AUSTIN, TX — In addition to all of the exciting features already announced for the Cybrertruck, Tesla has now unveiled a new deployable front scoop to easily remove climate protesters blocking the road.
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 11:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
I reckon one could always argue that ignorance rests in the eyes of the beholder, but, I'm not taking that bet ... not in these Orwellian times, when so few of our fellow travelers know so little of what is real, and far too much of what otherwise might be terminally fake.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 9:02 am
By: Stan Deatherage
|
Pastor Donald Rogers of Second Baptist Birmingham started today's service by unveiling a new church disclaimer that any lyrics about lifting up your hands should be understood as strictly metaphorical.
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 7:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
A Satan-worshipping cult of pedophiles is blackmailing girls into cutting themselves — but the FBI didn’t seem interested in that so much as the fact that one of its members once used the n-word, a Daily Wire investigation found.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 1:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
|
President Biden has approved an emergency shipment of $40 billion worth of drugs be airdropped to stranded revelers at the Burning Man Festival.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 3:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
With the actors' strike threatening to halt filming, the producers of Snow White decided to replace the dwarves with seven people chosen at random from a San Francisco homeless camp.
Published: Saturday, July 22nd, 2023 @ 9:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
Actor Treat Williams, who made it big in Hollywood starring as doomed hippies George Berger in ‘Hair’ and went on to play dozens of film and TV roles over the ensuing decades, has died at the age of 71, following his involvement in a motorcycle crash.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 11:21 am
By: Daily Wire
|
Terror has rocked a small Moblin treehouse community after Gary L., a beloved Moblin relaxing by the campfire was slain by a wandering psychopath.
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 11:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
“The Chosen” star Jonathan Roumie had a hilarious reaction to the news that his new faith-based movie “Jesus Revolution” landed in the top 3 spot at the box office over the weekend.
Published: Friday, March 10th, 2023 @ 8:54 am
By: Daily Wire
|
With people across the country pinching pennies to deal with runaway inflation, several reports suggest that cutting your own hair can save you from looking like you spent money on a haircut.
Published: Wednesday, November 16th, 2022 @ 12:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
In “Politics & The English Language,” George Orwell warns writers to avoid using dying metaphors that have lost “all evocative power.” For example, making fun of hippie liberals for getting a “degree in underwater basketweaving” is now a bit outdated.
Published: Thursday, November 10th, 2022 @ 2:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
|
First Pelosi, now Hobbs
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 9:42 am
By: John Steed
|
Due to the influx of new residents from Liberal states, DeSantis has signed an order outlawing man-buns before they can infect the proud and masculine culture of Florida.
Published: Saturday, July 23rd, 2022 @ 11:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
|
President Biden awarded the Medal of Freedom to Megan Rapinoe today, but was devastated to learn that her pink hair doesn't actually smell like strawberries.
Published: Monday, July 11th, 2022 @ 10:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
Multiple independent reports have confirmed that Portland resident Allie Peck has become the laughingstock of her drum circle this week after she pulled up in a Subaru with an embarrassingly low 48 stickers on the back.
Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 1:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
An addiction doctor for actor Johnny Depp addressed past text messages from the “Pirates of the Caribbean” actor while testifying Monday in the defamation trial against actress Amber Heard, Depp’s ex.
Published: Friday, April 22nd, 2022 @ 1:39 am
By: Daily Wire
|
Did you know that your morning beverage of choice can predict your political leanings with 100% accuracy? Don't look it up—just trust us, it's a totally real thing.
Published: Monday, April 11th, 2022 @ 11:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
|
My first exposure to Bob Dylan was in 1963
Published: Tuesday, January 11th, 2022 @ 11:15 pm
By: Bobby Tony
|
Some songs are performance songs and some songs are just there for you to cry in you beer songs. Bob Dylan wrote both types during his pre-mailing it in days.
Published: Wednesday, January 5th, 2022 @ 8:12 pm
By: Bobby Tony
|
Infrequent Screenwriter / Director Cameron Crowe made another indelible mark in this film about himself, and how he did, or may would have interacted with notable Rock 'n' Roll artists, who humorously struggle to become dysfunctional Rock 'n' Roll stars.
Published: Thursday, December 30th, 2021 @ 2:53 pm
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
|
"Forrest Gump" is one of the five best films ever made. It is the best of American art ... in scope, in tone, in message.
Published: Wednesday, December 29th, 2021 @ 9:51 pm
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
|
As Bob Dylan celebrates his 80th birthday this week, Kyle Smith of National Review Online notes an interesting piece of the singer-songwriter’s legacy.
Published: Tuesday, June 8th, 2021 @ 9:38 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
|
Our fathers and mothers were made of sterner stuff.
Published: Friday, May 8th, 2020 @ 3:42 am
By: LifeZette
|
On Tuesday, musician Miley Cyrus teamed up with Marc Jacobs to promote abortion and pump money into taxpayer-funded abortion mill Planned Parenthood with raunchy images of the 26-year-old and sweatshirt sales.
Published: Wednesday, June 12th, 2019 @ 10:21 am
By: Daily Wire
|
Music Icons who have passed in 2016 - Musical footnotes of the past
Published: Tuesday, March 21st, 2017 @ 1:21 am
By: Bobby Tony
|
Leon Russell is one of the acts of my generation that I saw on multiple occasions, and every show was an experience, usually involving an extensive band, a white baby grand piano, and Leon clothed in a white suit, his pre-mature graying hair and beard flowing.
Published: Wednesday, November 16th, 2016 @ 2:56 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
|
Regarding the great deluge of September 21, 2016; one day removed from the great deluge of September 20, 2016, the perspective of my immediate world is a bit muddied.
Published: Saturday, October 1st, 2016 @ 1:45 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
|
It began, remarkably enough, as the national political convention that would be normal, far out-distancing the abnormality of the Republican national convention, one week earlier, where the luminaries of past presidents and political competitors did not show up to nominate Donald J. Trump.
Published: Friday, August 12th, 2016 @ 2:21 am
By: Stan Deatherage
|
Dozens of Democrats from both Houses of the U.S. Congress ended their media-encouraged sit-in after 25-hours of sitting on the floor of the House of Representatives on Friday afternoon
Published: Tuesday, July 5th, 2016 @ 10:23 pm
By: Jim Kouri
|
What IS a Republican? Is it merely someone who marks an 'R' on their voter registration card? Is it someone who seeks to protect the common people from the excesses of government bureaucracy?
Published: Wednesday, January 6th, 2016 @ 11:51 am
By: Brant Clifton
|
Thanks to a grassroots uproar, the whole solar subsidies scam got sideswiped and derailed.
Published: Sunday, October 11th, 2015 @ 12:11 am
By: Brant Clifton
|