The Babylon Bee has officially announced its person of the year: housewife Christina Meyers, 34, of Boise Idaho.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 11:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As President Joe Biden celebrated his 81st birthday, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre made the bold pronouncement that Biden is officially the youngest president in the nation's history.
Published: Sunday, January 28th, 2024 @ 12:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man spent the better part of Monday afternoon playing baseball with his son, tragically leaving him completely unaware of all the terrible things that were happening in the news.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 3:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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You've already seen the headlines — conservatives are trying to BAN BOOKS! Now, there is confirmation of this nefarious far-right plot to censor what American kids are allowed to read by removing them from school libraries while keeping them freely available everywhere else.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 10:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local father of two is reported to have told one of the most thrillingly epic bedtime stories in recent history during a recent bedtime.
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 9:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The detailed prophetic dreams of King Nebuchadnezzar II of Babylon can likely be attributed to an overindulgence of Funyuns and Mountain Dew Baja Blast just before bedtime, say experts.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 11:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local Dad Amos Bennet discovered he suddenly had the ability to read over 1,000 words per minute while reading to his kids at bedtime yesterday evening.
Published: Saturday, May 27th, 2023 @ 8:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As part of his remarks while visiting the White House on his first day in the United States, Pope Francis made a strong plea on behalf of religious liberty, which he specifically directed at President Obama.
Published: Sunday, May 14th, 2023 @ 4:30 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Footage of children attending drag shows is becoming commonplace, but that doesn’t make the latest such video making the rounds any less shocking.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 12:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Japanese "Queen of Tidy" Marie Kondo has announced a brand new Netflix series following the birth of her third child.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 3:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Josiah Burt veered dangerously close to ending his day in peace after hours of productive work, family time, and spiritual sensitivity. Reports say that while brushing his teeth, he visited Twitter, barely saving him from a sense of calm and well-being lasting into bedtime.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 6:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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‘Blonde’ Director Says Movie Got Slammed Because Marilyn Monroe Wasn’t Shown As An ‘Empowered Woman’“Blonde” director Andrew Dominik claims that American audiences didn’t care for the Netflix biopic because it shattered their illusions of Marilyn Monroe as an “empowered” woman.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 2:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Higher amounts of screen time might be connected to an increased risk of developing obsessive-compulsive disorder, according to a new study.
Published: Sunday, December 18th, 2022 @ 9:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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Are you and your backward family still following those outdated family traditions? It's time to drop those archaic and meaningless activities for some family traditions that actually matter!
Published: Sunday, October 30th, 2022 @ 11:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a breakthrough discovery, child scientists have revealed that the most critical time of the day for hydration is after they have been tucked in and kissed goodnight.
Published: Sunday, August 28th, 2022 @ 10:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A groundbreaking new study from researchers at Harvey Mudd College has uncovered a definitive link between small children and dehydration: bedtime.
Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 4:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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During a press conference aimed at praising the Commander-in-Chief's flawless track record, Press Secretary Jen Psaki begrudgingly took a question from some gloom-and-doom journalist describing parents' struggles in finding baby formula.
Published: Monday, May 16th, 2022 @ 10:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After years of waiting, the world finally has the opportunity to subscribe to CNN's new streaming service, CNN+.
Published: Monday, April 4th, 2022 @ 10:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Until I got married twenty years ago, I didn't watch much TV.
Published: Thursday, August 29th, 2019 @ 11:52 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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With yesterday, being February first, I said "rabbit" a lot. A friend introduced me to this custom many years ago.
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2018 @ 2:21 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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Last year, I did a lot of writing by a splashing fountain. I am again in its' cheerful company.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2017 @ 9:31 am
By: Michele Rhem
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It's hard not to play along when children come up with cute untruths
Published: Thursday, June 1st, 2017 @ 2:15 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Smartphones are teenagers’ constant companions. The last thing teens check at night before drifting off to sleep, phones occupy pride of place in the morning routine, too
Published: Monday, May 8th, 2017 @ 8:39 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Is it a game, a book, a television show? I suspect many of you first thought of the children's game that parents encouraged during those long family car trips of old.
Published: Monday, April 17th, 2017 @ 8:29 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Friday morning dawned with crisp air that snapped with song birds calling out to one another
Published: Thursday, December 1st, 2016 @ 11:44 am
By: Michele Rhem
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What is was like to be raised in Atlanta in later 1940 through 1950s
Published: Wednesday, September 9th, 2015 @ 1:55 am
By: Bobby Tony
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In just a few weeks, children will begin a new school year - an important transition for all families. But for children who will have their first academic experience as they enter kindergarten need extra support. ECU professor Ashley Norris in the Department of Child Development and Family...
Published: Tuesday, August 4th, 2015 @ 5:25 pm
By: ECU News Services
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If you see obese children and don't wince at what it means for their physical and emotional health, you don't have a heart. But the Left believes you and I should feel much more than concern. The Left thinks you and I are responsible for these kids.
Published: Wednesday, September 11th, 2013 @ 3:46 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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"That free-market stuff sounds great in theory, but it doesn't work in the real world." Or so I've been told countless times by critics, sparring partners, and emailers.
Published: Wednesday, April 18th, 2012 @ 4:45 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Here below is a compilation of humorous contributions about religion from our friend, Gene Scarborough.
Published: Tuesday, April 3rd, 2012 @ 12:26 pm
By: Gene Scarborough
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Inorder to rediscover his comedy, Adam Sandler reverted to the worst within the ego of an overindulged former stand-up comedian turned low-brow actor
Published: Thursday, February 11th, 2010 @ 10:16 am
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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