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assaults, threats, vehicle attacks all up by huge numbers
Published: Monday, January 12th, 2026 @ 10:08 pm
By: John Steed
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Charles Thomas (Tom) Ross of Chocowinity died at age 83 on December 12. 2025.
Published: Wednesday, December 17th, 2025 @ 7:49 am
By: Announcements
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Prof. Michael Shellenberger drops the hammer on climate alarmists
Published: Tuesday, October 28th, 2025 @ 11:02 am
By: John Steed
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The geopolitical balance of power appeared to experience a significant shift this week, as President Donald Trump announced that he had gerrymandered the United States of America to now include Canada.
Published: Monday, October 13th, 2025 @ 3:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As part of an initiative to obtain a more accurate count of the nation's population, President Donald Trump ordered U.S. census takers not to count anyone wearing a sombrero.
Published: Friday, September 5th, 2025 @ 2:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A new research report from the James G. Martin Center for Academic Renewal shows that top medical schools across the nation have integrated the Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) agenda across admissions, faculty hiring, and curricula.
Published: Wednesday, September 3rd, 2025 @ 5:30 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Actor and comedian Bill Burr broke down during a television appearance on ABC Thursday when his body went through some unexpected changes, as his cycle apparently synced up with the hosts of The View.
Published: Sunday, July 27th, 2025 @ 9:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden announced his intention to return to the world of politics with a bid for President of Shady Oaks retirement home.
Published: Friday, July 25th, 2025 @ 10:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Proponents of eliminating the federal income tax rejoiced today as Elon Musk cleverly disguised the Internal Revenue Service headquarters as a Tesla dealership so Democrats would burn it down.
Published: Tuesday, July 22nd, 2025 @ 8:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After watching its latest feature Snow White suffer a disastrous opening weekend at the box office, executives at Disney have decided to quietly cancel the studio's live-action version of Pocahontas starring Dylan Mulvaney.
Published: Saturday, July 19th, 2025 @ 10:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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U.S. — Despite record-low polling numbers among American voters, Democratic Party leaders were confident they could turn things around and estimated they were only one more arson away from being popular again.
Published: Sunday, July 6th, 2025 @ 9:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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There are many people who overlook the brilliance of the US Constitution. They argue that it is outdated and unfit to adequately govern such a modern nation as ours in the 21st century.
Published: Friday, July 4th, 2025 @ 4:41 am
By: Diane Rufino
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U.S. — A dorky journalist experienced the thrill of a lifetime this past week, having finally been included for the first time ever in a group text.
Published: Tuesday, July 1st, 2025 @ 9:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With lawmakers calling for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth to resign over leaked Yemen attack plans, Hegseth expressed deep regret for not instead getting soldiers killed in a chaotic withdrawal and handing $80 billion of weaponry to terrorists.
Published: Tuesday, July 1st, 2025 @ 5:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a beautiful, heartwarming call for universal peace, liberals took several stolen, burning Teslas and arranged them to spell out "Coexist."
Published: Saturday, June 28th, 2025 @ 8:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The quest to survive until Monday morning commenced Friday afternoon, as a local husband and father who works two jobs during the week began mentally preparing himself for a chaotic and stressful weekend with his wife and children.
Published: Sunday, March 23rd, 2025 @ 12:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Macron behaving like Marshall Petain in Vichy regime
Published: Friday, February 21st, 2025 @ 1:28 pm
By: John Steed
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Announcing that it has now given up entirely, the Democratic National Committee selected David Hogg as its new Vice Chair.
Published: Wednesday, February 19th, 2025 @ 8:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As proof he was willing to back up his strong words in support of DEI practices in business, Dallas Mavericks minority owner Mark Cuban announced the team had signed actor Peter Dinklage as its new power forward.
Published: Friday, February 14th, 2025 @ 12:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Pope Francis issued an official statement today demanding that God remove the walls and gates that surround the Kingdom of Heaven.
Published: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025 @ 7:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After news broke that President-elect Donald Trump had successfully brokered a ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas, outgoing President Joe Biden spoke with the media to take credit for developing dementia so Kamala Harris would take his place on the ticket
Published: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025 @ 3:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Dark Relationship Between U.S. Universities And An Anti-American School Controlled By TerroristsEverything you need to know about Birzeit University.
Published: Saturday, January 4th, 2025 @ 9:42 pm
By: Daily Wire
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whistleblower provides data
Published: Thursday, October 31st, 2024 @ 4:22 pm
By: John Steed
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Sources from Capitol Hill report that Democrats in Congress fled en masse at the sight of a Jew standing up to talk.
Published: Friday, August 23rd, 2024 @ 10:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The mood on Capitol Hill was somber today, as congressional leaders joined Democrats across the nation in ordering flags to be flown at half-staff as former President Donald Trump was tragically not killed in an assassination attempt over the weekend.
Published: Monday, August 19th, 2024 @ 10:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President has been indicted by a federal judge in Pennsylvania for inciting an assassination attempt that nearly killed him.
Published: Wednesday, August 14th, 2024 @ 1:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local owner of The Krusty Krab Eugene Krabs is in hot water after newly unsealed documents revealed he visited Weenie Hut Jr's over 50 times over the last 10 years.
Published: Wednesday, August 7th, 2024 @ 6:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Biden carved a few minutes out of his completely wide-open schedule Wednesday to address the nation about his decision to step away from the presidential race, citing his desire to spend more time at home sniffing friends and family.
Published: Wednesday, August 7th, 2024 @ 2:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Lifelong Pearl Jam fan Dirk Ledbetter announced a huge personal achievement this weekend on a grunge music forum, claiming he was close to figuring out three of Pearl Jam's lyrics.
Published: Tuesday, August 6th, 2024 @ 10:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In response to heavy criticism of his progressive theological views, North Point Community Church Pastor Andy Stanley has issued a public challenge to face the Bible in an MMA fight.
Published: Tuesday, August 6th, 2024 @ 10:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After yet another deadly attack perpetrated by a deranged leftist, this time coming an inch away from killing President Trump, the FBI was left briefly wondering if maybe they had been investigating the wrong people.
Published: Saturday, July 20th, 2024 @ 11:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a controversial new episode of Paw Patrol that aired this week on Nick Jr., Chase gets neutered so he can become the world's first transgender pup.
Published: Friday, July 19th, 2024 @ 2:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In order to let President Biden feel like he is still working, the White House has installed a "Touch-And-Learn" activity desk for Biden to play at while First Lady Jill Biden runs the country.
Published: Friday, July 19th, 2024 @ 2:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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