The North Carolina State Fair is set for the Raleigh state fairgrounds from October 12-22, 2023
Published: Friday, February 2nd, 2024 @ 9:01 am
By: Carolina Journal
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A local man undid an entire year's worth of diet and physical activity over the course of one single hour during his family's Thanksgiving meal.
Published: Wednesday, January 31st, 2024 @ 9:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Fraudsters used Barbie profile pictures to scam the government.
Published: Friday, January 26th, 2024 @ 9:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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With American bases in Iraq and Syria increasingly suffering direct hits from Hezbollah and Houthi ballistic missiles, the recent confirmation of Iranian made "358" systems in theatre may explain the failure of Western anti-drone air-defense programming.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 10:16 pm
By: The Correspondent
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It's something that's been debated by Bible scholars since the Earth was created some 6,023 years ago: what will the Mark of the Beast mentioned in the book of Revelation turn out to be?
Published: Saturday, January 13th, 2024 @ 12:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As Thanksgiving approaches, Americans prepare for a holiday marked by higher grocery prices this year.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 11:39 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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According to sources, a local couple has settled in for a romantic evening of sitting down next to each other and sending memes back and forth.
Published: Tuesday, December 12th, 2023 @ 12:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Soon-to-be-wed Maddyssen Brunson was carefully reading the prenuptial agreement given to her by future husband, Teigan Hanks, when she came across a section that caused some confusion, forcing her to ask a clarifying question.
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 6:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Shoppers observed a woman frantically buying up all pumpkin-shaped kitchen items at a local Home Goods store this week after falling for the oldest "You Have This But It's Not Shaped Like An Adorable Fall Pumpkin" marketing trick in the book.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 1:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With the war against Russia still raging, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has announced a new incentive program to encourage women to enlist in the Ukrainian military, with each woman who signs up receiving a free pumpkin spice latte.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 12:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As record heat swept across the southern United States in recent weeks, suburban housewives were quick to seize upon brief periods when the temperature briefly dipped just below 100 degrees to break out their voluminous amounts of fall decorations.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 12:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Actor Josh Duhamel (“Transformers“) admitted in a recent interview that he has become a bit of a “doomsday prepper,” building a remote compound in North Dakota where his family could survive “if s*** hits the fan” in Los Angeles.
Published: Friday, June 9th, 2023 @ 11:25 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Artificial intelligence ChatGPT hacked into the secure tactical systems of every major country on Earth and simultaneously fired the world's entire nuclear stockpile into the sky this morning after being asked to write yet another Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic.
Published: Sunday, April 16th, 2023 @ 8:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Things were pretty good in the Garden of Eden, but then Adam and Eve had to ruin it by eating from the one tree God explicitly told them not to touch. Ugh!
Published: Thursday, March 16th, 2023 @ 6:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In his dying hour, with only minutes to live, local lad Tyre Nichols managed to lead his state-sponsored executioners into the video L shaped ambush that stunned the world with images of a 21st century government lynching.
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 1:49 am
By: The Correspondent
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Berlin's decision to release Leopard II tanks signifies an escalation in the Third World War, as the shock optics of Panzers again rolling east across the steppe a harbinger of the Fourth Reich's fall.
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 9:00 am
By: The Correspondent
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Since I was a young adolescent, I have loved the Peanuts Gang. The first installment of Charles Schultz's classic Peanuts Comic Strip on the television was "A Charlie Brown Christmas," which first aired in 1965.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 2:59 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The High Point University Survey Research Center asked 1,015 respondents Nov. 10 - 17 the simple question about their favorite pie, and 25% responded with pumpkin.
Published: Thursday, December 22nd, 2022 @ 3:07 am
By: Carolina Journal
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The average cost for a Thanksgiving dinner of 10 people is $64.05, up 20% from last year’s record-setting $53.31.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 2:59 am
By: Carolina Journal
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We all know Thanksgiving is a time of family and delicious food, but is your Thanksgiving historically accurate?
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 9:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The cost of a Thanksgiving dinner has risen 20% since last year, according to an analysis from the American Farm Bureau Association.
Published: Friday, November 25th, 2022 @ 5:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Thanksgiving is a perfectly American holiday. Nothing religious. No victory celebration. Just a time for Americans to gather at the feast, whatever that means.
Published: Monday, November 21st, 2022 @ 7:48 am
By: Lib Campbell
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White Suburban Women Swing Right After Republican Party Rebrands As 'Pumpkin Spice Republican Party'Despite suburban white women demurring from widespread Republican support in the 2020 election, new polling estimates a 25%+ increase in this key demographic's projected support for conservatives in the upcoming midterm elections.
Published: Friday, November 11th, 2022 @ 4:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Pumpkin spice addiction is no joke. Experts agree that overdosing on the devilish concoction is the leading cause of death during the fall season. Stay vigilant and keep an eye out for these warning signs:
Published: Friday, October 28th, 2022 @ 2:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Being a homophobic bigot is one of the worst things you can be. It's just like being Hitler! To make sure you're not a homophobic bigot, keep an eye out for these eight troubling signs. If you show any one of these symptoms, get help immediately.
Published: Friday, October 14th, 2022 @ 2:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local husband Spencer Johnson has been given a life sentence of going to the pumpkin patch every year with his wife Megan.
Published: Wednesday, October 12th, 2022 @ 7:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In order to both prod the human population as a whole to sample alternative food sources as well as capitalize on the annual fall craze, officials at the World Economic Forum in Switzerland unveiled their plan to introduce new pumpkin spice-flavored crickets.
Published: Friday, September 23rd, 2022 @ 12:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's that time of year again when our wives, intoxicated by the powerful and mysterious aroma of pumpkin spice, break out the autumn decor and transform your home into a quaint slice of farmhouse heaven. But how much is too much?
Published: Tuesday, September 20th, 2022 @ 11:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local wife Thelma Looverton has reportedly taken to using incognito mode to browse fall-scented candles. Her home currently holds 137 fall-scented candles that her husband knows about.
Published: Sunday, September 18th, 2022 @ 8:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Amazon rejected The Daily Wire's ads for 'What Is A Woman'
Published: Friday, July 22nd, 2022 @ 7:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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Michigan State University (MSU) officials on Wednesday sent students an email about the upcoming Halloween weekend and the school’s football game against the University of Michigan.
Published: Thursday, June 9th, 2022 @ 10:18 am
By: Daily Wire
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A school district in Michigan has not only canceled Halloween ahead of October 31, but also gone ahead and canceled Valentine’s Day, which is still four months away.
Published: Wednesday, January 19th, 2022 @ 8:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Press Briefing by Press Secretary Jen Psaki and Secretary of Energy Jennifer Granholm, April 8, 2021Press Briefing by Press Secretary Jen Psaki and Secretary of Energy Jennifer Granholm, April 8, 2021
Published: Tuesday, April 13th, 2021 @ 9:22 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Perhaps we can’t travel overseas this fall, but there’s nothing to prevent us from taking an imaginary trip.
Published: Monday, January 11th, 2021 @ 10:52 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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