With profound sadness, we announce the passing of Randy Gray Moore, II, aged 51, a beloved son, brother, uncle, cousin, and friend.
Published: Friday, April 26th, 2024 @ 7:05 am
By: Announcements
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Edward McCoy “Coy” Evans, age 78, a resident of Washington, NC, went to be with his Heavenly Father on April 20, 2024, at his home.
Published: Friday, April 26th, 2024 @ 7:02 am
By: Announcements
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Choose wisely where you will spend eternity
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 8:03 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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New heaven and a new earth
Published: Saturday, February 10th, 2024 @ 12:48 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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"Slumber my Darling" is a classic /traditional melody written by American songwriter Stephen Foster, published in 1862, and now, a century and some tens of years later, is reprised by a number of outstanding musicians.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 11:43 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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All of the dogs living in Heaven fled in horror today upon the arrival of notorious neutering advocate Bob Barker.
Published: Sunday, October 29th, 2023 @ 1:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Unsuspecting evangelicals have long been led off-track in their pursuit of Jesus by none other than Jesus himself. Christianity Today is proud to have this opportunity to write a guest article here at The Babylon Bee and finally hold Jesus accountable for his shortcomings.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 6:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Remember the good ol' days when you could Tebow in a public-school stadium without fear of losing your job? With football season getting started, The Babylon Bee is here to save the day with a list of other ways besides Tebowing to honor God during a football game.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 10:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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State Treasurer Folwell Returns Missing Money from NCCash.com that will Help Meet Her Goals
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 1:52 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Mrs. Judy Irene Harris, age 78, joined the Kingdom of her Heavenly Father on Friday, September 1, 2023.
Published: Wednesday, September 6th, 2023 @ 9:54 am
By: Announcements
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In a statement labeled by his critics as a poor attempt at damage control, Hunter Biden sought to clarify that when he wrote a text message to a Chinese government official saying he was "sitting next to my father," he was actually referring to his Heavenly Father.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 5:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Archeologists have uncovered what they believe are the final remains of Sodom and Gomorrah's beloved Target store.
Published: Monday, June 26th, 2023 @ 9:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Lou Wright went to live with Jesus Sunday, June 18, 2023.
Published: Friday, June 23rd, 2023 @ 9:40 am
By: Announcements
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Heavenly Father - thank you that I, David French, am so much more righteous than all the other white evangelicals in the world.
Published: Wednesday, June 7th, 2023 @ 12:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a historic announcement, the Catholic Church has officially granted sainthood to Bandit Heeler, father of the titular character on the popular animated program Bluey. Bandit is both the first dog as well as the first animated fictional character to be granted sainthood.
Published: Monday, May 29th, 2023 @ 12:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to heavenly sources, Dave Ramsey will now be stationed outside of the pearly gates to judge people based on how well they stuck to their budget.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 6:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sources from the Almighty have confirmed that like everything else for the Orthodox, the rapture will also take place one week after the regular rapture.
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 8:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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At what some are calling a modern-day ecumenical council, it was declared that man crushes on former Man of Steel actor Henry Cavill do not disqualify the soul from its heavenly reward and are decidedly "not gay."
Published: Saturday, April 1st, 2023 @ 8:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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By Dr. Adam B. Dooley
Published: Saturday, March 25th, 2023 @ 11:30 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Reports coming down from on high confirm Heaven will feature a fully stocked Buc-ee's convenience store and gas station. Saints will be able to fill up on delicious Beaver Nuggets and brisket sandwiches before evacuating their heavenly bowels in the world-famous restrooms.
Published: Thursday, March 2nd, 2023 @ 12:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The battle between good and evil can be likened to a messy food fight.
Published: Sunday, February 5th, 2023 @ 12:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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A local man breathed a sigh of relief at the gates of Heaven as he entered the hereafter today, receiving a "Well done" commendation from God Almighty for spending his life arguing with other people in the comments section of YouTube videos.
Published: Monday, January 9th, 2023 @ 8:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Nativity scene, the symbol of Christmas, has become more of a commercial symbol than a religious system.That was the conclusion of the highest court of the land – back in 1984. It got me thinking of the holiday in general and what it really means. Have we succeeded in divorcing its true meaning?
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 12:35 pm
By: Diane Rufino
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What began as a joyous celebration quickly devolved into chaos and horror for some local shepherds after a multitude of the Heavenly host began singing "Last Christmas" by Wham! late last night.
Published: Friday, December 16th, 2022 @ 3:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Inside the Illinois State Capitol sits a display of several religious exhibits for the holiday season, which includes a Jewish menorah, the Christian nativity scene, and the “Serpent of Genesis” from the Satanic Temple, as reported by local radio media.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 8:32 am
By: Daily Wire
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Rookie heavenly angel Raphael unleashed total panic after forgetting to shout "fear not" upon showing himself to a group of Israelites.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 12:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As I grow older, I am reverting back to my years of listening to music.
Published: Monday, November 14th, 2022 @ 9:45 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Keep praying
Published: Tuesday, November 8th, 2022 @ 2:22 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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A New Jersey high school student has died after suffering a traumatic brain injury on the field during a football game.
Published: Thursday, October 20th, 2022 @ 3:42 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Biblical scholars have at last uncovered a missing verse from the end of the book of Leviticus that reads: ‘So Anyway, All That To Say, Here's A Killer Oatmeal Cookie Recipe'.
Published: Thursday, October 20th, 2022 @ 7:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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God is in control but we still have free will
Published: Saturday, October 1st, 2022 @ 10:40 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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