The news world has been set aflame by the potential indictment of Donald J. Trump for the crime of extreme patriotism. While the New York City grand jury deliberates, let's take a look at how this is being covered by the media.
Published: Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 @ 7:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Oh no! Silicon Valley Bank imploded on itself, dealing a significant blow to our economy! If only those dumb rich people were smart enough to stop putting their money in a bank.
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 8:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Beaufort County Community College TRIO/Student Support Services students organized “Operation Care: Thinking of You” to celebrate National TRIO Day 2023.
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 12:04 am
By: Attila Nemecz
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Multiple reports out of the U.S. Thursday indicated that Long John Silver's is still a thing. Experts confirmed their findings that the fast-food seafood restaurant, which is an actual thing, is in fact still in existence.
Published: Friday, March 24th, 2023 @ 4:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In the wake of the fury surrounding the woke alteration of famed author Roald Dahl’s classic books, the author of the “Goosebumps” series, which trails only J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter” book series in sales among children’s books, pointed out that his publisher censored his work without permission.
Published: Thursday, March 16th, 2023 @ 9:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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Prince Harry recently opened up about how he started using hallucinogenic drugs like ayahuasca recreationally but said the “psychedelics” are now a “fundamental” part of changing his life.
Published: Wednesday, March 15th, 2023 @ 12:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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What can a chocoholic do when he or she finds out Big Chocolate hates them?
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 3:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The woman who reportedly led the mission to bowdlerize the books of famed author Roald Dahl in order not to offend readers has described herself as a “non-binary, asexual, polyamorous relationship anarchist who is on the autism spectrum.”
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 12:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Seeking to be fully prepared to capitalize on any potential woke misstep by another major American corporation, Daily Wire CEO Jeremy Boreing is now reportedly setting up shop in a large warehouse full of tires, waiting for Goodyear to say something to cause conservative outrage.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 7:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Colbert has argued against Chinese origin of COVID before with Jon Stewart
Published: Thursday, March 9th, 2023 @ 6:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Mrs. Joyce Slaughter Daniels, age 88, a resident of Washington, died Saturday, March 4, 2023 at River Trace Nursing Home in Washington.
Published: Monday, March 6th, 2023 @ 9:31 am
By: Announcements
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Book publisher Puffin has announced a walkback of its woke rewrites of Roald Dahl’s classic children’s books after backlash.
Published: Sunday, March 5th, 2023 @ 8:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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The rewriting of Roald Dahl’s classic children’s books by woke fanatics is precisely why parents should buy hard copies that will stay unchanged forever, Ben Shapiro said Tuesday.
Published: Wednesday, March 1st, 2023 @ 11:27 am
By: Daily Wire
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The publisher of Roald Dahl, the famed children’s author who wrote “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,” “Matilda,” “James and the Giant Peach,” and “The BFG,” among other works, has collaborated with the Roald Dahl Story Co.
Published: Monday, February 27th, 2023 @ 8:53 am
By: Daily Wire
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Roald Dahl, the author of such beloved titles as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Matilda, made headlines recently because his body of literature was updated to remove potentially offensive material.
Published: Saturday, February 25th, 2023 @ 5:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Biden has spent the weekend putting together a beautiful arrangement of the most lethal, advanced weaponry in existence to send to President Zelensky for Valentine's Day.
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 12:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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If you're a Dad who's always running around after your kids, doing house projects, and carrying in groceries, you may be burning more calories than you think! To avoid the shame of failing to maintain a perfect "Dad bod," use these tried-and-true tricks!
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 12:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Hey folks, Bernie Sanders here! I am once again asking for your support in eradicating systemic poverty from the face of the earth. America can do it, but we won't because America is immoral and Elon Musk has all the money.
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 9:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An oppressed Iranian woman who did not dare give journalists her name for fear of deadly repercussions said she finally feels like there's hope thanks to an American mega-corporation unveiling a new package of all-female M&Ms.
Published: Sunday, January 15th, 2023 @ 10:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The New-Normaling Process in General
Published: Sunday, January 15th, 2023 @ 7:00 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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A new report indicates that dark chocolate, often touted as a healthy food to add to your diet, may in fact contain elements dangerous to your health.
Published: Tuesday, December 27th, 2022 @ 10:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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In his quest to find someone worthy of running Twitter after he steps down, Elon Musk announced this week that he has hidden five golden tickets in Tesla cars around the world.
Published: Thursday, December 22nd, 2022 @ 4:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The High Point University Survey Research Center asked 1,015 respondents Nov. 10 - 17 the simple question about their favorite pie, and 25% responded with pumpkin.
Published: Thursday, December 22nd, 2022 @ 3:07 am
By: Carolina Journal
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The average cost for a Thanksgiving dinner of 10 people is $64.05, up 20% from last year’s record-setting $53.31.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 2:59 am
By: Carolina Journal
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President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden were at Marine Corps Air Station Cherry Point in North Carolina Monday to serve a meal to 400 Marines their families.
Published: Tuesday, December 20th, 2022 @ 8:55 am
By: Carolina Journal
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On Monday, N.C. Gov. Roy Cooper was at the White House as two turkeys got the annual presidential pardon.
Published: Sunday, December 18th, 2022 @ 3:42 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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According to sources close to local man Greg Bernard, the construction sales representative, husband, and father of five often makes cracks about how emotional and moody his wife is
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 1:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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While camping in the woods, local woman Sandra Peppertree reportedly shared with a group of close friends that she "just loves s'mores" and "can't get enough of them" leading to speculation that she has never tasted good food in her life.
Published: Thursday, September 29th, 2022 @ 3:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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LILY CREEK, MI — Local man Frank Quincy is 33 years old but still pictures every character in the Bible as a talking vegetable, sources close to the man confirmed earlier this week.
Published: Wednesday, September 7th, 2022 @ 1:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mrs. Mary Louise Brown Hopkins, “Sugar Pig,” age 86, a resident of Washington, NC transitioned to her heavenly home on Friday, September 2, 2022, at her home surrounded by family and friends.
Published: Monday, September 5th, 2022 @ 8:20 am
By: Announcements
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Local father of three Kirk Watson once again exploited his children's insatiable desire for fast food to get himself some McDonald's, say sources.
Published: Tuesday, August 30th, 2022 @ 2:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After finally testing negative for COVID, President Biden has invited a group of kids back to the White House to see if his sense of smell has returned.
Published: Tuesday, August 16th, 2022 @ 9:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Published: Sunday, July 31st, 2022 @ 9:11 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Magic mushrooms have long been considered a serious drug — the federal government puts it in the same class as heroin — but it’s catching on in the oddest place: suburbia.
Published: Sunday, July 24th, 2022 @ 6:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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