HALLE, DUCHY OF MADEBURG — A band of rowdy concert-goers took to heckling Baroque master George Frederich Handel and his orchestra at the group's reunion tour over the weekend.
Published: Friday, January 19th, 2024 @ 2:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Baptist Publishing House has announced the publication of a new English translation of the Bible, the New Baptist Version or NBV, which helpfully replaces all instances of the word ‘hell' with ‘heck'.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 12:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Billions of people across the globe instantly converted to belief in God after witnessing the utter destruction of the Houston Astros on Monday night.
Published: Wednesday, December 13th, 2023 @ 2:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Oscar winner Susan Sarandon has been dumped by her agency UTA after making incendiary comments about Jews in the wake of the Hamas massacre of Israelis on October 7, according to a new report from Page Six.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 6:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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'Don't minimize the experience of Jewish Americans"
Published: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023 @ 11:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Amazing Grace
Published: Tuesday, September 5th, 2023 @ 11:47 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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I have long felt that Greg Lake / Pete Sinfield 's "I believe in Father Christmas" is one of the more creative modern Christmas songs created in my lifetime. I have never been a huge fan of Emerson, Lake and Palmer, but I am a big fan of Greg Lake's ode to the British Santa.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 12:57 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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“Saturday Night Live” has added its first “non-binary” cast member, and no, it’s not just a return of Pat.
Published: Saturday, October 8th, 2022 @ 2:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Alec Baldwin took a swipe at fellow “Saturday Night Live” star Rob Schneider after the comedian said the show was “over” the day it reacted to Hillary Clinton’s presidential loss with no punch line.
Published: Wednesday, September 14th, 2022 @ 11:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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Superstar Rob Schneider shared what he said was the exact moment that “Saturday Night Live,” as he knew it, was “over”: the day the sketch-comedy show reacted to Hillary Clinton’s presidential loss with no punch line.
Published: Friday, September 9th, 2022 @ 11:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After hearing another cry to the Almighty over a broken McDonald's ice cream machine, the Lord sent an angel to reassure believers that in Christ's Kingdom the machines will at least work the majority of the time.
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 7:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Scholars have finally confirmed that it's not necessary to say a blessing for pre-meal chips and salsa, as they were already blessed in eternity past before the foundations of the world.
Published: Friday, August 19th, 2022 @ 5:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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‘Hallelujah!’: Actress Kimberly Elise Celebrates Overturning Of Roe V. Wade, Social Media Gets Nasty“Diary of a Mad Black Woman” actress Kimberly Elise celebrated the overturning of Roe v. Wade, and was quickly swarmed with hate.
Published: Saturday, July 9th, 2022 @ 6:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, local man Dave Smithers was struggling to afford food for his July 4th barbecue due to food prices being up over 3272% this season.
Published: Wednesday, July 6th, 2022 @ 3:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The head of the American Federation of Teachers, Randi Weingarten, is panicked that the policies of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will trigger parents to pluck their children out of public schools, where Weingarten can spread their leftist messaging, and place them in private schools.
Published: Friday, October 29th, 2021 @ 7:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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Yes, the N.C. Court of Appeals just upheld the state’s voter ID constitutional amendment.
Published: Thursday, September 17th, 2020 @ 4:17 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Pastors will tell you they count on a full church at Christmas and Easter Sunday. Except for this year.
Published: Thursday, April 9th, 2020 @ 1:38 am
By: Tom Campbell
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Our wish is that faith and family are strengthened this holiday season and that each of us sees one another not as enemies but as friends, even when the situation would make it very hard to do so.
Published: Thursday, December 26th, 2019 @ 3:33 pm
By: Diane Rufino
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This year's reading was offered by none other than Chris Pratt from Marvel's "Guardians of the Galaxy."
Published: Tuesday, December 4th, 2018 @ 6:07 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Paul Tine is now unaffiliated. UN-A-FFIL-I-ATED. Rest easy. Sleep well. Go on about your business. He's courageously gone off all by himself (favoring ObamaCare, opposing school choice, but caucusing with the GOP).
Published: Sunday, January 18th, 2015 @ 12:33 am
By: Brant Clifton
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Exhausted legislators finally saw the closing gavel and heard the fat lady sing the "sine die," followed quickly by the Hallelujah chorus striking up the perennial tune, "There has to be a better way to run a state."
Published: Monday, August 25th, 2014 @ 6:29 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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Remember back when we had this congressional "11th hour" standoff, and if they did do as they were advised by Candidate Obama, then the Candidate and his minions would teach the Republicans a political lesson that they would not soon forget. Well, we're there now.
Published: Monday, September 30th, 2013 @ 9:53 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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I am not always Mr. Negative (as some folks like to claim). I'll hand out kudos to folks who do good things.
Published: Sunday, June 16th, 2013 @ 11:33 am
By: Brant Clifton
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The economy MUST be fixed. The nimrods in the mainstream media are going on and on about the oral arguments on gay marriage at The U.S. Supreme Court -- as though the world's survival hangs in the balance.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2013 @ 9:00 pm
By: Brant Clifton
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I hope the teenagers who gathered at N.C. Central University were attentive, not just excited, when former Def Jam Records president Kevin Liles stepped to the stage to give the keynote address at the Summer Youth Business and Entrepreneurship Academy.
Published: Friday, August 17th, 2012 @ 9:08 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Glenn Beck had a dream. He thought that if Americans can unite in order to restore honor to our nation, it would be the first step in taking our country back.
Published: Wednesday, September 1st, 2010 @ 12:38 am
By: Diane Rufino
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The Story of the best pulp fiction writer in "The Whole Wide World" was a whale of a tale. Pulp fiction writer Robert Ervin Howard, who in life was successful in the most difficult of times.
Published: Tuesday, May 4th, 2010 @ 10:54 am
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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