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Tim Tebow's friends reportedly grew annoyed during a friendly game of pickleball this week, as the former quarterback kept stopping the game to "Tebow" after every point scored.
Tim Tebow's friends reportedly grew annoyed during a friendly game of pickleball this week, as the former quarterback kept stopping the game to "Tebow" after every point scored.
 
ATLANTA, GA — Former President Donald Trump has been indicted by Fulton County for looking too stunning and handsome in his mugshot photo.
ATLANTA, GA — Former President Donald Trump has been indicted by Fulton County for looking too stunning and handsome in his mugshot photo.
 
Presidential hopeful Ron DeSantis is in hot water today after cameras clearly caught the candidate copying his Indian classmate's homework.
Presidential hopeful Ron DeSantis is in hot water today after cameras clearly caught the candidate copying his Indian classmate's homework.
 
In an effort to comply with a city leader's request that no gang shootings take place until after 9 P.M., local gangs met up to kill a few hours by playing some Settlers of Catan.
In an effort to comply with a city leader's request that no gang shootings take place until after 9 P.M., local gangs met up to kill a few hours by playing some Settlers of Catan.
 
Local corporate sales executive Chet Tetters downed his third Monster energy drink this morning, ensuring he has at least 180,000% of the daily value of vitamin B12 he needs to achieve peak health and performance.
Local corporate sales executive Chet Tetters downed his third Monster energy drink this morning, ensuring he has at least 180,000% of the daily value of vitamin B12 he needs to achieve peak health and performance.
 
According to several polls, millions and millions of Americans skipped watching last night's Republican debate, leading most commentators to declare those people the undisputed winners of the debate.
According to several polls, millions and millions of Americans skipped watching last night's Republican debate, leading most commentators to declare those people the undisputed winners of the debate.
 
A local mother was quick to express her gratitude to her young son after the boy helpfully made it known that he had an incredibly important school science project that was due in the next five minutes.
A local mother was quick to express her gratitude to her young son after the boy helpfully made it known that he had an incredibly important school science project that was due in the next five minutes.
 
Viewers are perplexed by a CNN television interview featuring a deranged old lady who recently escaped from an elder care facility, angrily ranting about wanting to "deprogram" half of the nation's population.
Viewers are perplexed by a CNN television interview featuring a deranged old lady who recently escaped from an elder care facility, angrily ranting about wanting to "deprogram" half of the nation's population.
 
With another devastating wave of COVID-19 scheduled to arrive just in time for the upcoming election year, President Joe Biden has urgently asked the U.S. government to provide funding for a new vaccine for the virus the U.S. government funded.
With another devastating wave of COVID-19 scheduled to arrive just in time for the upcoming election year, President Joe Biden has urgently asked the U.S. government to provide funding for a new vaccine for the virus the U.S. government funded.
 
In a move destined to go down in history books and studied by generations many years from now, a courageous local man took a stand against tyranny by openly reading a banned book he found prominently displayed for sale in the "Banned Books" section of Barnes & Noble.
In a move destined to go down in history books and studied by generations many years from now, a courageous local man took a stand against tyranny by openly reading a banned book he found prominently displayed for sale in the "Banned Books" section of Barnes & Noble.
 
In an effort to combat climate change and reduce excess waste, coffee shop mega-chain Starbucks has announced it will eliminate its paper cups effective immediately and begin pouring coffee directly down the throats of its customers.
In an effort to combat climate change and reduce excess waste, coffee shop mega-chain Starbucks has announced it will eliminate its paper cups effective immediately and begin pouring coffee directly down the throats of its customers.
 
A 14-year-old boy complained this week about a lack of food in his house, directly after he consumed every last crumb and calorie on the premises.
A 14-year-old boy complained this week about a lack of food in his house, directly after he consumed every last crumb and calorie on the premises.
 
As the search for the next Speaker of the House of Representatives continues, the American public is starting to wonder who else may be a candidate to fill the important role in the nation's legislative branch.
As the search for the next Speaker of the House of Representatives continues, the American public is starting to wonder who else may be a candidate to fill the important role in the nation's legislative branch.
 
Watching your own kids is hard, and childcare is so expensive. That's why you should just let the government take care of them!
Watching your own kids is hard, and childcare is so expensive. That's why you should just let the government take care of them!
 
In an electrifying debate tonight, 8 Republican candidates competed for a chance to lose to President Biden in a shady landside mail-in vote in the middle of the night.
In an electrifying debate tonight, 8 Republican candidates competed for a chance to lose to President Biden in a shady landside mail-in vote in the middle of the night.
 
In a stunning move sure to be taught at universities in politics and diplomacy classes for generations to come, President Joe Biden has brokered a deal to send $100 million of U.S. taxpayer money to the Palestinian Authority in exchange for none of the hostages
In a stunning move sure to be taught at universities in politics and diplomacy classes for generations to come, President Joe Biden has brokered a deal to send $100 million of U.S. taxpayer money to the Palestinian Authority in exchange for none of the hostages
 
Tonight, America gets to watch as eight Republican candidates duke it out for the chance of possibly being Trump's VP selection! Woo-hoo! The Babylon Bee is here with an exciting list of Easter eggs to look for during tonight's event:
Tonight, America gets to watch as eight Republican candidates duke it out for the chance of possibly being Trump's VP selection! Woo-hoo! The Babylon Bee is here with an exciting list of Easter eggs to look for during tonight's event:
 
In a move condemned by the international community as a harsh overreaction to Hamas terrorist attacks, the Israeli government has announced it has cut off Gaza from receiving any updates on the high-profile relationship between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.
In a move condemned by the international community as a harsh overreaction to Hamas terrorist attacks, the Israeli government has announced it has cut off Gaza from receiving any updates on the high-profile relationship between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.
 
MOSCOW — Yevgeny Prigozhin, head of the Wagner mercenary group and leader of a failed Russian uprising in June of 2023, has passed away after accidentally ingesting a SA-2 surface-to-air missile while aboard a passenger plane.
MOSCOW — Yevgeny Prigozhin, head of the Wagner mercenary group and leader of a failed Russian uprising in June of 2023, has passed away after accidentally ingesting a SA-2 surface-to-air missile while aboard a passenger plane.
 
In a beautiful display of solidarity between oppressed people groups, Black Lives Matter has spray painted the words "Justice For Palestine" on the front of a Nike store they just looted.
In a beautiful display of solidarity between oppressed people groups, Black Lives Matter has spray painted the words "Justice For Palestine" on the front of a Nike store they just looted.
 
Plumbing experts have determined that screaming, "No!! No, dear heavens, no!!!" is the most effective method of addressing an overflowing toilet.
Plumbing experts have determined that screaming, "No!! No, dear heavens, no!!!" is the most effective method of addressing an overflowing toilet.
 
People with unattractive faces celebrated this week as locales and businesses across the nation began reinstituting mask mandates.
People with unattractive faces celebrated this week as locales and businesses across the nation began reinstituting mask mandates.
 
A Harvard University student later identified as Luke Dillon left a lecture on microaggressions a little early so he could make it to the "Kill the Jews" rally on time.
A Harvard University student later identified as Luke Dillon left a lecture on microaggressions a little early so he could make it to the "Kill the Jews" rally on time.
 
After being swept by the Diamondbacks in humiliating fashion, the Los Angeles Dodgers were left wondering if perhaps they ought to have spent more time practicing baseball and less time honoring Satanic nuns dressed in drag.
After being swept by the Diamondbacks in humiliating fashion, the Los Angeles Dodgers were left wondering if perhaps they ought to have spent more time practicing baseball and less time honoring Satanic nuns dressed in drag.
 
We know we are to give back to God a portion of what He has given us — but does only money count as tithing? Here are eight activities The Babylon Bee has found that actually count toward your tithe.
We know we are to give back to God a portion of what He has given us — but does only money count as tithing? Here are eight activities The Babylon Bee has found that actually count toward your tithe.
 
The Center for Disease Control warned Americans this week to resume all contact precautions due to a new and rapidly-spreading "Electionyearicron" Covid variant.
The Center for Disease Control warned Americans this week to resume all contact precautions due to a new and rapidly-spreading "Electionyearicron" Covid variant.
 
Eight Republicans will take the debate stage tonight to help determine which lucky candidate will lose horribly to former President Donald Trump.
Eight Republicans will take the debate stage tonight to help determine which lucky candidate will lose horribly to former President Donald Trump.
 
Despite choosing to not participate in the Republican primary debates, former President Donald Trump announced he will be live-streaming the debates so he can make off-the-cuff wisecracks and insult the other candidates
Despite choosing to not participate in the Republican primary debates, former President Donald Trump announced he will be live-streaming the debates so he can make off-the-cuff wisecracks and insult the other candidates
 
Visitors to the Baltimore Harbor Pier were startled today after a beleaguered man working the Dippin' Dots ice cream stand shouted angrily at them as they passed by.
Visitors to the Baltimore Harbor Pier were startled today after a beleaguered man working the Dippin' Dots ice cream stand shouted angrily at them as they passed by.
 
While Hawaiian families were coming to grips with tragic losses of life and property resulting from a devastating wildfire, the nation was coming to grips with the fact President Biden had taken a short break from his Lake Tahoe vacation to tell the island's victims a funny joke
While Hawaiian families were coming to grips with tragic losses of life and property resulting from a devastating wildfire, the nation was coming to grips with the fact President Biden had taken a short break from his Lake Tahoe vacation to tell the island's victims a funny joke
 
In the wake of Tropical Storm Hilary hitting Southern California and washing away debris from the streets with torrential rain, the substantial homeless population in the greater Los Angeles area has now begun the monumental task of re-pooping the sidewalks.
In the wake of Tropical Storm Hilary hitting Southern California and washing away debris from the streets with torrential rain, the substantial homeless population in the greater Los Angeles area has now begun the monumental task of re-pooping the sidewalks.
 
President Joe Biden arrived in Maui this week full of quips and folksy anecdotes to show his support for the victims of the deadly fires, pulling out some of his best material to comfort those who lost everything.
President Joe Biden arrived in Maui this week full of quips and folksy anecdotes to show his support for the victims of the deadly fires, pulling out some of his best material to comfort those who lost everything.
 
A shocking new poll of registered Republican voters has revealed that an astonishing 71% believe former President Donald Trump is more trustworthy than Jesus Christ.
A shocking new poll of registered Republican voters has revealed that an astonishing 71% believe former President Donald Trump is more trustworthy than Jesus Christ.
 
After claiming to have landed near the south pole of the Moon, the Indian Space Research Organization (ISRO) released what they claim is the first photo taken by their lunar lander.
After claiming to have landed near the south pole of the Moon, the Indian Space Research Organization (ISRO) released what they claim is the first photo taken by their lunar lander.
 
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