AfD elects its first mayor a week after its first district administrator
Published: Tuesday, July 4th, 2023 @ 4:52 pm
By: John Steed
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Amid startling allegations of a bribery scheme that involved foreign nationals giving the Biden family millions of dollars in exchange for policy changes, the President spoke to journalists this morning on the White House lawn.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 12:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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This Memorial Day week-end, we remember the greater than 1,448,900 servicemen who fought and died in our wars and battles over the many years.
Published: Monday, May 29th, 2023 @ 12:48 am
By: Diane Rufino
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Well over 100 Tennessee residents flooded the city of Franklin late Tuesday afternoon ahead of a city board meeting over approval of a gay Pride festival.
Published: Saturday, May 13th, 2023 @ 9:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Reports are flying in of an event that sounds too crazy to be true. In an absolute highlight of his week, local man Jobert Philipps ate a burger alone in the peace and quiet of his car.
Published: Thursday, April 20th, 2023 @ 5:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A successful marketing firm in the U.K. has come up with an ingenious plan, deciding that the centuries-old landmark Piccadilly Circus is an ideal place for an enormous Burger King billboard.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 1:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Florida Governor and presumptive 2024 Presidential candidate Ron DeSantis has faced increasing questions about his electability amid damning allegations that during a private flight in 2019, he found himself without a spoon and still proceeded to consume a pudding cup with 3 fingers. Horrifying!
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 12:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Oh no! Silicon Valley Bank imploded on itself, dealing a significant blow to our economy! If only those dumb rich people were smart enough to stop putting their money in a bank.
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 8:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Man, so nice to get outside after a long day at work. Maybe I'll go grab a burger. Can't wait until — wait, what's that noise? It's coming from the sky. It's like a humming…a thumping. Is it an airplane? No, it's not an airplane. It's…NO WAY!
Published: Wednesday, March 29th, 2023 @ 5:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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NFL Hall of Famer and Fox Sports analyst Terry Bradshaw got slammed for “fat-shaming” the Chiefs head coach Andy Reid after Kansas City beat the Philadelphia Eagles 38-35 in Super Bowl LVII.
Published: Tuesday, February 21st, 2023 @ 4:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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Sources in Hades have announced that Satan will finally be opening the underworld's first Chick-fil-A franchise, but it will only serve cauliflower sandwiches.
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 1:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) recently showed its support for meat grown in a lab.
Published: Monday, February 6th, 2023 @ 8:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The battle between good and evil can be likened to a messy food fight.
Published: Sunday, February 5th, 2023 @ 12:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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To cope with increasing challenges resulting from rising food shortages around the globe, popular family restaurant chain Cheesecake Factory has decided to cut its menu down to a paltry 32 pages.
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 10:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, a local ranch has decided to go green, exchanging their massive herd of beef cows for a herd of more environmentally friendly and delicious crickets.
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 8:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After urging from environmental activists, the World Economic Forum, and Bill Nye the Science Guy, Arby's has changed its slogan to "We Have The Bugs."
Published: Tuesday, January 17th, 2023 @ 11:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After fourteen frantic cancellations, Representative Kevin McCarthy called the Capitol Supermarket late Friday night to order a fifteenth "Congratulations Mr. Speaker" celebratory cake.
Published: Tuesday, January 10th, 2023 @ 4:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Nativity scene, the symbol of Christmas, has become more of a commercial symbol than a religious system.That was the conclusion of the highest court of the land – back in 1984. It got me thinking of the holiday in general and what it really means. Have we succeeded in divorcing its true meaning?
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 12:35 pm
By: Diane Rufino
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Former and current President Donald J. Trump reportedly threw open the storm shutters of his Mar-a-Lago estate and proclaimed that, during the night he had been visited by the ghosts of January 6 past, present, and future, and that they confirmed what he already knew
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 8:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Twitter CEO Elon Musk called out Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales on Tuesday after leftist editors on the site were pushing to have a page removed on last week’s release of “The Twitter Files.”
Published: Sunday, December 11th, 2022 @ 5:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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This weekend, Twitter CEO Elon Musk directed the release of documents and emails showing collusion between the media and the DNC to suppress a major news story.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 11:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As flagged by Barstool Sports, Qatar just pulled one of the greatest “bait-and-switches” of all times by pulling the plug on beer being sold at the stadium roughly 48 hours before the World Cup is set to kick off in the Islamic nation.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 12:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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ECU, MrBeast to create exclusive educational partnership
Published: Thursday, November 24th, 2022 @ 2:21 am
By: ECU News Services
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In a boost for morale, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot (D) is shelling out $5,000 for the winner of a city-wide karaoke contest. The prize comes as crime is surging in the Windy City.
Published: Monday, November 7th, 2022 @ 7:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Despite the fact that Americans view at least 327 prescription drug ads per day, we don't seem to be very healthy!
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 12:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Biden administration will officially be supplying the toys for McDonald's new "Adult Happy Meals", which will reportedly consist of crack pipes and safe smoking kits.
Published: Tuesday, October 18th, 2022 @ 9:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Hip-hop artist and fashion designer Kanye West was embroiled in controversy this week after wearing a shirt bearing the phrase "White Lives Matter" across its back.
Published: Wednesday, October 12th, 2022 @ 10:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As a special public service for his fellow citizens, a local man has taken it upon himself to crank his car stereo as loud as possible at stoplights so that everyone within a three-mile radius can hear every nuance of his refined musical tastes.
Published: Monday, October 10th, 2022 @ 3:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A law passed in 2021 required that the “decarbonization” plan approved by the state Utilities Commission to be reasonable, set forth the least-cost path to compliance, and maintain or improve grid adequacy and reliability
Published: Saturday, October 8th, 2022 @ 1:08 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Local man John Falco received the tragic news today from his doctor that all the things happening to his body are completely normal, he's simply 40 years old now.
Published: Monday, October 3rd, 2022 @ 6:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to Kamala Harris, America's southern border is totally secure! Whew--that's great news!
Published: Friday, September 23rd, 2022 @ 9:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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