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Pennsylvania voters are on the edge of their seats today as Senate Candidate Mehmet Oz has promised to reveal one weird trick to getting crushed in a Senate race by a violent stroke victim.
Pennsylvania voters are on the edge of their seats today as Senate Candidate Mehmet Oz has promised to reveal one weird trick to getting crushed in a Senate race by a violent stroke victim.
 
Dr. Fauci is throwing in the towel on public health like an absolute quitter. But don't count on the good doctor to fade into obscurity. He's just getting started on his second act.
Dr. Fauci is throwing in the towel on public health like an absolute quitter. But don't count on the good doctor to fade into obscurity. He's just getting started on his second act.
 
In a breakthrough discovery, child scientists have revealed that the most critical time of the day for hydration is after they have been tucked in and kissed goodnight.
In a breakthrough discovery, child scientists have revealed that the most critical time of the day for hydration is after they have been tucked in and kissed goodnight.
 
CNN has pushed out Reliable Sources host Brian Stelter, marking the launch of a complete rebrand for the network as they reposition themselves to report actual news and earn the trust of their viewers.
CNN has pushed out Reliable Sources host Brian Stelter, marking the launch of a complete rebrand for the network as they reposition themselves to report actual news and earn the trust of their viewers.
 
Discarded U-Haul trucks abandoned by Californians immigrating to Texas have been repurposed as over 600 miles of new border wall along the America/Mexico border. Governor Greg Abbott confirmed that the wall is already cutting down on illegal immigration and California immigration since
Discarded U-Haul trucks abandoned by Californians immigrating to Texas have been repurposed as over 600 miles of new border wall along the America/Mexico border. Governor Greg Abbott confirmed that the wall is already cutting down on illegal immigration and California immigration since
 
Dr. Anthony Fauci announced his impending retirement today while millions of beagle puppies ran for cover, hid under sofas, and cowered in fear.
Dr. Anthony Fauci announced his impending retirement today while millions of beagle puppies ran for cover, hid under sofas, and cowered in fear.
 
CDC Director Rochelle Walensky spoke at a press briefing Monday in which she acknowledged an apparent link between those who believe in high-level government shadow conspiracies and not having myocarditis.
CDC Director Rochelle Walensky spoke at a press briefing Monday in which she acknowledged an apparent link between those who believe in high-level government shadow conspiracies and not having myocarditis.
 
In a landmark decision announced this week, the Supreme Court ruled that a Pennsylvania public restroom installer had acted with criminal intent against males who want to relieve themselves with adequate protection from chatty, curious neighbors.
In a landmark decision announced this week, the Supreme Court ruled that a Pennsylvania public restroom installer had acted with criminal intent against males who want to relieve themselves with adequate protection from chatty, curious neighbors.
 
The entire world is in a panic this morning at the news that Dr. Fauci, the living embodiment of science itself, will be retiring in December.
The entire world is in a panic this morning at the news that Dr. Fauci, the living embodiment of science itself, will be retiring in December.
 
Ever done something so completely bizarre and embarrassing, you feel like no one else could possibly relate?
Ever done something so completely bizarre and embarrassing, you feel like no one else could possibly relate?
 
Local man Alan Roddick skipped church this morning to go out for a nice brunch and spent the whole meal secretly judging all the heathens at the restaurant who don't go to church.
Local man Alan Roddick skipped church this morning to go out for a nice brunch and spent the whole meal secretly judging all the heathens at the restaurant who don't go to church.
 
A new study discovered that although scores of leftists are demanding something be done to combat overpopulation, not a single one has volunteered to die first.
A new study discovered that although scores of leftists are demanding something be done to combat overpopulation, not a single one has volunteered to die first.
 
Local parents Kevin and Cyndi Thompson continue to idiotically resist the overpowering, siren call of the minivan.
Local parents Kevin and Cyndi Thompson continue to idiotically resist the overpowering, siren call of the minivan.
 
The Pentagon has announced they will be making the new Monkeypox vaccine mandatory, but just for the Navy.
The Pentagon has announced they will be making the new Monkeypox vaccine mandatory, but just for the Navy.
 
According to sources, local CPA Jefferson O'Malley recently purchased a $1,000 driver that would "totally fix his game."
According to sources, local CPA Jefferson O'Malley recently purchased a $1,000 driver that would "totally fix his game."
 
In response to the rising cases of random New Yorkers being sucker-punched by thugs, Mayor Eric Adams has instituted a new city ordinance requiring citizens who leave their home to wear protective helmets.
In response to the rising cases of random New Yorkers being sucker-punched by thugs, Mayor Eric Adams has instituted a new city ordinance requiring citizens who leave their home to wear protective helmets.
 
Christian Nationalism is a Satanic movement in which Christians love America and vote for Republicans.
Christian Nationalism is a Satanic movement in which Christians love America and vote for Republicans.
 
Experts in attendance at Friday's International Conference on Metaphysics and Theology were wowed as a panel on Jesus' miracles concluded that the miracle of feeding 5,000 people with "five little loaves and two little fish" was made possible thanks to Olive Garden's breadsticks.
Experts in attendance at Friday's International Conference on Metaphysics and Theology were wowed as a panel on Jesus' miracles concluded that the miracle of feeding 5,000 people with "five little loaves and two little fish" was made possible thanks to Olive Garden's breadsticks.
 
Ukrainian President and American pop culture icon Volodymyr Zelensky made another emotional plea today for additional U.S. funding to help his country's war efforts against Russia.
Ukrainian President and American pop culture icon Volodymyr Zelensky made another emotional plea today for additional U.S. funding to help his country's war efforts against Russia.
 
According to sources close to the Biden Administration, President Biden responded to seeing Trump's jump in poll numbers by ordering the FBI to raid his house too.
According to sources close to the Biden Administration, President Biden responded to seeing Trump's jump in poll numbers by ordering the FBI to raid his house too.
 
It seems Disney+ spared no expense in the making of She-Hulk: Attorney At Law. According to sources, showrunners employed the latest CGI techniques to make it look like a woman can be a real lawyer.
It seems Disney+ spared no expense in the making of She-Hulk: Attorney At Law. According to sources, showrunners employed the latest CGI techniques to make it look like a woman can be a real lawyer.
 
According to sources, a local man who is apparently unfamiliar with people believes people are basically good.
According to sources, a local man who is apparently unfamiliar with people believes people are basically good.
 
This week, thousands of kindergartners across the U.S. are being dropped off at their local public school for their first day of grooming.
This week, thousands of kindergartners across the U.S. are being dropped off at their local public school for their first day of grooming.
 
According to sources local man Derrick Chatum has been putting on weight at an alarming rate.
 
Pope Francis issued a papal bull Thursday authorizing the production of a new HM-18X Assault Rosary.
Pope Francis issued a papal bull Thursday authorizing the production of a new HM-18X Assault Rosary.
 
As the water levels of Lake Mead continue to go down, more human remains are being found.
As the water levels of Lake Mead continue to go down, more human remains are being found.
 
Beloved CNN host of Reliable Sources Brian Stelter is being let go from the network after being accused of sexual misconduct by Mrs. Potato Head.
Beloved CNN host of Reliable Sources Brian Stelter is being let go from the network after being accused of sexual misconduct by Mrs. Potato Head.
 
According to sources, local mother Karen White had a talk with her struggling 14-year-old daughter who believes herself to be less pretty than her friends at school.
According to sources, local mother Karen White had a talk with her struggling 14-year-old daughter who believes herself to be less pretty than her friends at school.
 
Martin Luther nailed his famous "Disputation on the Power and Efficacy of Indulgences" or "Ninety-Five Theses" to the door of Wittenberg Castle church in 1517, forcing the Catholic Church to disband forever.
Martin Luther nailed his famous "Disputation on the Power and Efficacy of Indulgences" or "Ninety-Five Theses" to the door of Wittenberg Castle church in 1517, forcing the Catholic Church to disband forever.
 
President Joe Biden was loaded onto a convenient death cart Wednesday despite protests that he was not yet deceased.
President Joe Biden was loaded onto a convenient death cart Wednesday despite protests that he was not yet deceased.
 
Staff at Vertical Abundant Grace are scratching their heads wondering why there is little to no attendance at their most recent Men's Conference.
Staff at Vertical Abundant Grace are scratching their heads wondering why there is little to no attendance at their most recent Men's Conference.
 
Local man Bryan Smith confirmed to reporters from his local news station that he had not yet figured out what he was doing.
Local man Bryan Smith confirmed to reporters from his local news station that he had not yet figured out what he was doing.
 
Local man Walter Bishop is reportedly excited to find out whether he will soon be raided by the FBI or gunned down by the IRS.
Local man Walter Bishop is reportedly excited to find out whether he will soon be raided by the FBI or gunned down by the IRS.
 
According to sources, a local kindergarten teacher Marion Buntley helped to expand her young students' minds by asking them to draw a picture of what gender they want to be when they grow up.
According to sources, a local kindergarten teacher Marion Buntley helped to expand her young students' minds by asking them to draw a picture of what gender they want to be when they grow up.
 
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