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fefying SCOTUS ruling in Mahmood v. Taylor
Published: Tuesday, February 17th, 2026 @ 11:32 am
By: John Steed
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The scale of Seattle’s crisis is staggering. Nearly 17,000 people are struggling with homelessness.
Published: Saturday, December 6th, 2025 @ 11:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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WaPo said it was "struck" by the lie
Published: Wednesday, August 21st, 2024 @ 2:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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Revelation chapter 20 verses 11 through 15
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 9:54 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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A set of 23 new laws went into effect on Oct. 1 in North Carolina.
Published: Sunday, January 28th, 2024 @ 8:46 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Actors are back to work Thursday following the end of a historic 188-day strike that prevented them from participating in film, television, and chasing helpless starlets around casting couches.
Published: Tuesday, January 9th, 2024 @ 12:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Everyone knows men aren't allowed to cry, except in very special circumstances. We at The Babylon Bee consulted over two man experts across the world and asked them when it was OK for men to cry.
Published: Thursday, November 30th, 2023 @ 7:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local dad Kevin Sampson steeled his nerves as adrenaline coursed through his veins, every muscle fiber waiting to fire. Remote control at the ready, he dared any actor to even think about saying a naughty word, ready to mute the bad guy right out of existence.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 9:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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What began as a pleasant weekend evening in the Belnap household quickly soured due to husband Lance's relational ineptitude. Trisha had grown frustrated that he did not realize she wanted him to be quiet and also talk to her and also leave her alone and also come and talk to her.
Published: Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 10:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Brilliant: Doctors Open Therapy Center For Men That's An MMA Octagon With A 'Therapy' Sign Out FrontIn the most successful advancement for men's mental health in decades, therapists opened an office that is simply an MMA octagon with a sign outside saying "Therapy".
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 11:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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More than $1.9 billion was set aside for homelessness spending.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 12:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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Let's face it, guys, decorating isn't as simple as it sounds. You want your house or apartment to look legit, not like some uncultured goof lives there. And you know you can't ask a girl for advice, since girls don't know anything about proper decorating.
Published: Thursday, November 2nd, 2023 @ 12:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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CAMBRIDGE, MA — As another summer winds to a close, a startling new study revealed that a surprising 92% of all parents' summer vacations are spent adjusting their children's swim goggles.
Published: Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 @ 6:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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When Kenneth LaRue left the U.S. Army after eight years, he struggled to adjust, seeking to earn a degree in criminal justice at Beaufort County Community College, but eventually he used his healing process to pursue a degree in human services technology.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 9:34 am
By: Attila Nemecz
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Photos of the "pop-up bar" show dozens of liquor bottles.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 11:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Cooper now has 13 vetoes this session. Eight have been overridden by the legislature. Two more are scheduled for override votes on Wednesday.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 6:02 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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On Thursday, the North Carolina General Assembly passed a “bipartisan solution” to a foster care issue that is “much needed right now.”
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 11:33 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Democratic presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said this week that “virtually all Democrats” want President Joe Biden to prove his “mental acuity” on the debate stage.
Published: Friday, September 8th, 2023 @ 8:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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The N.C. Supreme Court's two most senior justices squared off in a case involving a felon convicted of illegal gun possession.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 6:36 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Following the embarrassing accounting blunder that resulted in an additional $6.2 billion being sent to Ukraine, Department of Defense officials announced another $40 billion had been discovered underneath some couch cushions at the Pentagon.
Published: Sunday, August 6th, 2023 @ 5:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A jury decided Tuesday that a handwritten will found under Aretha Franklin’s couch cushions is valid and trumps an earlier version found locked in a cabinet.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 6:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Governor Roy Cooper announced that the State is offering a reward of up to $25,000 for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the person or persons responsible for the murder of Gavin Alexander Plyler, age 24.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 4:14 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Local atheist Jerry Carson spent another Sunday worshipping himself, say sources. The self-focused man reportedly woke up early to fix himself some breakfast before devoting himself to couch meditations for the remainder of the morning.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 6:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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KNOXVILLE, TN — Local men Dave Harding and Tyler Daniels, while hard at work helping their friends move furniture out of their apartment, have just announced unprompted that the couch isn't heavy at all, it's just an awkward shape.
Published: Sunday, July 23rd, 2023 @ 8:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"We're done playing this game."
Published: Saturday, July 8th, 2023 @ 12:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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Researchers with the U.S. Food & Drug Administration have determined that cereal reaches its peak flavor at 10 pm if eaten on the couch while watching a true crime documentary.
Published: Saturday, June 10th, 2023 @ 11:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A mysterious new virus is forcing millions of people around the world to call in sick to work today, according to sources.
Published: Friday, June 9th, 2023 @ 11:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Two recent news stories about educational institutions in our state illustrate the truth of that statement.
Published: Thursday, June 1st, 2023 @ 9:22 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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According to sources, local Dad Amos Bennet discovered he suddenly had the ability to read over 1,000 words per minute while reading to his kids at bedtime yesterday evening.
Published: Saturday, May 27th, 2023 @ 8:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Daniel Bridgeman found his mind wandering after his wife's story entered a second overtime and ninth detour. Reports confirm he shifted into a panicked prayer, however, as his wife began winding up and he realized she may end her long story with a question.
Published: Thursday, May 18th, 2023 @ 12:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Pressed by a teenage Swedish girl, President Joe Biden is trying to clean up the world.
Published: Sunday, April 30th, 2023 @ 11:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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