The mother nurtures the seed, births, and tenderly cares for the child
Published: Saturday, May 11th, 2024 @ 8:30 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Brenda Brooks Magee, age 74, of 201 Circle Street, died Sunday, May 5, 2024, at her home.
Published: Friday, May 10th, 2024 @ 3:29 pm
By: Announcements
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The Russian government has arrested a dual U.S. citizen on treason charges for donating a small amount of money to a Ukrainian charity.
Published: Friday, March 1st, 2024 @ 11:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Critics are raving after First Lady Dr. Jill Biden shared a delightful video of a charming White House Christmas dance performed by none other than the twin girls from The Shining.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 8:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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First Panhellenic endowment is tribute to sisterhood
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 11:36 pm
By: ECU News Services
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The couple whose gender reveal party caused a massive fire in El Dorado, California, back in 2020 has reached a plea agreement.
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 11:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Socorro Muro Montes, de 82 años, residente de Pantego, NC, falleció el domingo 21 de enero de 2024, en el Hospital Beaufort de ECU Health.
Published: Monday, January 29th, 2024 @ 8:41 am
By: Announcements
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Former President Donald Trump said Tuesday after an appeals court hearing that if he is denied immunity from prosecution, President Joe Biden would be “ripe for indictment.”
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 9:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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With Chinese President Xi Jinping arriving for a heavily publicized visit to the Bay Area, California Governor Gavin Newsom ordered officials to deploy a giant can of Febreze and spray the entire city in an effort to mask the overpowering smell of human feces.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 10:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Locke produces award-winning short film on the 1898 Wilmington Coup
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 3:30 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Local mom Marcia Merrick decided to schedule family pictures with an expensive photographer as it had been far too long since they had all screamed at each other in abject rage.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 10:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Retired Air Force Maj. David Grusch, a former U.S. intelligence and military official who claims the government is covering up a UFO retrieval program, said he gained “firsthand access” to information that he cannot discuss publicly.
Published: Wednesday, December 20th, 2023 @ 8:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Excitement is at an all-time high as The Daily Wire gets ready to unleash its kids' streaming programming platform Bentkey on unsuspecting Americans.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 10:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As part of a new initiative to provide public services to minority groups in need, California Governor Gavin Newsom has promised the state's new "Ebony Alert" system for black people will be "separate but equal."
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 7:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Tommy “Tom” Wayne Holder, age 72, a resident of Pinetown, NC died Friday November 24, 2023, at his home.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 8:32 am
By: Announcements
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According to Chief Counselor Gríma Wormtongue, King Théoden is doing more than any other king to stop orc invasions and everyone really needs to stop bothering him about it.
Published: Sunday, November 26th, 2023 @ 1:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In the Pines, a John Locke Foundation-produced short film based on the 1898 insurrection that toppled Wilmington’s elected local government, recently won Best Film and two other awards at the Golden Hour Film Festival in Morganton.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 7:30 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Women scientists wrapped up a comprehensive study this week, concluding an animal's cuteness increases up to four hundred percent with each missing limb the animal incurs.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 7:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The foundations of Christendom were rocked to their very core this week after local atheist Chaz Piddington noted that Christians eat shellfish and wear mixed fabrics.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 10:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Shoppers observed a woman frantically buying up all pumpkin-shaped kitchen items at a local Home Goods store this week after falling for the oldest "You Have This But It's Not Shaped Like An Adorable Fall Pumpkin" marketing trick in the book.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 1:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With the war against Russia still raging, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has announced a new incentive program to encourage women to enlist in the Ukrainian military, with each woman who signs up receiving a free pumpkin spice latte.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 12:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The North Carolina Institute for Constitutional Law backs plaintiffs challenging the funding arrangement of Greenville's now-dismantled red-light camera enforcement program.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 1:51 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Four voters urge the NC Supreme Court to allow a defamation case to proceed against lawyers who worked to boost Gov. Pat McCrory's campaign after the 2016 election.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 8:43 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Attendees at this weekend's popular Renaissance Faire kept with the spirit of the event by not wearing deodorant or taking a shower before donning heavy tunics and cloaks in the 90-plus degree weather.
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 4:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mrs. Dorothy Eudora Wilson Egli, age 94, a resident of Washington died Tuesday, October 17, 2023, at her home with her family by her side.
Published: Friday, October 27th, 2023 @ 11:32 am
By: Announcements
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According to the results of a survey conducted among married women, over 100% of wives are waiting for feedback about the funny videos they sent their husbands at any given time. Statisticians posit that any husband reading this article, therefore, should check his phone immediately.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 10:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Immigrants are now nearly 14% of America.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 4:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A young Finnish child was suddenly imbued with the incredible powers of advanced age and dementia Thursday after being bitten by a stray American president.
Published: Saturday, September 16th, 2023 @ 3:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A massive fire, fueled by strong winds from a nearby hurricane, has engulfed the historic Hawaiian town of Lahaina on the island of Maui.
Published: Tuesday, September 5th, 2023 @ 11:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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Satan was reportedly pleased this past weekend after an adorable little baby unintentionally served his dark will by distracting people in the pew behind him at a local church and preventing them from hearing the sermon.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 11:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Secretary of the Interior Deb Haaland today applauded President Biden’s designation of the Emmett Till and Mamie Till-Mobley National Monument, which protects three historic sites in Illinois and Mississippi that will help tell a more complete story of our country’s history.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 12:05 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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