Famed Christian apologist and professor Dr. William Lane Craig irrefutably proved God's existence today by simply pointing to a plate of freshly made fish tacos.
Published: Thursday, March 21st, 2024 @ 8:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Southwest Airlines, known for its humane "person of size" seating policy, was reportedly conned out of an entire row of seats by a Denver man who ate too many tacos. After some quick thinking, airline passenger Adrian Herald ate 17 tacos to score extra seating for free.
Published: Wednesday, February 28th, 2024 @ 10:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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When your wife is screaming like crazy as your progeny prepares to burst forth from her loins, it can be a bit hard to know what to say! Here is a handy list you can consult of the seven most helpful things to say to your wife while she is in labor:
Published: Saturday, February 10th, 2024 @ 9:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Eastern North Carolina has lots of history, beautiful nature, and different cultures. There are cute towns by the coast and lively cities. Anyone visiting can find lots of interesting things to see and do in this pretty part of...
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 11:48 am
By: Francesca
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Educators urged to go against the 'Israeli narrative,' teach students to be pro-Palestinian activists
Published: Tuesday, January 30th, 2024 @ 11:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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National fast-food chain Jack in the Box was forced to declare bankruptcy today immediately after news broke that hip hop artist Snoop Dogg announced he is giving up smoking weed.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 12:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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SAN DIEGO, CA — Following the passing of legislation to raise the minimum wage for fast food workers in California, San Diego-based restaurant chain Jack-In-The-Box has announced it will now be rolling out a special offer of two tacos for just $20.
Published: Friday, December 1st, 2023 @ 1:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's that "special time" of the month, your wife has that crazy look in her eyes, and you know your next words could be your last. What do you say?
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 11:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Savings to be reinvested in improving patient health and wellness
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 6:48 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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The most advanced Artificial Intelligence on the planet was declared an illiterate moron Monday after viewing CNN for just three hours, say sources.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 7:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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House Speaker Kevin McCarthy slammed CNN while speaking with reporters on Monday after the left-wing network said claims that the U.S. border was open was a “talking point.”
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 12:34 am
By: Daily Wire
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An ancient, wizened sage from a bygone era gathered a group of fascinated children around his knee to recount the Legend of the 29-cent Del Taco Value Taco.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 2:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Accreditations follow review of surgical outcomes data, medical records and internal processes
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 7:43 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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With a wedding hanging in the balance after running out of booze, Satan stepped up to miraculously turn water into Bud Light.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 11:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It has been scientifically proven that it's impossible to know what women want (and we all know you can't question science). In fact, there is usually a vast discrepancy between what men think women want and what women actually want.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 10:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With Title 42 set to expire tonight, First Lady Jill Biden was thrilled to hear that the country will soon be flooded with record numbers of breakfast tacos.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 8:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Every year on June 6, our nation pauses to remember the thousands of brave Americans and American allies who stormed the beaches of Normandy to launch the campaign to liberate Europe from the oppression and extermination by the Nazi regime in World War II.
Published: Tuesday, June 6th, 2023 @ 7:02 am
By: Diane Rufino
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Many Americans are growing worried over the looming financial crisis as banks continue to close down due to lack of funds, a dilemma that kicked off over the weekend with a run on Silicon Valley Bank.
Published: Thursday, March 23rd, 2023 @ 9:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Whoops. Shouldn’t have said “gunning” in that headline. That’s violent. Apologies.
Published: Saturday, February 25th, 2023 @ 11:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Brad Johnson has joined Faith Covenant's worship band, giving it the token forty-something balding guy it was sorely missing.
Published: Friday, February 10th, 2023 @ 10:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"...things they would typically revert back to, especially with identity politics, I don't think that it works the same against me."
Published: Monday, December 5th, 2022 @ 9:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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Chris Licht, CNN’s new chairman and CEO, announced Tuesday his first big hires for on-air talent at the network following the firings of some hard-left hyper partisan personalities with more dismissals expected.
Published: Thursday, September 22nd, 2022 @ 12:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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CNN attacked famed podcast host Joe Rogan in a statement on Thursday after Rogan called out the network recently for falsely claiming that he consumed horse dewormer.
Published: Tuesday, August 23rd, 2022 @ 8:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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First Lady Jill Biden dismissed a man who yelled criticisms of President Joe Biden’s performance in office, namely the sky-high gas prices across the country.
Published: Wednesday, August 3rd, 2022 @ 8:59 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A university vice president was recently fired after it was proven she discriminated against the campus police chief because of his political views.
Published: Tuesday, August 2nd, 2022 @ 9:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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First Lady Jill Biden hit her lowest approval level since President Joe Biden took office, dropping 24 points from last year, according to a new poll.
Published: Tuesday, August 2nd, 2022 @ 3:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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Cassy Garcia, a Republican running for Congress in Texas’ heavily Hispanic 28th district, showcased a new shirt Tuesday inspired by first lady Jill Biden’s recent comments comparing the diversity of the Hispanic community to breakfast tacos.
Published: Saturday, July 23rd, 2022 @ 12:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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First Lady Jill Biden compared members of the Hispanic community in the United States to tacos, flowers, and glorified convenience stores during a speech in San Antonio, Texas on Monday.
Published: Thursday, July 21st, 2022 @ 6:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a touching address to the American people this week, Biden acknowledged that many minorities are struggling in this economy, and vowed to work hard to help them, whether they are "black, yellow, or taco."
Published: Saturday, July 16th, 2022 @ 9:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, senior White House aides are still searching for a Biden they can send out in public following recent gaffes and federal crimes committed by Joe, Jill, and Hunter Biden.
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 5:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to recent polling data, the Americans described by Jill Biden as "breakfast tacos" are inexplicably switching to the Republican Party in record numbers.
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 11:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Jill Biden recently referred to Latino people as "Breakfast Tacos," eschewing the more politically correct term, "Brxxkfst Txcxs."
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 10:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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