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'The Story of All Stories' offers families a faithful and beautifully-told Catholic alternative to most children's Bibles.
Published: Tuesday, October 14th, 2025 @ 8:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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by Rev. Mark Creech
Published: Saturday, October 11th, 2025 @ 8:14 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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by Rev. Mark Creech
Published: Monday, September 29th, 2025 @ 9:01 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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False gods into days culture
Published: Saturday, July 13th, 2024 @ 2:16 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Seven false gods out there today
Published: Sunday, June 23rd, 2024 @ 11:41 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Mark 8:15 And he charged them, saying, Take heed, beware of the leaven of the Pharisees, and of the leaven of Herod.
Published: Tuesday, May 7th, 2024 @ 4:17 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The foundations of Christendom were rocked to their very core this week after local atheist Chaz Piddington noted that Christians eat shellfish and wear mixed fabrics.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 10:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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People who chose to attend the infamous Burning Man Festival have been punished by being at the Burning Man Festival.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 3:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The media has long framed Christianity Today, founded by Billy Graham in 1956, as America’s most influential Christian news outlet.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 1:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a welcome change for millions of modern Christians, the former cardinal sin of gluttony has been demoted to only "kind of a sin."
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 2:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Scholars at Dallas Theological Seminary say they now believe that Jacob's first assessment of Leah was to describe her as "mid".
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 1:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A fascinating new study has yielded astounding results, as data indicates preaching the Gospel with a Scottish accent leads to 300% more people being saved. If the findings are correct, it may decisively prove that the Scottish accent is, in fact, God's preferred conduit for preaching.
Published: Saturday, September 16th, 2023 @ 5:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A terrifying new report has sent shockwaves throughout the Christian community, as rumors swirled that people who skim through the genealogies in their Bible reading will be barred from entering Heaven.
Published: Wednesday, September 6th, 2023 @ 9:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Newly discovered texts from ancient Mesopotamia revealed a Levitical law that any woman who shops at Target will be deemed ritually unclean for a period of seven days.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 12:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Prominent theologians speculated the world may be on the cusp of a new outpouring of the Holy Spirit after President Joe Biden and Senator John Fetterman began speaking in unknown languages and tongues of fire came to rest on them during a joint public appearance.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 4:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Forgetting the famous saying about leaves of three, Adam came to the horrible realization that something was terribly wrong with his first leafy covering.
Published: Monday, June 26th, 2023 @ 8:01 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a new discovery, a team of highly respected theologians has announced that there is, indeed, an expansive library of audiobooks in Hell, but, unfortunately, every book is voiced by actress and rapper Awkwafina.
Published: Sunday, June 25th, 2023 @ 8:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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George Carey, a retired bishop who previously led the Church of England, exhorted British Parliament this week to consider expanding access to assisted suicide.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 7:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"Our primary purpose in doing this is not to make them hurt financially, but to not participate in evil."
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 8:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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Bible scholars now believe the verse in Genesis about people being naked and without shame was a prophecy about Walmart customers.
Published: Monday, May 8th, 2023 @ 4:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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What did you do to earn God's mercy? That's right — NOTHING! Nada, zero, zilch. The Babylon Bee theologians have compiled a complete list of all zero of the things you did to merit the forgiveness of your sins.
Published: Saturday, April 8th, 2023 @ 2:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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At what some are calling a modern-day ecumenical council, it was declared that man crushes on former Man of Steel actor Henry Cavill do not disqualify the soul from its heavenly reward and are decidedly "not gay."
Published: Saturday, April 1st, 2023 @ 8:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Theologians at the Claremont School of Theology put forward additional evidence that God has a sense of humor by pointing out that 1 out of every 20 pistachios tastes like flaming hot garbage.
Published: Tuesday, January 31st, 2023 @ 9:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Theologians from seminaries across the country have united in agreement that holy Scripture is 72% more powerful if read in an awesome foreign accent.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 2:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Vatican has announced the passing of Pope Benedict, the last and final Catholic Pope.
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 1:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Pope Benedict XVI, the former head of the Catholic Church whose historic resignation in 2013 created the position of “pope emeritus,” has died following a short illness. He was 95 years old.
Published: Thursday, January 5th, 2023 @ 11:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The publisher Zondervan has released a new Bible translation where the words "if you know what I mean" have been added to the end of every verse in Song of Solomon.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 3:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Abortion and violence
Published: Saturday, November 26th, 2022 @ 7:44 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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A shocking report has revealed that there are still people clinging to atheism in spite of the well-documented existence of breakfast burritos.
Published: Saturday, November 12th, 2022 @ 6:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An international Protestant council of scholars and theologians has met this week and formally declared that the commandment "Thou Shalt Not Steal" does not apply to parents repossessing their children's Halloween haul.
Published: Monday, November 7th, 2022 @ 7:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Catholic college in Wisconsin is defending an administrator who boasted about restricting a pro-life club on campus and supporting a pro-abortion one.
Published: Tuesday, October 25th, 2022 @ 12:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Trust God
Published: Saturday, October 8th, 2022 @ 2:23 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Experts in attendance at Friday's International Conference on Metaphysics and Theology were wowed as a panel on Jesus' miracles concluded that the miracle of feeding 5,000 people with "five little loaves and two little fish" was made possible thanks to Olive Garden's breadsticks.
Published: Thursday, August 25th, 2022 @ 11:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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