In a groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute of Essential Masculinity, researchers have discovered that the key to a man's happiness is a simple yet effective solution: regular flyovers by the iconic A-10 Warthog.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 10:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Supermarket chains are installing defibrillators at checkout counters due to the growing number of heart attacks that occur when a customer sees their checkout total.
Published: Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024 @ 7:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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FBI Director Christopher Wray, speaking before Congress, warned that Hamas and other terrorist organizations might exploit the Israel-Hamas war to conduct attacks in the United States.
Published: Friday, December 1st, 2023 @ 1:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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In response to criticism that he should have fired Dr. Anthony Fauci at the start of the pandemic, former president Donald Trump says he would have done the deed if only he'd had some sort of recognizable catchphrase to get the job done.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 8:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As record heat swept across the southern United States in recent weeks, suburban housewives were quick to seize upon brief periods when the temperature briefly dipped just below 100 degrees to break out their voluminous amounts of fall decorations.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 12:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Reuters "fact check" claims no Israelis harmed at concert
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 9:49 pm
By: John Steed
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A local man realized he's been singing the 1999 hit song "All Star" by Smash Mouth in his head since the song's release 24 years ago.
Published: Saturday, August 12th, 2023 @ 6:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer (R-KY) said during an interview this week that congressional investigators have obtained financial records that will allegedly show transactions from Russia to the Biden family.
Published: Friday, August 11th, 2023 @ 10:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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Servants at the royal palace were startled late last night by angry screams as King Saul flew into a rage after David, the young man brought in to calm him down by playing the harp, would not stop playing the opening riff from Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water."
Published: Monday, July 31st, 2023 @ 6:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a natural continuation of its push for diversity and celebration of transgender lifestyles, Anheuser-Busch has announced the company will be replacing the iconic Budweiser Clydesdales with cows that identify as and dress like horses.
Published: Tuesday, April 18th, 2023 @ 8:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local woman Millie Barnes has begun transitioning away from being cold due to the weather and will spend the next 3 to 4 months being cold because of the air conditioning.
Published: Monday, April 17th, 2023 @ 9:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A new study indicates a disturbing trend as testicular injuries in women's sports are increasing at an astounding rate. Researchers are baffled as these statistics have skyrocketed from literally zero reported testicular injuries among female athletes just a few years ago.
Published: Monday, April 10th, 2023 @ 12:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On Sunday, March 12, 2023 — and much of Hollywood gathered at the Dolby Theatre for the presentation of 95th Academy Awards.
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 11:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Golden Globes, whose ratings crashed 64% in 2021, then had its 2022 event canceled following an investigation by The Los Angeles Times accusing the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, which hosts the awards, of ethical failures, announced their 2022 nominees for film and television
Published: Saturday, December 17th, 2022 @ 10:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A month ago, Lizzo claimed she was oppressed. On Tuesday night, she played James Madison’s crystal flute before thousands as the nation goes to hell in a hand-basket.
Published: Tuesday, November 1st, 2022 @ 10:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local man was left frustrated early this morning upon finding out that he was expected to make coffee despite the fact that he hadn't even had his morning coffee yet.
Published: Monday, October 31st, 2022 @ 7:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Are you a red-blooded American PATRIOT who loves God, guns, family, and freedom? Better watch out, the FBI probably thinks you're a domestic terrorist!
Published: Friday, September 30th, 2022 @ 6:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Clarence Henderson and Addul Ali will deliver the keynote address “Passing the Torch to the Next Generation” at the Reagan Republican Rally on Tuesday, October 4, at Southern Acres on NC Highway 92 in Bath.
Published: Friday, September 2nd, 2022 @ 4:15 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Former President Donald Trump avoided incriminating himself in a deposition with New York A.G. Letitia James by pleading the fifth amendment right to remain silent.
Published: Friday, August 19th, 2022 @ 2:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Father's Day is fast approaching. If you want to support the patriarchy you're going to pony up the cash to honor your father or he'll think you don't care! Manly gifts only!
Published: Saturday, June 11th, 2022 @ 7:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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My fellow Americans...
Published: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 @ 9:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The 37th Annual Great Pirate Purple/Gold Pigskin Pig-Out Party is set for April 8-9. The Pigskin Pig-Out is a family-oriented festival style event surrounding the annual ECU Purple-Gold Spring Football Game at Dowdy-Ficklen Stadium.
Published: Wednesday, March 23rd, 2022 @ 9:25 am
By: ECU Sports
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Inflation has reared its ugly head at the gas pumps and grocery aisles, to be sure, but one of the biggest ticket items on the Inflation Wheel of Misfortune is housing.
Published: Thursday, March 10th, 2022 @ 12:09 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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It seems that both Gov. Roy Cooper and President Joe Biden think the money printer can go “Brrr” anytime they’re feeling generous with taxpayer money.
Published: Monday, April 5th, 2021 @ 8:22 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Make Plans to Reboot PirateFest 2022 April 8th & 9th in Uptown Greenville
Published: Tuesday, February 16th, 2021 @ 4:44 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Your Guide to the Pirate Experience
Published: Tuesday, November 24th, 2020 @ 12:06 pm
By: ECU News Services
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ECU ranks high on Washington Monthly college guide lists
Published: Tuesday, September 8th, 2020 @ 7:47 am
By: ECU News Services
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Online registration for new student orientation opens June 8 for incoming Pirates
Published: Saturday, June 6th, 2020 @ 6:10 pm
By: ECU News Services
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The COVID-19 crisis, with all of its complexities, is revealing simplicities about education and life.
Published: Thursday, April 2nd, 2020 @ 8:50 am
By: Lindalyn Kakadelis
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