Liberal comedian Bill Maher praised Florida Governor Ron DeSantis this week for taking the fight to Disney over their sexualization of children.
Published: Tuesday, May 7th, 2024 @ 7:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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Prepare to be spooked! Forget the scary costumes; “shrinkflation” is a silent yet subtle disruptor that has infiltrated the candy aisle this year, spiking by thirteen percent since last year.
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 9:07 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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‘Oppenheimer’ movie scored big at the 96th Academy Awards on Sunday, taking home seven Oscars from the Dolby Theater in Hollywood.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 4:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Many people seem to not know this, but there are some really wonderful things about babies, and all you have to do is keep them alive to find out for yourself.
Published: Monday, March 11th, 2024 @ 12:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After viewing Jill Biden's newly-released holiday video, Chinese President Xi ordered the total ground invasion of the United States. According to sources, it was the dancing flower man who finally forced Xi's hand.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 12:19 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local little league baseball player found himself embroiled in controversy this week, as he was confronted with accusations that he wears 12% blackface when taking the field for games.
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 8:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Cynthia Ruth Waddell (better known as Ruth Gray Haddock), 75, passed away peacefully on Tuesday, January 30, 2024.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 8:32 am
By: Announcements
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It's November! That means it's almost December, which means it's almost 2024, which means it'll eventually be election time.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 3:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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First Lady Jill Biden posted the dancing video on social media.
Published: Wednesday, January 10th, 2024 @ 12:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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First Lady Jill Biden and the White House were blasted for what’s been called a “bizarre,” “freaky,” and “cringey” White House Christmas Video — which many have compared to something one might see coming out of the Capitol District in the “Hunger Games” movies.
Published: Monday, January 8th, 2024 @ 1:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local wife and mother Paula Haybrook gently asked her husband of 12 years if he was planning to remove his "Roman soldier" costume any time soon now that Halloween is over.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 4:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Reese's cups have all been eaten and another Halloween is in the books — meaning it's time for The Babylon Bee's roundup of the scariest costumes we saw in 2023! Read on -- if you dare:
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 5:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Unhinged terror has cast its evil shadow upon the quaint northern Portland neighborhood of Portsmouth in response to reports that several locals dressed up as a stable, happy, middle-class family.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 1:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Parents are encouraged to check their child's Halloween candy haul every year to keep an eye out for razor blades and granola bars, but they didn't have to worry about the treats they'd get from the White House — until now.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 9:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mayor Lori Lightfoot sent shivers down the spines of Chicagoans as she revealed her spine-tingling costume: none other than herself. The city was left stunned and slightly perplexed as the mayor emerged in what can only be described as the most bone-chilling Halloween costume
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 9:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A lucky young boy who went trick-or-treating at the United States Capitol building came away with $40 billion in candy after dressing up as Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 3:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The award for best costume at this year's Senate Halloween Social was all but a foregone conclusion, as all of Senator John Fetterman's colleagues almost unanimously recognized him on his outstanding Frankenstein costume.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 9:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Dating is tough these days! How can you impress a woman and show her a great time?
Published: Wednesday, December 20th, 2023 @ 5:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In accordance with his annual tradition, Joel Osteen has once again decided to wear his "pastor" costume for Halloween this year.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 11:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A large number of lawmakers on Capitol Hill felt embarrassed today, as Republicans from the House of Representatives all showed up to the Congressional Halloween Party dressed in the same clown costume.
Published: Friday, December 15th, 2023 @ 11:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Satan-worshipping cult of pedophiles is blackmailing girls into cutting themselves — but the FBI didn’t seem interested in that so much as the fact that one of its members once used the n-word, a Daily Wire investigation found.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 1:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Despite the fact that Halloween ended last night, unemployed political activist Colin Kaepernick was still seen this morning pretending to be a football player.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 11:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It’s been just one year since Disney, the most powerful entertainment company in the world, was caught saying the quiet part out loud, namely that they were using their brand
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 4:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As the Halloween season kicks into high gear, local residents have been buzzing about the newest, most terrifying haunted house they have ever experienced. Surprising reviews claimed the attraction just displays current gasoline and grocery prices along dark, creepy hallways.
Published: Monday, October 30th, 2023 @ 12:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Congregants at a local church participated in a time-honored tradition this past Sunday, with everyone standing to their feet to observe the 7th Sermon Point Stretch.
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 11:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Show runs from Sept. 27 to Oct. 1 in McGinnis Theatre
Published: Monday, October 9th, 2023 @ 1:24 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Ukrainian attendee at this year's NATO Summit found himself feeling embarrassed upon realizing the get-together was not, in fact, a costume party as he had thought.
Published: Wednesday, September 13th, 2023 @ 11:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Our little Pierson Point Community celebrates July 4th in a big way. A 100-pound pig is cooked. Sides include slaw, Brunswick stew, baked beans, squash casserole, watermelon, beer and banana pudding to round out the menu. But before the meal there is the Pierson Point Parade.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 5:59 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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“QAnon Shaman” Jacob Chansley, dressed in the iconic costume he wore on January 6, sat down with Daily Wire host Michael Knowles for a mind-bending chat, his first extended interview since serving 27 months in prison for his involvement in the Capitol riot.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 9:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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Selfish local toddler Madeleine Russell completely failed to appreciate how fabulous and Instagram-worthy her first birthday party was.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 10:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Disney’s top Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) officer will be leaving the entertainment giant to “pursue other endeavors” as the company continues to face headwinds from conservative customers over its promotion of LGBT themes
Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 11:04 am
By: Daily Wire
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A TikTok clip of a man in a dress welcoming small children into a Disneyland boutique full of princess costumes has gone viral on social media.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 11:45 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A pride parade in Florida has been canceled after DeSantis signed a bill that would require everyone marching in the parade to keep their clothes on in front of the small children in attendance.
Published: Saturday, May 20th, 2023 @ 8:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Legendary comedian Carol Burnett said her hit show could never happen today as she acknowledged that she misses the classic comedy sketch entertainment shows and would love to see them make a “come back.”
Published: Monday, May 8th, 2023 @ 1:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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