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claimed defamation to try to intimidate conservative media
Published: Sunday, May 25th, 2025 @ 2:23 pm
By: John Steed
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state governments are assisting in pushing these measures
Published: Friday, May 23rd, 2025 @ 8:47 am
By: John Steed
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A bridge was built between two worlds today as a grateful gender studies graduate artfully wrote "Thank You" in latte art for a plumber who paid for her student loans.
Published: Thursday, February 29th, 2024 @ 12:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As President Joe Biden celebrated his 81st birthday, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre made the bold pronouncement that Biden is officially the youngest president in the nation's history.
Published: Sunday, January 28th, 2024 @ 12:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The nominees for the 2024 Golden Globes were announced Monday morning.
Published: Monday, January 1st, 2024 @ 3:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A college graduate with a very expensive Master's degree in Ancient Sumerian Poetry wrote a massive check to a plumber this week, prompting him to question every decision he's made in his adult life.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 8:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Plumbing experts have determined that screaming, "No!! No, dear heavens, no!!!" is the most effective method of addressing an overflowing toilet.
Published: Monday, October 23rd, 2023 @ 3:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a massive escalation, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has set up incredibly angry Thwomp Traps at the U.S.-Mexico border to deter illegal immigrants.
Published: Sunday, October 8th, 2023 @ 4:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a momentous announcement from NASA headquarters, NASA officials have committed to planting a Pride flag on the moon by the year 2030.
Published: Saturday, August 5th, 2023 @ 3:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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“Just put a family that’s been through hell through more of this… when is the healing going to begin?”
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 5:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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A local man found himself in a jam when his toilet failed to flush yesterday morning. Rather than call a professional plumber to fix the issue, the man called upon the entire backlog of plumbing knowledge he has accumulated during his life: jiggling the toilet handle.
Published: Tuesday, May 30th, 2023 @ 12:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Republican Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson said that he doesn’t consider himself a politician but rather a public servant, as he delivered the Republican response to Gov. Roy Cooper’s final State of the State address on Monday night.
Published: Friday, March 24th, 2023 @ 3:21 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Eight months after an Illinois woman reported her husband missing, she found him dead in their home.
Published: Thursday, March 23rd, 2023 @ 1:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local Plumber Mario and his brother Luigi were arrested on hate crime charges during a Special Cup Tournament in which they left unsightly skid marks on Rainbow Road.
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Hello, I’m your Lt. Governor Mark Robinson and it’s my honor to address you tonight
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 11:07 am
By: Governor's Office
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Local man Robert Thurdriftle took the day off work to tackle some of the 74 different things he had to do but, after puzzling about what to do first, eventually settled on doing nothing.
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 11:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Plumbers across the country are advising voting stations to perform common-sense pipe inspections ahead of midterm elections in light of a bombshell new report that speculates water pipes are so excited for midterms "they could just burst."
Published: Monday, November 7th, 2022 @ 1:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It can be hard to bother voting, especially when every election that hasn't gone your way has been rigged. But don't give up; you can do plenty to keep our elections safe and fair.
Published: Thursday, November 3rd, 2022 @ 8:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After receiving his Halloween costume in the mail early and trying it on, local child Ryden Hollister declared boldly that he would not be removing the costume for the next 8 weeks.
Published: Thursday, September 15th, 2022 @ 7:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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THE PRESIDENT: Hello, Milwaukee! (Applause.) My name is Joe Biden. I am Jill Biden’s husband.
Published: Wednesday, September 14th, 2022 @ 4:06 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Hard-working iron workers in south-central Pennsylvania have no patience for President Biden’s $500 billion student loan giveaway, and they spoke out against what they feel is the unfairness of the plan.
Published: Friday, September 9th, 2022 @ 10:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Architect of the Capitol’s (AOC’s) director of Diversity, Inclusion and Dispute Resolution, Elizabeth Buday, violated government ethics and policies when seeking “training for the entire AOC workforce,” an inspector general (IG) report released Tuesday found.
Published: Monday, September 5th, 2022 @ 12:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Fox News host Jesse Watters unloaded on President Joe Biden over his administration’s plan to cancel up to $10,000 in student loan debt for many borrowers.
Published: Friday, August 26th, 2022 @ 10:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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Knick-knack wealth redistribution is back!
Published: Thursday, August 25th, 2022 @ 2:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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White House sources say President Biden expressed sadness upon hearing that the nice blonde nurse who always follows him around every day has come down with COVID.
Published: Monday, August 22nd, 2022 @ 1:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The love is gone for Democrat Mayor Lori Lightfoot of Chicago — at least from some members of the first union to endorse her in 2019.
Published: Sunday, June 12th, 2022 @ 11:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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Monkeypox is here! EVERYONE PANIC! You thought COVID wasn't a big deal?
Published: Monday, May 30th, 2022 @ 4:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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At the suggestion of his agent, his team of attorneys, and his plumber, Johnny Depp had bird spikes installed on his bed to prevent Amber Heard from pooping in it.
Published: Friday, May 20th, 2022 @ 6:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"Turn in the Tesla; sell the dog. I’ll buy it at half price."
Published: Tuesday, May 10th, 2022 @ 8:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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“They see us as people who write about them as hicks and losers and idiots and who are not on their side.”
Published: Friday, April 1st, 2022 @ 1:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Jack Orchard called his son over the weekend and left a voicemail on his phone when he didn't answer.
Published: Thursday, March 31st, 2022 @ 11:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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