claim is needed "to meet climate targets
Published: Monday, April 15th, 2024 @ 2:07 pm
By: John Steed
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The Daily Wire, The Federalist, and Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton on Tuesday asked a federal court in Texas to grant an injunction barring the State Department from funding efforts to delegitimize domestic media outlets
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 8:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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When you're planning for the future, it's best to know the right places to invest and what you can rely on down the road. Surprising as it may be, depending on the United States federal government has not always gone well!
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 11:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Cynthia Ruth Waddell (better known as Ruth Gray Haddock), 75, passed away peacefully on Tuesday, January 30, 2024.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 8:32 am
By: Announcements
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The Democrat had served on the Windy City's council since 1969.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 1:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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As part of a limited-time offer to cash-strapped customers, fast-food giant McDonald's is now offering 36-month, 0% interest financing on all value menu items.
Published: Friday, December 22nd, 2023 @ 11:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Following a closed-door meeting to discuss the issue and take an official vote, residents of the state of Texas announced their plan to continue pretending Whataburger is good.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 11:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Claims for More than $36,000 Already Filed
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 12:46 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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After the game Staubach remarked he threw the ball deep, closed his eyes, and said a Hail Mary.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 8:14 pm
By: The Correspondent
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A local Chick-fil-A ground to a halt Wednesday after an employee accidentally told another employee, "My pleasure." As a result, the pair of employees became trapped in an endless loop of "my pleasure" with no end in sight.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 2:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A tense situation was avoided today, as a Leftist pro-Palestine protestor attempted to get into an argument with a Skinhead but found they really are on the same page about pretty much everything.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 11:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The foundations of Christendom were rocked to their very core this week after local atheist Chaz Piddington noted that Christians eat shellfish and wear mixed fabrics.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 10:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As an important moral lesson to children everywhere, fathers across the United States reminded their kids that it's never okay to lie unless it's being done to save a few bucks by ordering food from the kid's menu at restaurants.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 4:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Authorities in Margaritaville have called for all the tiny drink umbrellas to be flown at half-staff today in honor of the late Mayor, Mr. Jimmy Buffett.
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 10:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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No, I am not saying that shame is a good thing when it is used to belittle and berate another person, trying to make that person feel as small as possible. That is called bullying.
Published: Thursday, October 26th, 2023 @ 11:49 am
By: Lib Campbell
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Elon Musk commented on podcaster and actor Russell Brand being demonetized on YouTube due to sexual assault allegations.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 1:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Fox News host Pete Hegseth cornered Governor Gavin Newsom (D-CA) in the spin room after Wednesday evening’s second Republican primary debate, asking whether Newsom felt like President Joe Biden was “holding him back” from pursuing a presidential run.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 10:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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In response to public outcry that America has descended to the level of a banana republic, the Biden administration assured the American people that the United States is a democratic banana republic.
Published: Friday, October 13th, 2023 @ 12:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An expert panel of sociologists has weighed in on the decline of Western civilization, and they believe they've found the exact moment that our society began to crumble:
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 10:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The burgeoning food and grocery delivery market is setting its sights on a lucrative niche as DoorDash has announced its new pickle jar-opening service for single women.
Published: Friday, October 6th, 2023 @ 4:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Legendary singer Jimmy Buffett passed away Friday, September 1. He was 76.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 11:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Here’s a stat that will blow your mind: New research shows that just 12% of the U.S. population is responsible for 50% of all meat consumed daily in the country. Most of that group are men between the ages of 50 and 65.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 2:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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Former President Donald Trump attended the annual Iowa-Iowa State rivalry football game on Saturday, where security wedged Trump through large crowds of fans chanting “U-S-A.”
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 9:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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The United States Secret Service concluded its investigation into the theft of hamburgers owned by notable clowned man Ronald McDonald after a full-scale search turned up no sign of the missing burger sack or a viable suspect.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 8:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With the Fourth of July behind us, we as a nation can finally return to topless men twerking on the lawn of the White House as part of America's fabulous Summer of Pride, just like the Founding Fathers envisioned.
Published: Tuesday, September 5th, 2023 @ 11:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A little-known illness caused by a tick bite gives victims a serious allergy to red meat and affected an estimated 110,000 people between 2010 and 2022, according to a report from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) released Thursday.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 10:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Department of Justice announced they have found zero evidence of bribery in a photograph of Hunter Biden carrying a bag of cash next to President Biden holding a sign that reads, "Will Trade Political Favors 4 Cash."
Published: Saturday, August 12th, 2023 @ 9:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With the fate of all mankind hanging in the balance, East Carolina University heads to The Big House for a Labor Day weekend contest of skill and science the likes of which few living have ever seen.
Published: Friday, August 11th, 2023 @ 5:29 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR) said during an interview over the weekend that the U.S. Secret Service does not appear to have asked President Joe Biden’s son, Hunter, about the cocaine that was found in the White Houses earlier this month.
Published: Thursday, August 3rd, 2023 @ 1:27 am
By: Daily Wire
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With the burger chain Five Guys growing to include more than 1,700 locations, a sixth guy is currently kicking himself for choosing to leave the business in its early stages.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 11:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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using taxpayer paid staff to shake down universities to buy her books
Published: Wednesday, July 12th, 2023 @ 5:30 pm
By: John Steed
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A local woman was once again left with several truckloads of leftover food after severely overestimating the amount needed to feed her dinner party of 7 people by roughly 3,000 servings.
Published: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023 @ 11:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Yesterday, Americans from all walks of life gathered to solemnly remember that OHMYGOSH! BEST BUY IS HAVING A MASSIVE BLOWOUT SALE ON REFRIGERATORS!!!!!!
Published: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023 @ 3:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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