New York City Mayor Eric Adams on Monday suggested private homeowners and landlords could help with the influx of migrants in the Big Apple.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 8:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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The rise of electric vehicles could lead to more parking garage collapses like the one earlier this week.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 11:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The historic leader in primetime cable ratings Fox News was dominated last night by an unemployed man filming a selfie video in his partially-finished basement.
Published: Monday, May 29th, 2023 @ 10:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Man’s Busy Schedule Forces Him To Start Skipping The Gym At Night Instead Of Skipping In The MorningLEE'S SUMMIT, MO — Due to an increasingly packed daily schedule, a local man was recently forced to start skipping his workouts at night instead of his normal practice of skipping his workouts in the mornings.
Published: Friday, May 5th, 2023 @ 2:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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John Allen Crew died peacefully on April 30, 2023, at home, next to his beloved wife and the Pamlico River that he knew and cherished. John was born in Raleigh, NC on October 31, 1945, fourth child of Robert and Louise Crew. He was preceded in death by both parents and his sister Helen.
Published: Thursday, May 4th, 2023 @ 9:21 am
By: Announcements
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A local father has run into a problem familiar to other dads across the country, as by the time he had finished installing a new car seat for his young child, the child had already outgrown it.
Published: Tuesday, May 2nd, 2023 @ 5:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden is expected to announce his re-election bid on Tuesday — by video.
Published: Sunday, April 30th, 2023 @ 1:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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Another threatening letter accompanied by suspicious white powder created a fresh security scare for Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg, the prosecutor whose case against former President Donald Trump led to a historic indictment.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 7:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Eight months after an Illinois woman reported her husband missing, she found him dead in their home.
Published: Thursday, March 23rd, 2023 @ 1:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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March 5-11 is Severe Weather Preparedness Week
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 3:07 pm
By: Governor's Office
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The FBI and Capitol Police identified “credible threats” leading up to January 6, 2021, but they and other agencies failed to fully process or share information with their partners, according to a government watchdog agency.
Published: Thursday, March 9th, 2023 @ 11:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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When Jalen Hurts tied SB LVII on a crashing two-point conversion late in the fourth quarter, he completed the first Octopus in Super Bow
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 12:44 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Sources inside Twitter headquarters have confirmed Elon Musk and his team of brilliant engineers have been working tirelessly to get Twitter back to its normal state of allowing Twitter user Catturd to go viral.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 7:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local progressive and Anitfa member Declan Johnson has started to question his commitment to the communist revolution over concerns about a potential lack of gluten-free bread lines.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 9:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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News, news, news everywhere!
Published: Monday, February 6th, 2023 @ 11:36 am
By: Daily Wire
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Political figures and experts weighed in on the FBI’s search of President Joe Biden’s home on Friday, saying that Biden consented to the search because the next step would’ve involved federal investigators getting a search warrant.
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 9:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Joe Biden ran for president three times before he finally won the White House. And 2020 was simply the perfect time for him to give it another go.
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 6:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local parishioner Jacob Henderson has said he does not have time to read the Bible. However, according to sources close to the situation, Henderson listens to seven daily podcasts and has an audio Bible on his phone.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 6:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Alvin and Nora Spleent, the parents of three adorable, rambunctious children, reportedly rushed to get their offspring fed, bathed, and into bed so the couple could sit down and enjoy their favorite tv show.
Published: Monday, January 2nd, 2023 @ 3:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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BCN offers a more whimsical Carson; a Carson that possibly did find that stiff drink.
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 9:43 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Deposed king of cryptocurrency and founder of the now-defunct FTX, Sam Bankman-Fried has been arrested by Federal authorities and will be prosecuted after running out of bribery money.
Published: Thursday, December 15th, 2022 @ 10:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A potentially disastrous situation was averted yesterday as White House aides were able to grab President Biden's arm in the nick of time and lead him away just as he was beginning to "follow the light."
Published: Monday, December 12th, 2022 @ 1:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In China, Christians can't openly worship the Lord because it's illegal. They have to meet in homes like the early Christians living under the reign of Nero. But in America, we have it so much worse!
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 3:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Senator-elect John Fetterman has finally realized the American dream by living with his parents until at least the age of 50 before smoothly transitioning into a cushy government job.
Published: Wednesday, November 16th, 2022 @ 4:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A Michigan man who pleaded guilty to murder and the mutilation of a dead body will spend the rest of his life in prison.
Published: Tuesday, November 15th, 2022 @ 6:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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Republican Ohio Senate candidate J.D. Vance has won Ohio’s Senate election over Democratic opponent Tim Ryan, DecisionDeskHQ projects.
Published: Sunday, November 13th, 2022 @ 6:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Ever since Joe Biden announced he was running for president (he did it by video before holing up in his basement for most of the campaign), the legacy media has had his back, defending his endless gaffes, both small and large.
Published: Tuesday, November 1st, 2022 @ 12:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The world has never been closer to the brink of total nuclear annihilation, according to President Joe Biden's comments at a press conference in between strategy sessions to continue waging his proxy war with nuclear-armed Russia.
Published: Saturday, October 29th, 2022 @ 8:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Jason Malone was disappointed to learn that his impressive Super Smash Bros skills have not really been considered during several recent interviews.
Published: Sunday, October 23rd, 2022 @ 3:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Biden claimed firefighters nearly died in the fire.
Published: Thursday, October 20th, 2022 @ 11:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The issue of spending many millions of taxpayer dollars to build a new Beaufort County jail is again raising its head.
Published: Wednesday, October 12th, 2022 @ 11:40 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Beginning with 11 students in 1997, the homeschool curriculum Classical Conversations now has over 140,000 students enrolled across 50 countries.
Published: Thursday, September 22nd, 2022 @ 8:11 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Local wife Thelma Looverton has reportedly taken to using incognito mode to browse fall-scented candles. Her home currently holds 137 fall-scented candles that her husband knows about.
Published: Sunday, September 18th, 2022 @ 8:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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