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In the latest episode of her podcast Narcissists, model, TV star, fashion designer, podcaster, and princess-in-law Meghan Markle took aim at Queen Elizabeth II's "convenient" grave illness as another aristocratic attempt to pull her from the spotlight for a few days.
Published: Wednesday, September 21st, 2022 @ 1:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Officials running the FBI investigation into former President Donald Trump's possession of allegedly classified nuclear documents were sent scrambling to halt their work after learning the documents in question are actually just printed-out emails from Hillary Clinton
Published: Monday, September 19th, 2022 @ 2:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An anonymous White House aide has leaked sensitive information which confirms the validity of rumors that have long been circulating throughout the nation's capital: Joe Biden "quiet quit" the presidency several months ago.
Published: Friday, September 16th, 2022 @ 4:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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This week, the California State Assembly announced that they have passed a new measure requiring men to demonstrate solidarity with the trans community by sitting when they pee.
Published: Friday, September 16th, 2022 @ 3:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The war having turned against him, Biden has reportedly taken a cyanide capsule in an underground bunker.
Published: Tuesday, September 13th, 2022 @ 7:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a unifying speech last night, President Joe Biden announced new measures against groups that threaten the nation's foundations. Biden explained that effective immediately, all unwanted groups will be moved to camps.
Published: Monday, September 12th, 2022 @ 1:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Houston pastor Joel Osteen has released an exciting new study Bible where he has carefully gone through and redacted every single word of the text: The Redacted Study Bible.
Published: Sunday, September 4th, 2022 @ 1:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Discarded U-Haul trucks abandoned by Californians immigrating to Texas have been repurposed as over 600 miles of new border wall along the America/Mexico border. Governor Greg Abbott confirmed that the wall is already cutting down on illegal immigration and California immigration since
Published: Saturday, August 27th, 2022 @ 7:49 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The newly released search warrant of Mar-a-Lago claims that Trump had recently aquired all six infinity stones and was keeping them on a fully assembled infinity gauntlet in his closet.
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 9:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With many Americans up in arms over the unprecedented raid of former President Trump's residence in Mar-a-Lago by the FBI, Attorney General Garland released a statement to assure everyone the raid was completely justified.
Published: Friday, August 19th, 2022 @ 4:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After a critically acclaimed first season that was allegedly watched by some people, the producers of the January 6th Hearings have sadly confirmed that their star Liz Cheney will not be returning for season 2.
Published: Wednesday, August 17th, 2022 @ 12:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As D.C. resources begin to buckle under the strain of thousands of migrants being sent to the nation's capital from Texas, the Biden Administration has taken steps to solve the problem by hiring them all as IRS agents.
Published: Sunday, August 14th, 2022 @ 6:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The FBI raided former President Trump's Mar-a-Lago home and found incriminating evidence that he was once President of the United States of America!
Published: Friday, August 12th, 2022 @ 1:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After learning that the president had contracted the Coronavirus, Joe Biden quickly called up Barack Obama to wish him a speedy recovery.
Published: Tuesday, July 26th, 2022 @ 10:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite an already crowded field consisting of popular incumbent Greg Abbott, Irish drug-addict Robert O'Rourke, and several unknown candidates, a dark horse candidate has threatened to upset the governor's race: Buc-ee Beaver announced his candidacy today.
Published: Wednesday, July 20th, 2022 @ 7:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre brought out President Biden during Thursday's press briefing to demonstrate the president's new toddler leash.
Published: Wednesday, July 6th, 2022 @ 9:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has put on her angry eyebrows after hearing that her husband was arrested for drunk driving over the holiday weekend.
Published: Saturday, June 4th, 2022 @ 3:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After being denied communion in her home city of San Francisco, House Speaker Pelosi has retaliated against the insult by introducing articles of impeachment against Pope Francis.
Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 7:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a shocking monologue this past weekend, comedian and political commentator Bill Maher said it's time to finally start talking about whether or not the 2020 election was rigged.
Published: Monday, May 30th, 2022 @ 6:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Following the leak of the Supreme Court opinion that could overturn Roe V. Wade, hundreds of abortion advocates traveled to protest outside the homes of the conservative Justices.
Published: Friday, May 20th, 2022 @ 5:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Donald Trump has declared his very first move after victory in 2024 will be to make himself head of the new Disinformation Governance Board.
Published: Monday, May 16th, 2022 @ 11:43 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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This morning, Mattel announced the launch of a new Barbie-themed toy: a pregnant Ken doll. The move has been hailed as an exciting step forward for trans inclusion.
Published: Monday, May 16th, 2022 @ 12:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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During a press conference aimed at praising the Commander-in-Chief's flawless track record, Press Secretary Jen Psaki begrudgingly took a question from some gloom-and-doom journalist describing parents' struggles in finding baby formula.
Published: Monday, May 16th, 2022 @ 10:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Undocumented immigrants fled the nation's capital Friday after being bused in by Texas Gov Greg Abbott just two days prior.
Published: Saturday, April 23rd, 2022 @ 7:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local sixth-grader Aiden Aidensen was upset that he was denied a tattoo by the Inked Tats shop Tuesday.
Published: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 @ 5:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Jimmy Carter was arrested Monday after a gas station attendant called the police to report a "hooligan" placing "I Did That!" stickers on gas pumps.
Published: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 @ 10:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a touching ceremony on the White House lawn today, President Biden congratulated the first black woman on the Supreme Court, Michelle Obama.
Published: Tuesday, April 19th, 2022 @ 3:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Jen Psaki has recently announced she will be resigning from her position as White House Press Secretary, immediately sparking discussion of who will replace her.
Published: Thursday, April 7th, 2022 @ 9:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Enthralled onlookers at Lakewood Church in Houston watched this Sunday as a surprise guest marched onstage: John MacArthur.
Published: Wednesday, April 6th, 2022 @ 10:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The popular topical pain-relieving cream Bengay is undergoing a name change in order to stay compliant with Florida law.
Published: Friday, April 1st, 2022 @ 8:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In breaking news today, the Clintons confirmed that Hillary Clinton has tested positive for COVID-19, while Bill Clinton has tested positive for COVID-19
Published: Thursday, March 31st, 2022 @ 6:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Jim Breuer may be best known to most as the uniquely funny cast member, who did funny voices and hilarious sounds, on "Saturday Night Live" back when "Saturday Night Live" was funny.
Published: Wednesday, December 22nd, 2021 @ 12:29 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Joe Biden, the former US Senator from a three county state, and later the Vice President of these United States, picked as a human insurance policy, arguably to remove then president Barrack Hussein Obama from any threat of assassination, is a funny guy.
Published: Monday, July 6th, 2020 @ 11:06 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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It could be me, and I will mess with you.
Published: Thursday, December 12th, 2019 @ 8:20 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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