I write a Blog. That does not mean I am smart. Miss Mental Midget is a Columnist. That does not mean she is smart.
Published: Sunday, July 24th, 2022 @ 8:50 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Pro-Abortion People demand that Abortions must be Safe but Safe for whom must it be? (As Obi-Wan Kenobi would say)
Published: Saturday, July 16th, 2022 @ 7:24 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Most of us have plans for the upcoming Memorial Day Weekend, but I wonder how many of those plans include anything to do with the true meaning of the day.
Published: Monday, May 30th, 2022 @ 1:10 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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According to the IRS the smart thing to do is to tell them if we have stolen but if we tell them we are stupid.
Published: Thursday, January 20th, 2022 @ 11:34 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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As I pondered what to write about for Christmas, I mentally thumbed through previous columns on Christmas music, Christmas cats, and Christmas trips.
Published: Wednesday, December 22nd, 2021 @ 12:51 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Ever since our 2014 vacation to Normandy and the D-Day sites, I think of Veterans Day in an entirely new light.
Published: Thursday, November 11th, 2021 @ 7:55 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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I know there’s a lot of snobbery when it comes to buffets, and that’s because many of them are terrible and attract shouty people in Ocean City 2017 shirts with buzzcut hicklet children named Colt, and whatnot.
Published: Thursday, August 5th, 2021 @ 7:31 pm
By: Jeff Kay
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I realize this is not Friday, and I know I haven't sent one of these in a while.
Published: Wednesday, August 4th, 2021 @ 4:48 pm
By: Jeff Kay
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If a Political Party is seen as the source income by the voters and the voters have become dependent upon that income the voters will want to keep that party in office.
Published: Sunday, August 1st, 2021 @ 12:57 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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You will never guess who Chris thinks would be a good Democratic Candidate in 2024.
Published: Thursday, July 29th, 2021 @ 11:37 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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We have got to save Guatemala, Honduras and El Salvador!...Or do we?
Published: Wednesday, July 7th, 2021 @ 4:59 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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My husband is passionate about WWII history and holds veterans from that war in the highest esteem.
Published: Wednesday, June 23rd, 2021 @ 5:04 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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She's always talking but she is not allowed to speak.
Published: Sunday, June 13th, 2021 @ 9:50 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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The Donald Was a Media Darling...Until He Wasn't
Published: Monday, June 7th, 2021 @ 8:51 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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John McCain was heard to say as he walked away from his sparsely attended meeting, "I should have known!"
Published: Tuesday, June 1st, 2021 @ 9:06 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Yes, it is legal to do that. Yes, you have every right to do that. Yes, everyone does that. However, if you do that, you are a Racist.
Published: Tuesday, May 25th, 2021 @ 6:18 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Should not our teachers be educated?
Published: Monday, May 24th, 2021 @ 5:30 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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John is trying to make Congress to take their work seriously but he is not getting anywhere.
Published: Saturday, May 22nd, 2021 @ 12:30 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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The Border Czar Is In The Back
Published: Tuesday, May 18th, 2021 @ 10:03 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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My plan, when I started this one, was to share one insane story from each of my main jobs throughout my life.
Published: Wednesday, May 12th, 2021 @ 11:25 am
By: Jeff Kay
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Last night I blew the full and utter ass out of another pair of my jeans.
Published: Wednesday, May 12th, 2021 @ 2:56 am
By: Jeff Kay
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What Facebook is doing is easy to understand...Or is it?
Published: Monday, May 10th, 2021 @ 11:00 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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It was like a miracle. I had just heard about him but I would have known him anywhere.
Published: Monday, May 10th, 2021 @ 2:36 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Hello, Surf Reporters! I'm currently listening to 'Candy-O' by The Cars. It's their second album, and I have a fondness for their first three.
Published: Sunday, May 2nd, 2021 @ 9:04 pm
By: Jeff Kay
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As you can see, I’m about 495 miles from Dunbar, WV — my hometown.
Published: Saturday, May 1st, 2021 @ 11:37 am
By: Jeff Kay
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A few days ago I saw a clickbait article that promised to rank the best “cheap” beers.
Published: Monday, March 22nd, 2021 @ 10:48 am
By: Jeff Kay
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Banjo takes over the keyboard once again
Published: Friday, March 19th, 2021 @ 7:46 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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I was told late in the day today that I’m needed at work early in the day tomorrow… so this one is going to be a quickie.
Published: Thursday, March 11th, 2021 @ 6:46 am
By: Jeff Kay
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Our President is being maligned because of his lack of intelligence but I know that dastardly accusation is completely unfounded!
Published: Tuesday, March 2nd, 2021 @ 9:56 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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I haven’t but I’m not much of a gambler.
Published: Sunday, February 14th, 2021 @ 8:00 pm
By: Jeff Kay
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The younger boy, as he’s known, came down to the bunker an hour or so ago and showed me the photo above on his phone.
Published: Saturday, February 13th, 2021 @ 10:04 am
By: Jeff Kay
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The Vaccines have many names but they ought to have Only One Name.
Published: Saturday, February 13th, 2021 @ 4:36 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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The main topic I was planning to write about is something that happened to me a half-dozen or so times when I was a kid.
Published: Friday, February 12th, 2021 @ 5:04 pm
By: Jeff Kay
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I’ve begun posting book reviews to BookBub and suddenly thought, “Why not share them with my BCN readers?”
Published: Wednesday, January 27th, 2021 @ 3:01 am
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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