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What the patriarchs of Jerusalem actually said — and why the internet lost its mind.
Published: Thursday, January 29th, 2026 @ 1:48 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The pope died of a “stroke,” leading to a “coma,” and eventually “irreversible cardiocirculatory collapse.”
Published: Tuesday, May 6th, 2025 @ 10:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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Pope Francis issued an official statement today demanding that God remove the walls and gates that surround the Kingdom of Heaven.
Published: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025 @ 7:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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To clarify previous remarks on the nature of priestly blessings and same-sex couples, the see of Peter formally announced all such blessings are only appropriate if the priest ends the blessing by quickly adding, "No homo."
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 1:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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PENSACOLA, FL — As controversy continues to swirl following Pope Francis's pronouncement that Catholic priests are free to bless people who are in same-sex relationships, a local protestant man slept soundly
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 5:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Catholic Church announced this week Pope Francis has excommunicated the Apostle Paul over the latter's outdated views on women, families, and social issues.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 6:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A group of men pretending to be women were invited to the Vatican today to share a special lunch with a man pretending to be Catholic.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 12:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Church's position on the issue remains unchanged.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 10:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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Pope Francis has officially sacked Bishop Joseph Strickland of Tyler, Texas for being "way too Catholic."
Published: Saturday, January 13th, 2024 @ 12:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Pope Francis is targeting yet another staunch religious conservative Cardinal in the Catholic Church who has openly criticized the Vatican.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 10:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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want to destory national identity and culture
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 6:52 pm
By: John Steed
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Historians studying the Colosseum in Rome may have uncovered evidence of a first-century "He Gets Us" billboard that was hung over the arena. Experts speculate it was designed to help the controversial figure Jesus appeal to a much wider audience of arena attendees.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 7:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Excitement is at an all-time high as The Daily Wire gets ready to unleash its kids' streaming programming platform Bentkey on unsuspecting Americans.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 10:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Pope Francis today released a papal decree warning Christians against going through the narrow gate, and instead encouraging everyone to take the broad road.
Published: Friday, December 1st, 2023 @ 11:49 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Vatican responded to six controversial questions.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 1:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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On Saturday, news broke that Pope Francis had removed Bishop Joseph Strickland from his position as Bishop of Tyler, Texas, effective immediately and without appeal, according to the announcement from Holy See Press Office.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 2:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The foundations of Christendom were rocked to their very core this week after local atheist Chaz Piddington noted that Christians eat shellfish and wear mixed fabrics.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 10:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The 2023 session of the Synod on Synodality, a general assembly of Bishops, has come to a close, and with it highly anticipated answers to lingering questions as to whether the Catholic Church will ordain women and bless homosexual unions.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 10:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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Joining the groups of outspoken activists who attach themselves to prominent works of art, Pope Francis has glued himself to the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel to protest climate change.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 2:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Cardinal Joseph Zen, the highly respected Bishop emeritus of Hong Kong, is cautioning his brother Cardinals to be aware of manipulation through slow-rolling novelties being introduce within the Vatican’s Synod on Synodality
Published: Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 @ 7:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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Cardinal Pizzaballa: “To talk about ‘dialogue’ in this moment is something not realistic”
Published: Sunday, October 29th, 2023 @ 12:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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On the eve of the beginning of a highly anticipated Vatican Synod, a senior American Cardinal and four others have published a series of questions, or dubia, they presented to Pope Francis
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 6:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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'It is the right of those under attack to defend themselves'
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 1:49 pm
By: Daily Wire
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FBI Director Christopher Wray testified last month that only “a single field office” from the bureau investigated traditional Catholics as potential domestic terrorists, but the top official may have lied under oath
Published: Tuesday, September 5th, 2023 @ 12:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Legendary director Martin Scorcese met with Pope Francis during a tour of Italy after Cannes and announced he’ll be making a Jesus-focused film.
Published: Sunday, June 4th, 2023 @ 4:52 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a historic announcement, the Catholic Church has officially granted sainthood to Bandit Heeler, father of the titular character on the popular animated program Bluey. Bandit is both the first dog as well as the first animated fictional character to be granted sainthood.
Published: Monday, May 29th, 2023 @ 12:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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U.S. House of Representative Jim Jordan said Monday at least one undercover FBI employee sought to monitor parishioners in Catholic houses of worship to combat domestic terrorism using tripwire and sources.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 7:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Pope Francis has issued a long-anticipated statement of prayer and condolences through a telegram sent Thursday to Los Angeles Archbishop Jose H. Gomez as funerals are held throughout the week for slain Auxiliary Bishop David O’Connell.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 12:48 pm
By: Daily Wire
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FBI authorities purged from its system an unclassified intelligence document that targeted traditional Catholics following a whistleblower leak.
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 10:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Catholic church is currently being infiltrated by a number of undercover FBI agents who are partaking in the sacraments, earning indulgences, and even becoming priests.
Published: Monday, February 13th, 2023 @ 6:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The hard-Left Associated Press blared the “news” from the rooftops: “Pope says homosexuality not a crime,” screamed the headline on Wednesday.
Published: Saturday, February 4th, 2023 @ 8:54 am
By: Daily Wire
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Black smoke was seen rising from the chimney of the world-famous Sistine Chapel as Pope Francis tossed another Bible into the fireplace to keep himself warm.
Published: Tuesday, January 31st, 2023 @ 11:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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“And that’s really been the nub of the problem ... some of them don’t want me focusing on abortion.”
Published: Thursday, January 19th, 2023 @ 12:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI told Catholics to “stand firm in the faith” in his final message to the faithful.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 4:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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