Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) was reportedly incensed during a classified Senate intelligence briefing on Ukraine Tuesday after multiple Republican senators brought up security at the U.S. southern border.
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 2:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu called out women’s groups and human rights groups on Tuesday over their silence about Hamas’ brutal, sadistic sexual violence against Israeli women.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 9:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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A U.S. official said this week that one of the reasons that Hamas terrorists ended negotiations for releasing more hostages is that the terrorist organization does not want to release female hostages because those hostages are then going to reveal what Hamas did to them.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 11:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local mom Marcia Merrick decided to schedule family pictures with an expensive photographer as it had been far too long since they had all screamed at each other in abject rage.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 10:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Witness: She had "the face of an angel"
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 10:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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An Alaska Airlines pilot reportedly saved hundreds of lives this week by deftly steering his plane to avoid dirigibles flown by hostile tribes of machine elves.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 2:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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House Republicans have placed the job of House Speaker on ZipRecruiter in what political commentators are calling a rare show of unity for the party.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 2:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An unspeakable horror was averted today as a Federal Bureau of Investigation tactical team expertly rushed by an angry mob of pro-Palestinian protestors screaming "Kill the Jews" to quickly arrest an elderly woman who was quietly praying outside a Planned Parenthood abortion clinic.
Published: Tuesday, December 12th, 2023 @ 7:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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While government officials usually do an excellent job making decisions for your family, even they can make mistakes! Here are eight signs that it's time to change schools from what the government chose for your kid:
Published: Sunday, December 3rd, 2023 @ 10:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A 26-year-old Christian man is in critical condition after being shot in the head while preaching to passersby on a street corner in Glendale, Arizona.
Published: Friday, December 1st, 2023 @ 11:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As the situation leading up to a vote to determine whether he would remain as Speaker of the House began to look more grim, Kevin McCarthy sought to take matters into his own hands and began frantically running through the corridors of the U.S. Capitol building
Published: Friday, December 1st, 2023 @ 11:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The suit says mobs of students have chanted "Hitler was right."
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 12:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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Critics blasted President Joe Biden’s campaign team for an apparent attempt to pressure major media outlets like The New York Times into providing coverage that would do more to aid them in their re-election efforts.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 12:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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As he joined striking members of the United Auto Workers union on the picket line, President Joe Biden expressed his strong support for their efforts, insisting automakers provide all factory employees with 300 days of annual vacation just like he receives.
Published: Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 6:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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‘Many’ Students Leading Anti-Semitic Hate Events On College Campuses ‘Are Not U.S. Citizens’: ReportA statement from Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) this week explaining why the school did not follow through on its threat to suspend students involved in anti-Semitic hate events on campus said that the school was concerned the students could be deported.
Published: Sunday, November 26th, 2023 @ 9:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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A Georgia man accused of making violent threats against Rep. Marjorie Talyor Greene (R-GA) and her family has been arrested and charged, Greene’s office said Thursday.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 4:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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It's that "special time" of the month, your wife has that crazy look in her eyes, and you know your next words could be your last. What do you say?
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 11:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A female student-athlete reportedly had two of her teeth knocked out during a high school field hockey game last week after a shot struck by an opposing male player deflected off a teammate’s stick and caused the facial injury.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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The world's dumbest man, Jeremy Dander, pulled up to a McDonald's outside of lunch hours, noticed only two cars in the drive-thru, and made the mistake of assuming the experience wouldn't take long.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 11:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Robert Ringer’s book, Winning Through Intimidation was released in 1976.
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 12:11 am
By: Lib Campbell
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Yale’s campus newspaper, the Yale Daily News, the oldest college daily in the United States, removed claims from a column in its paper saying Hamas raped women and beheaded men in its murderous attack on Israel October 7, saying they were “unsubstantiated claims.”
Published: Tuesday, November 14th, 2023 @ 11:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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So-called conservative man Ross Jennings was caught hiding in the closet this morning eating avocado toast.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 2:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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I am not a veteran. I only have the greatest respect for those who have served, unsurpassed by all professions that keep America safe and strong.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 1:51 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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As record heat swept across the southern United States in recent weeks, suburban housewives were quick to seize upon brief periods when the temperature briefly dipped just below 100 degrees to break out their voluminous amounts of fall decorations.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 12:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) continued to spew false claims during a pro-Palestinian protest in Washington, D.C., on Wednesday about an explosion at a hospital in Gaza.
Published: Saturday, November 4th, 2023 @ 6:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Singer-songwriter Oliver Anthony experienced the fickleness of fame this week, as Republican voters abandoned their support of him after he refused to get a "MAGA" tattoo on his neck.
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 4:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As the Halloween season kicks into high gear, local residents have been buzzing about the newest, most terrifying haunted house they have ever experienced. Surprising reviews claimed the attraction just displays current gasoline and grocery prices along dark, creepy hallways.
Published: Monday, October 30th, 2023 @ 12:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Facing near certain defeat in the West, Adolph Hitler rolled the bones one last time in December 1944 with a Winter strike through the Ardennes. A month before he swapped a loaded pair of dice into the game when he summoned Otto Skorzeny and tasked him with the execution of Unternehmen Greif.
Published: Thursday, October 26th, 2023 @ 11:00 am
By: The Correspondent
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In a move destined to go down in history books and studied by generations many years from now, a courageous local man took a stand against tyranny by openly reading a banned book he found prominently displayed for sale in the "Banned Books" section of Barnes & Noble.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 2:55 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The budget our legislature has passed is the cherry on top of the upside-down power grab cake our lawmakers have been baking since January.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 12:11 am
By: Tom Campbell
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In an electrifying debate tonight, 8 Republican candidates competed for a chance to lose to President Biden in a shady landside mail-in vote in the middle of the night.
Published: Tuesday, October 24th, 2023 @ 9:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a beautiful display of solidarity between oppressed people groups, Black Lives Matter has spray painted the words "Justice For Palestine" on the front of a Nike store they just looted.
Published: Monday, October 23rd, 2023 @ 7:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Plumbing experts have determined that screaming, "No!! No, dear heavens, no!!!" is the most effective method of addressing an overflowing toilet.
Published: Monday, October 23rd, 2023 @ 3:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Visitors to the Baltimore Harbor Pier were startled today after a beleaguered man working the Dippin' Dots ice cream stand shouted angrily at them as they passed by.
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 12:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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