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America is great because for many decades her immigrants came from a similar cultural background that bore a heavy Christian influence.
Published: Tuesday, April 7th, 2026 @ 11:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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There are many people who overlook the brilliance of the US Constitution. They argue that it is outdated and unfit to adequately govern such a modern nation as ours in the 21st century.
Published: Friday, July 4th, 2025 @ 4:41 am
By: Diane Rufino
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Revelation chapter 20 verses 11 through 15
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 9:54 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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It happens to all of us: you sit down around the dinner table with your family, thank God for the turkey, and just as you're about to take a bite of grandma's delicious cheesy potato dish, your crazy uncle starts ranting about how the Fellowship could have just taken the Eagles to Mordor.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 3:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The ongoing effort to free the Israelites from bondage hit another snag today as Moses reportedly whipped out his trusty guitar and started jamming the tune "Pharaoh, Pharaoh" in the royal court. Sources say this has caused the Pharaoh's heart to become hardened even further.
Published: Tuesday, December 19th, 2023 @ 12:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The archaeological world celebrated a remarkable discovery this week, as an excavation team announced the discovery of a bottle of Herbal Essences shampoo believed to have belonged to the ancient biblical hero Samson.
Published: Thursday, November 2nd, 2023 @ 8:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Many people are quite familiar with Martin Luther's famous 95 Theses that he nailed to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, Germany in 1517, but have you ever heard about his other theses that were left out at the last minute? They include some real scorchers!
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 11:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After God miraculously supplied the Israelites with water, the Israelites asked if Moses could possibly strike another rock to make it pour forth Sunny D.
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 1:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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ECU graduate student unearths history in Israel
Published: Monday, October 2nd, 2023 @ 11:58 pm
By: ECU News Services
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SINAI — As they wandered the wilderness, the Israelites brought complaints to Moses about their lack of food, water, and the guy who kept saying, "At least we're getting our steps in!"
Published: Sunday, October 1st, 2023 @ 6:50 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A monumental archaeological expedition has uncovered the location of the Buc-ee's where the people of Israel stopped for refreshments while wandering in the desert after being freed from slavery in Egypt.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 11:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Jewish population currently residing in Judea and Samaria, the heartland of Israel where the seminal Biblical Patriarchs Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob once lived, has exceeded half a million people, according to a recent report published by former MK Ya’akov Katz.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 11:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Daily Wire co-founder Ben Shapiro and Dr. Jordan B. Peterson explore the stubbornness of the Israelites and Moses’ frustration, how covenants work, and how easy it can be to stray from God in the newest episode of “Exodus,” streaming now on DailyWire+.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 6:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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While many people have heard of Judeo-Christian values, Dennis Prager believes few can articulate them, which he laments, because, in his words, “Judeo-Christian values are the moral foundation of Western Civilization.”
Published: Saturday, June 10th, 2023 @ 7:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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Scholars now believe that David's filthy headshot on Goliath was aided by years of practice playing Call Of Duty.
Published: Sunday, May 21st, 2023 @ 4:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Another set of stone tablets — purportedly bearing the commandments of God — was shattered to pieces after Moses walked in on an impromptu drag queen party being held by his people.
Published: Monday, April 10th, 2023 @ 8:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Newly uncovered evidence shows that the walls of Jericho crumbled to the ground right after Joshua finished playing an absolutely boss saxophone solo.
Published: Friday, April 7th, 2023 @ 11:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After being freed from slavery by the God of Abraham, witnessing 10 terrible plagues against Pharaoh, and walking across the Red Sea on dry ground to escape from Egypt's army, Kemuel son of Bahram, of the tribe of Benjamin, is demanding to be brought back to die in Egypt
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 5:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A young sheep in Israel was left horrified today after it suddenly dawned on him that he was, in fact, a young male lamb without any spots or blemishes, giving him every indication that his life would end at a very early age.
Published: Sunday, February 12th, 2023 @ 1:31 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Shockwaves reverberated throughout Egypt today as an international court officially ruled the nation must begin making payments of financial reparations to Israel for hundreds of years of slavery in ancient times.
Published: Wednesday, January 25th, 2023 @ 1:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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I have long felt that Greg Lake / Pete Sinfield 's "I believe in Father Christmas" is one of the more creative modern Christmas songs created in my lifetime. I have never been a huge fan of Emerson, Lake and Palmer, but I am a big fan of Greg Lake's ode to the British Santa.
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 12:57 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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ZORAH, ISRAEL — Following a string of record-breaking feats of strength, conditioning, and weight loss thanks to a full commitment to his keto lifestyle, Israelite strongman Samson found himself facing a whirlwind of temptation when his mistress Delilah took up baking sourdough loaves.
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 10:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Rookie heavenly angel Raphael unleashed total panic after forgetting to shout "fear not" upon showing himself to a group of Israelites.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 12:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Biblical scholars have come to a unanimous conclusion that the food for which Esau sold his birthright was actually a marshmallow & Jell-O salad.
Published: Monday, November 28th, 2022 @ 8:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Scholars and archeologists have uncovered evidence in a dig outside the Temple Mount that indicates Israelite King Solomon spent up to 3 hours per day opening pickle jars for his 700 wives and 300 concubines.
Published: Monday, November 14th, 2022 @ 9:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An international Protestant council of scholars and theologians has met this week and formally declared that the commandment "Thou Shalt Not Steal" does not apply to parents repossessing their children's Halloween haul.
Published: Monday, November 7th, 2022 @ 7:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Having finally begun his read-through-the-Bible-In-A-Year plan in August, local man Lance LeShaun finally arrived at the passage in which God commands the Israelites to avoid their wives for 7 days when they are on their menstrual cycles.
Published: Sunday, October 30th, 2022 @ 1:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Moses delivered the Lord's command to Israel that every family must gather a double portion of Chick-fil-A on Saturday, knowing that none may be gathered on the Sabbath.
Published: Thursday, October 20th, 2022 @ 5:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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We all know there are tremendous benefits to reading the Bible, but it's so hard to be consistent with reading it every day!
Published: Thursday, September 22nd, 2022 @ 12:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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LILY CREEK, MI — Local man Frank Quincy is 33 years old but still pictures every character in the Bible as a talking vegetable, sources close to the man confirmed earlier this week.
Published: Wednesday, September 7th, 2022 @ 1:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After hearing wine was back on the menu, local bridesmaid Abigail approached Jesus and asked if He could turn the water into something a little fruity, but not too sweet.
Published: Sunday, August 21st, 2022 @ 12:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The two books of my summer reading paint a picture of America that is both unsettling and understandable. Anne Applebaum is an award - winning historian and prizewinning author.
Published: Sunday, August 14th, 2022 @ 12:44 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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Archaeologists from the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill working in Israel unearthed depictions of Deborah, Jael, and other heroes from the biblical book of Judges.
Published: Thursday, July 28th, 2022 @ 11:51 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to a recently uncovered ancient diary, Biblical scholars now believe that we may now know the words Moses spoke after leading the Israelites out of Egypt and fleeing Ramses with his army.
Published: Saturday, July 2nd, 2022 @ 11:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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