Dirty politics in Washington, North Carolina rears its ugly head.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 3:44 pm
By: Gary Ceres
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Like Quantrill sacking Lawrence and taking The War of Northern Aggression into Kansas, Hamas has struck Israel with a vengeance by carrying the battle into the opposition heartland.
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 9:21 pm
By: The Correspondent
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A recent study has found that the level of sinful lust generated by Victoria's Secret mailers has plummeted a staggering 800% in recent years. Experts are now attributing this significant decline to one simple, yet profound reason: the once-sexy magazine just isn't as seductive as it used to.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 12:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With a wedding hanging in the balance after running out of booze, Satan stepped up to miraculously turn water into Bud Light.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 11:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Kelsey Meta Boren, 31, pled guilty in March.
Published: Friday, September 8th, 2023 @ 12:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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The controversial Environmental, Social, and Governance (ESG) ratings system for businesses made popular by BlackRock, Inc. was put on indefinite hold last month, citing a concern that people now understand what it means and totally hate it.
Published: Thursday, September 7th, 2023 @ 12:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Three North American Christian pastors who endured legal punishment from state and federal governments for defying authoritarian COVID orders to keep their churches open amid the pandemic are featured in a new documentary set to hit select theaters nationwide on Friday.
Published: Monday, August 14th, 2023 @ 7:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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Satan was reportedly pleased this past weekend after an adorable little baby unintentionally served his dark will by distracting people in the pew behind him at a local church and preventing them from hearing the sermon.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 11:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Today I'm sure the majority of people are aware of or familiar with A.I., but what is it really?
Published: Tuesday, August 8th, 2023 @ 11:31 am
By: Will Simmons
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One of the singers behind the anti-woke song “Boycott Target” says that the songs catapulted to the top of the charts because the majority of people agree with the message.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 12:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Facing increased backlash and negative public attention amid what is perceived by many to be an aggressive assault on traditional values, Satan has officially asked the LGBTQ+ community to tone down its efforts.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 8:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Hell, known for its efficient torture practices and ultra saunas, celebrated a perfect ESG score Wednesday following a review by Bloomberg ESG Data Services.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 8:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Seven attorneys general, led by Indiana Republican Attorney General Todd Rokita, signed a letter to Target’s top boss blasting the company for pushing “LGBTQIA+ promotional products” and gender identity on children.
Published: Wednesday, July 19th, 2023 @ 7:08 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A newly released film that simply lets liberals say exactly what they believe has been flagged for "Offensive Content" on all available platforms.
Published: Tuesday, July 4th, 2023 @ 7:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Archeologists have uncovered what they believe are the final remains of Sodom and Gomorrah's beloved Target store.
Published: Monday, June 26th, 2023 @ 9:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A good friend, knowing how much I enjoy words, recently sent me a copy of Dr. Frank Luntz’s classic book, “Words that work.”
Published: Monday, June 26th, 2023 @ 6:45 am
By: Tom Campbell
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Human rights activists planned large protests in the coming weeks after learning retail giant Target had committed the unprecedented atrocity of moving Pride displays back 20 feet from their previously prominent location at the front of the store.
Published: Sunday, June 25th, 2023 @ 10:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Report: Satan-Worshipping Trans Babies May Be Unable To Find Clothing If Target Pulls Pride DisplaysAmid a nationwide boycott, Target has chosen to remove some "pride" displays in their store. Experts are warning that this could leave many Satan-worshipping trans infants with limited options for their designer clothing.
Published: Saturday, June 24th, 2023 @ 11:55 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Tricia Sloan, who had previously announced a hard-line boycott against Target, then called off the boycott shortly after her first attempt to shop at her local Walmart.
Published: Saturday, June 24th, 2023 @ 12:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a decision viewed as yet another part of the logical progression of the team's descent into otherworldly evil, the Los Angeles Dodgers have announced the team will replace the traditional 7th-Inning Stretch and its accompanying singing of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Published: Friday, June 23rd, 2023 @ 2:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to further smooth things over following the controversial decision to re-invite LGBTQ+ activist group Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, the Los Angeles Dodgers have now summoned Satan himself to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at Pride Night.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 10:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Erik Carnell, the self-identified transgender artist who runs the company Abprallen and was hired by Target to make designs for a “Pride Month” collection, asserted that the retail behemoth was aware of the designer’s Satanic imagery before the deal was official.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 8:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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Endorsement of the LGBTQ movement by hiring diverse suppliers is a prominent theme in the most recent ESG report from Target, a reality which emerges as the brand faces backlash for controversial moves surrounding a recent “Pride Month” apparel collection.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 12:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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Fans of Chip and Joanna Gaines are urging the pair to take a stand against Target as calls for boycotts against the retailer continue.
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 11:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Target has repeatedly boasted about efforts to support the Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network, also known as GLSEN, an entity which helps teachers place LGBTQ books in school libraries and hide their students’ so-called gender transitions from parents.
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 11:07 am
By: Daily Wire
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Target CEO Brian Cornell said in an interview days before his company experienced massive backlash for “Pride Month” efforts that “woke capitalism” was beneficial to his firm.
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 10:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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"Our primary purpose in doing this is not to make them hurt financially, but to not participate in evil."
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 8:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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Authorities say they aren't quite sure what to make of the "totally Mexican man" they picked up over the weekend who identifies himself as Mohammed Sanchez.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 8:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The artist who sells Satanic merchandise and was hired by Target to design three “Pride Month” items shuttered the Etsy store and website which carried the merchandise as sales skyrocketed.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 8:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Target witnessed a $6 billion decrease in the retail behemoth’s market capitalization amid consumer backlash over a designer featured in the company’s most recent “Pride Month” collection who appears to have created products with Satanic imagery.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 2:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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promoting Satanist "Pride" collection in its stores backfires with customers; stockholders lose
Published: Thursday, May 25th, 2023 @ 9:55 pm
By: John Steed
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Transgender-identified model Kim Petras will be on the cover of Sports Illustrated this year, the outlet announced Monday.
Published: Wednesday, May 24th, 2023 @ 10:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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