a land of freedom — freedom of speech (unless you're in public), freedom of the press (unless you're conservative), and the freedom to bear arms (unless you're in New Mexico).
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 10:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Tim Tebow's friends reportedly grew annoyed during a friendly game of pickleball this week, as the former quarterback kept stopping the game to "Tebow" after every point scored.
Published: Thursday, October 26th, 2023 @ 11:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The burgeoning food and grocery delivery market is setting its sights on a lucrative niche as DoorDash has announced its new pickle jar-opening service for single women.
Published: Friday, October 6th, 2023 @ 4:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As the dog days of summer heat up backyards across the state, some North Carolina families with private pools are turning to a new online platform to rent them out on an hourly basis.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 2:52 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Students explore interests, life at ECU through summer camps
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 12:05 pm
By: ECU News Services
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City of Washington considers hiring an Athletic Director and increasing wages on high paid workers over hiring EMTs
Published: Friday, May 26th, 2023 @ 12:14 am
By: Gary Ceres
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RALEIGH: The Parks and Recreation Authority has awarded $9.6 million in park accessibility grants for 21 projects across the state, Governor Roy Cooper announced today.
Published: Thursday, March 16th, 2023 @ 1:13 am
By: Governor's Office
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Defending your home and family from an invader can be overwhelming and stressful for anyone. In the heat of the moment, costly mistakes are often made, leaving you open to physical or legal harm.
Published: Sunday, February 26th, 2023 @ 8:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Government officials are warning residents of East Palestine to protect themselves from deadly health risks by making sure they've received the latest COVID booster.
Published: Sunday, February 19th, 2023 @ 4:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Most big companies have a “deep state” of their own that drags them into taking woke positions on social issues, and it is called middle management, according to Ben Shapiro.
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 5:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With sheepishness in his voice and a spot of Three-Pepper Sauce™ on his collar, local accountant Zed Filbertson was seen on a call with his credit card company, informing them that yes, regretfully he was actually eating at Arby's for the third time that day.
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 8:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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ATLANTA, GA — Chick-fil-A has announced a new cauliflower sandwich as part of an effort to reach new customers in the godless heathen community.
Published: Tuesday, February 14th, 2023 @ 12:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Fear gripped the city today as a maniacal villain once again put innocent dozens of citizens' lives at risk as the Joker (who is reportedly pregnant) and his gang of homicidal clowns held the First National Bank of Gotham City hostage until his unusual demands were met.
Published: Friday, January 13th, 2023 @ 1:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources close to Mary, the Mother of Jesus, the young Jewish mom was touched by the gifts brought to her by the wise men: gold, frankincense, and myrrh. Still, she was a bit disappointed that none of them had brought an air fryer.
Published: Wednesday, January 4th, 2023 @ 11:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Engineering grad combines love of nature, math to better the world
Published: Thursday, December 15th, 2022 @ 8:53 am
By: ECU News Services
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The third installment of the so-called “Twitter Files” released Friday night showed that federal agencies were in contact with Twitter during the 2020 presidential election and were involved in censoring content on the platform.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 7:01 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Scholars and archeologists have uncovered evidence in a dig outside the Temple Mount that indicates Israelite King Solomon spent up to 3 hours per day opening pickle jars for his 700 wives and 300 concubines.
Published: Monday, November 14th, 2022 @ 9:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Twitter headquarters has erupted into chaos as workers are now being expected to do actual work at their jobs, insiders reveal.
Published: Friday, November 11th, 2022 @ 8:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Daily Wire Editor Emeritus Ben Shapiro and entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy discussed how large asset managers are seeking to roll back their woke investing schemes as politically agnostic investors balk at their lackluster results.
Published: Saturday, October 15th, 2022 @ 12:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local man John Falco received the tragic news today from his doctor that all the things happening to his body are completely normal, he's simply 40 years old now.
Published: Monday, October 3rd, 2022 @ 6:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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LILY CREEK, MI — Local man Frank Quincy is 33 years old but still pictures every character in the Bible as a talking vegetable, sources close to the man confirmed earlier this week.
Published: Wednesday, September 7th, 2022 @ 1:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Are you a single loser? Are you also a man? Love scientists with The Babylon Bee talked with 1000 actual real-live women and uncovered ten things Christian women are looking for in a man.
Published: Wednesday, July 6th, 2022 @ 3:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With the price of food skyrocketing and the value of Bitcoin plummeting, McDonald's restaurants across the world have rolled out a new value menu in which all items cost only 1 Bitcoin.
Published: Sunday, June 26th, 2022 @ 12:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Anthropologists Now Believe All-Female Amazon Tribe Collapsed Because Nobody Could Get Any Jars OpenTURKEY—Anthropologists have uncovered a cache of sealed jars near the city of Terme which could shed light on the sudden collapse of the mysterious all-female Amazon tribe.
Published: Saturday, June 25th, 2022 @ 11:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As the legislative session begins in Raleigh, many issues are facing North Carolinians. Gas prices are at historic highs, inflation is skyrocketing, and the recent horrors of mass shootings in other states across the country induce anxiety in our schools.
Published: Saturday, June 11th, 2022 @ 3:12 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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A member of the North Carolina House of Representatives has proposed a bill that would allocate $10,112 from the general fund to NC State University’s College of Natural Resources in order to promote diversity in the game of Pickleball.
Published: Monday, June 6th, 2022 @ 10:48 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Chris Pratt tried to post a loving message to his wife, Katherine Schwarzenegger, on Instagram this week, but the “Tomorrow War” star instead was dragged for seemingly insulting his previous wife, Anna Faris, and their son.
Published: Sunday, May 29th, 2022 @ 2:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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