As children of the 1980s now having our own kids, we often look back at our own childhoods and think: "I can't believe my parents let me do that." Parenting back in the 1980s was simply a different ball game than parenting today.
Published: Saturday, February 17th, 2024 @ 3:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The NFL Playoffs have arrived and command center stage now through the Super Bowl.
Published: Friday, January 12th, 2024 @ 1:14 am
By: The Correspondent
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A train derailment in Kentucky on Wednesday caused molten sulphur to spill out of two cars, starting a fire and leading to some residents evacuating the area.
Published: Friday, December 8th, 2023 @ 11:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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State Supreme Court Justice Michael Morgan's final opinion day featured a 183-page opinion defending a death penalty verdict, a dissent in a castle doctrine case, and a vote with Republican colleagues to fight back environnentalists' challenge of a mining quarry's state permit.
Published: Monday, December 4th, 2023 @ 2:13 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Marion Yurchik, beloved mother and grandmother, passed away peacefully on Saturday, November 18, 2023 at Greendale Forest.
Published: Wednesday, November 22nd, 2023 @ 9:26 am
By: Announcements
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Soon-to-be-wed Maddyssen Brunson was carefully reading the prenuptial agreement given to her by future husband, Teigan Hanks, when she came across a section that caused some confusion, forcing her to ask a clarifying question.
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 6:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Prince Florian quickly regretted his decision to wake Rachel Zegler from her enchanted sleep as she immediately launched into a 3-hour-long tirade about the patriarchy.
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 11:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Many people are quite familiar with Martin Luther's famous 95 Theses that he nailed to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, Germany in 1517, but have you ever heard about his other theses that were left out at the last minute? They include some real scorchers!
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 11:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a massive escalation, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has set up incredibly angry Thwomp Traps at the U.S.-Mexico border to deter illegal immigrants.
Published: Sunday, October 8th, 2023 @ 4:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mecha Hitler received a standing ovation at Canada's House of Commons last week in recognition of his hard work fighting the Soviets while overseeing experiments at Castle Wolfenstein.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 12:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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I looked over some of these songs beloved by some of the presidential candidates, and thought: How different my choices would be?
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 11:14 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Special Presidential Envoy for Climate John Kerry claimed during an interview on Monday that the problem with the war in Ukraine was that it was contributing to the release of greenhouse gases that are causing climate change.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 11:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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Police said the father appears to have been protecting his family.
Published: Thursday, July 20th, 2023 @ 5:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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What does Independence Day - the 4th of July - mean to you?
Published: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023 @ 12:13 am
By: Diane Rufino
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Perhaps what Independence Day is all about is to reflect on our history and to rekindle our revolutionary spirit every year... our great love of liberty.
Published: Tuesday, July 4th, 2023 @ 6:19 am
By: Diane Rufino
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Pulitzer-Prize-winning author and preeminent voice of American literature Cormac McCarthy died at 89 years old of natural causes on Tuesday at his home in Santa Fe, New Mexico.
Published: Saturday, July 1st, 2023 @ 11:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Tragedy unfolded at today's coronation after King Charles lost control of his ice powers and froze most of London.
Published: Monday, June 5th, 2023 @ 11:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Attenborough family reportedly expressed regret for having brought Grandpa to the beach with them for a leisure weekend. The grandkids in particular wished he would just shut up and let them enjoy the beach.
Published: Saturday, June 3rd, 2023 @ 9:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Peppa Pig's family vacation took an unexpected turn for the worse after Jesus of Nazareth healed a nearby demoniac.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 12:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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He is risen!
Published: Sunday, April 9th, 2023 @ 5:09 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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In some states, women enjoy full reproductive freedom and autonomy. Yay! Other states, however, are tyrannical Republican hellscapes where women are forced to carry babies to full-term — like literal chattel. But which of these do you live in?
Published: Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 @ 4:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local Plumber Mario and his brother Luigi were arrested on hate crime charges during a Special Cup Tournament in which they left unsightly skid marks on Rainbow Road.
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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British comedian and commentator Russell Brand laced into MSNBC for its non-acknowledgement of their own political biases after an MSNBC host attacked Fox News.
Published: Sunday, March 12th, 2023 @ 11:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Extending over 2.57 acres (if purchased in one block), this Commercial Corner, the former John H. Small property, is now for sale, and may be sold as one tract, or sold in building lots of varying sizes.
Published: Tuesday, February 21st, 2023 @ 2:00 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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A 15th-century shipwreck discovered in the 1970s continues to reveal what was traveling with King John of Denmark and how the ruling class lived.
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 10:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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In his dying hour, with only minutes to live, local lad Tyre Nichols managed to lead his state-sponsored executioners into the video L shaped ambush that stunned the world with images of a 21st century government lynching.
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 1:49 am
By: The Correspondent
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Donna Matthews, age 95, a resident of New Bern, died Tuesday, December 13, 2022.
Published: Monday, December 19th, 2022 @ 8:24 am
By: Announcements
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Mrs. Theresa LeMay Daniels, age 87, a resident of Pamlico Beach, died Friday, December 9, 2022, at Spartanburg Medical Center in Spartanburg, S.C.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 3:58 pm
By: Announcements
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Did you notice that Black Friday was a huge dud for the retail community and that nobody is spending currency beyond food and essentials?
Published: Wednesday, November 30th, 2022 @ 2:05 am
By: The Correspondent
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Actors like Daniel Craig and Pierce Brosnan shared touching tributes to the late Queen Elizabeth II following news of the queen’s death on Thursday. She was 96.
Published: Thursday, September 29th, 2022 @ 11:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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After receiving his Halloween costume in the mail early and trying it on, local child Ryden Hollister declared boldly that he would not be removing the costume for the next 8 weeks.
Published: Thursday, September 15th, 2022 @ 7:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Queen Elizabeth II died Thursday at the age of 96. After 70 years on the throne, she was the longest-reigning monarch in British history.
Published: Wednesday, September 14th, 2022 @ 3:07 am
By: Carolina Journal
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