First son Hunter Biden has taken up residence in the White House in order to duck process servers sent by his baby mama, according to author and journalist Miranda Devine.
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 6:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former President Donald Trump warned of an illegal immigrant crime wave on Wednesday, slamming President Joe Biden for his handling of the border and illegal immigration.
Published: Thursday, March 21st, 2024 @ 7:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The most popular show on Netflix for young children, CoComelon made a huge splash today releasing a new song about little boys putting on dresses to dance for grown men.
Published: Sunday, March 10th, 2024 @ 11:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Even kindergarteners are said to develop racial biases, the guide on Critical Race Theory says
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 5:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A 29-year-old man is in federal custody after an FBI investigation into videos that were found on the dark web that allegedly showed multiple men sexually assaulting toddlers at the Galleria Mall in Houston, the largest mall in the state.
Published: Saturday, January 27th, 2024 @ 1:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Research on prenatal exercise continues to expand, produce healthy results
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024 @ 9:48 pm
By: ECU News Services
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After repeated instances of one Peregrin Took causing terrible mischief, an irritated Gandalf the White finally put Pippin on a toddler leash.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 5:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Facts over agenda
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 4:02 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Children’s entertainment has been slowly becoming woke-ified over time, with the slippery slope turning into a perilous mudslide over the last few years especially.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 7:47 pm
By: Daily Wire
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There were no survivors on Kfar Aza's street of nightmares, where evidence remains as proof of Hamas atrocities
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 12:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Arizona State University canceled an event that the school was set to host on Friday featuring Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-MI), which comes after she openly expressed support for the elimination of the state of Israel.
Published: Saturday, December 2nd, 2023 @ 9:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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Everyone knows men aren't allowed to cry, except in very special circumstances. We at The Babylon Bee consulted over two man experts across the world and asked them when it was OK for men to cry.
Published: Thursday, November 30th, 2023 @ 7:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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People with the product should stop use immediately
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 11:08 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Local toddler Max Hansen worked tirelessly throughout the afternoon Thursday to empty every single item out of every single drawer and cupboard so his tired, overworked mom didn't have to.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 8:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"It is not my job to coddle adults."
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 4:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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Dr. Marty Makary Criticizes ‘Highly Partisan’ Experts For Changing Medical Community During PandemicJohns Hopkins University health policy expert and surgeon Dr. Marty Makary said on Sunday that “highly partisan” experts changed the culture of medicine during the COVID-19 pandemic after recent remarks from Dr. Anthony Fauci responding to a study that said masks didn’t work.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 5:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed the Heartbeat Protection Act into law late Thursday night, which prohibits abortions in the state once an unborn child has a detectable heartbeat.
Published: Thursday, September 7th, 2023 @ 1:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Just one year ago, Roe v. Wade was reversed by evil right-wing justices, and the consequences have been every bit as devastating as we knew they would be.
Published: Sunday, August 6th, 2023 @ 8:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Europe has had the same problem with illegal alien migrants
Published: Friday, July 28th, 2023 @ 7:30 pm
By: John Steed
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Selfish local toddler Madeleine Russell completely failed to appreciate how fabulous and Instagram-worthy her first birthday party was.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 10:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an ongoing effort to reduce the state's carbon footprint, Governor Gavin Newsom announced California will require all toddler racecar beds to be entirely electric by the year 2030.
Published: Friday, June 16th, 2023 @ 2:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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this is child abuse
Published: Wednesday, May 3rd, 2023 @ 9:46 pm
By: John Steed
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A local father has run into a problem familiar to other dads across the country, as by the time he had finished installing a new car seat for his young child, the child had already outgrown it.
Published: Tuesday, May 2nd, 2023 @ 5:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A group of young children participating in an Easter Egg hunt at the White House found themselves at the center of unexpected controversy after they discovered more of President Joe Biden's classified documents hidden inside some of the colorful Easter eggs.
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 12:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local toddler Oliver McMahon has set a new world record in the 100-meter dash after parents asked what he had put in his mouth.
Published: Saturday, April 15th, 2023 @ 7:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man's heart was finally apprehended by the Almighty God today, as he humbled himself and turned to the Lord in prayer while sitting in his seat on an airplane and seeing an obese man with his stomach hanging out from his shirt making his way down the aisle.
Published: Thursday, April 6th, 2023 @ 12:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Oh no! Silicon Valley Bank imploded on itself, dealing a significant blow to our economy! If only those dumb rich people were smart enough to stop putting their money in a bank.
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 8:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It is unclear who, exactly, goes to Democratic officials for parenting advice, considering their first inclination when hearing you are pregnant tends to be recommending abortion.
Published: Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 @ 5:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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A resident doctor who was training in family medicine not only had an alleged huge cache of child porn, but he also allegedly recorded children as young as 6 years old using a camera hidden in a bracelet as he examined them.
Published: Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 @ 1:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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Footage of children attending drag shows is becoming commonplace, but that doesn’t make the latest such video making the rounds any less shocking.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 12:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services today announced a $4 million Preschool Development Grant that will help support children’s health and well-being
Published: Sunday, February 19th, 2023 @ 9:36 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Hey everyone, sorry it's been a while since I've updated this blog. It's just been crazy around here!
Published: Friday, February 10th, 2023 @ 4:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Elon Musk popped in on journalists complaining about his decision to ban some of their brethren for allegedly doxxing him and his family, and told the reporters they "aren't special."
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 7:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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