Local forty-year-old man Jim Nathanson is still trying to come to grips with the tragic reality that he never had the chance to be on the kids' game show Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?.
Published: Thursday, March 14th, 2024 @ 7:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Overlooked in the chaotic situation that unfolded in recent days, Irish citizens made history as they engaged in violent rioting while completely sober for the first time ever.
Published: Saturday, February 3rd, 2024 @ 7:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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York Mobley Winstead, 31, of Indian Trail, NC, formerly of Washington, NC entered into eternal rest December 31, 2023.
Published: Friday, January 19th, 2024 @ 8:42 am
By: Announcements
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A local woman found herself torn between appreciating the copious amount of compliments you continually give her
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024 @ 12:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As the Islamic Entente seeks to destroy the state of Israel with a multi-spectral, multi-front war of annihilation, we are reminded of the scribbling of Fusion in July, 2001. He postulated that the new century would see "The Final Jihad" commence .
Published: Friday, November 3rd, 2023 @ 12:09 am
By: The Correspondent
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Facing near certain defeat in the West, Adolph Hitler rolled the bones one last time in December 1944 with a Winter strike through the Ardennes. A month before he swapped a loaded pair of dice into the game when he summoned Otto Skorzeny and tasked him with the execution of Unternehmen Greif.
Published: Thursday, October 26th, 2023 @ 11:00 am
By: The Correspondent
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ong time readers will recall Grandfather. Survivor of both The Little Big Horn and Rorke's Drift, his Balkan War adventures and tutelage in Port Arthur under Sidney Reilley were long behind him when he became a college football correspondent for the fledgling wire services.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 12:30 pm
By: The Correspondent
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With a wedding hanging in the balance after running out of booze, Satan stepped up to miraculously turn water into Bud Light.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 11:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Rule-loosening provisions — may soon be a reality across the state
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 1:26 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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A newly married couple had determined the Lord is directing them to wait a while to have children after they spent the past week volunteering to serve in Vacation Bible School at their church.
Published: Sunday, July 30th, 2023 @ 6:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Jason Aldean’s new music video for his song “Try That In A Small Town,” with anti-riot lyrics that slam leftist policies, has skyrocketed to the number one spot on the iTunes chart amid backlash against the singer.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 1:48 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a surprising twist, legendary country music star Garth Brooks has announced that his new bar will in fact be a gay bar, as they will be serving Bud Light.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 7:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Let's face it, getting good sleep can be tough these days! From the busyness of parenting fussy children to the stress of the day's news, there's always something keeping you awake.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 5:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Newly discovered scrolls have revealed new details regarding Mary and Joseph's fateful trip to Bethlehem to be registered by the Roman Empire.
Published: Monday, April 10th, 2023 @ 3:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Lenten season is upon us! Across America, people are giving things up for the next 40 days in preparation for Easter. Check out what the most common choice was for every state:
Published: Sunday, February 26th, 2023 @ 8:55 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Country star Chris Stapleton delivered a moving rendition of the national anthem on Sunday at Super Bowl LVII in Glendale, Arizona that left many in tears, including players.
Published: Monday, February 20th, 2023 @ 1:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The eyes of the entire world were on Kiev in the north and the artillery duel around Bakhmut to the east, as outnumbered and outgunned Ukrainian army units that chose to stand and fight were decimated by long-range Russian missile strikes.
Published: Sunday, January 1st, 2023 @ 2:30 pm
By: The Correspondent
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After finally tallying the votes from Maricopa County, Arizona has announced that Calvin Coolidge has narrowly defeated John Davis for its three electoral votes.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 4:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Jesus’ sixth letter to the churches
Published: Saturday, September 10th, 2022 @ 10:29 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Japan’s National Tax Agency, a government division responsible for collecting taxes, is sponsoring a unique business strategy contest in hopes of enticing more young people to drink alcohol.
Published: Wednesday, August 31st, 2022 @ 11:51 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Alan Roddick skipped church this morning to go out for a nice brunch and spent the whole meal secretly judging all the heathens at the restaurant who don't go to church.
Published: Friday, August 26th, 2022 @ 11:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After hearing wine was back on the menu, local bridesmaid Abigail approached Jesus and asked if He could turn the water into something a little fruity, but not too sweet.
Published: Sunday, August 21st, 2022 @ 12:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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This week, fraternity member Bill Williamson died from alcohol poisoning during a drinking game. The rules of the game were simple: take a shot of whiskey every time the phrase "January 6" is uttered on CNN.
Published: Monday, July 4th, 2022 @ 1:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The United States and United Kingdom are ending a host of costly tariffs, effective June 1, on a number of products, including whiskey.
Published: Tuesday, March 29th, 2022 @ 11:09 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Satirist P. J. O’Rourke, a long-time figure in the conservative movement and the author of over 20 books, has died. He was 74.
Published: Monday, March 28th, 2022 @ 2:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Voters in Robbinsville, a tiny town in North Carolina’s last dry county, have approved the sale of beer and wine, according to unofficial results Tuesday.
Published: Saturday, November 27th, 2021 @ 1:55 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Robbinsville, in the mountains of western North Carolina, will vote Tuesday, Nov. 2, on the sale of beer and wine in the state’s last dry county. The referendum doesn’t include hard liquor, such as whiskey or vodka.
Published: Wednesday, November 24th, 2021 @ 9:53 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Jarrett Dieterle writes at National Review Online about the nation’s convoluted alcohol restrictions.
Published: Thursday, November 4th, 2021 @ 5:26 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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It's a neighborhood landmark, since 1996 the ideal place to watch the incessant flow of people and cars that grudgingly meet at Franklin and Columbia streets.
Published: Friday, September 3rd, 2021 @ 11:05 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Ollie Mulligan, this week from an airport somewhere in the Northeast, talked about his upcoming flight home, about returning to his native Ireland, to County Kildare.
Published: Monday, August 2nd, 2021 @ 4:33 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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State ABC stores are doing record business, at least part of which can be attributed to pandemic-related lockdowns.
Published: Thursday, April 22nd, 2021 @ 11:20 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Sen. Kathy Harrington, R-Gaston, doesn’t seem impressed at becoming the first female majority leader of the N.C. Senate.
Published: Tuesday, February 2nd, 2021 @ 9:15 am
By: Carolina Journal
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