Hamas is reeling after losing two of their most cherished leaders on the same day: military commander Saleh al-Arouri, and Harvard President Claudine Gay.
Published: Wednesday, March 27th, 2024 @ 12:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Billy Graham's experience
Published: Monday, March 18th, 2024 @ 3:16 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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In a powerful moment during last week's episode of SNL, the show's brilliant writers and comedians produced an unfunny comedy sketch to show the world that antisemitism is no laughing matter.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 12:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a clever ruse to trick Governor Gavin Newsom into keeping cities and streets clean all the time, Californians set up a dummy of Chinese President Xi outside Gavin Newsom's office.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 8:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an embarrassing gaffe, several members of the United States Secret Service spent over four hours protecting what turned out to just be a Halloween butler decoration in the entryway of the White House.
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 1:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Parents are encouraged to check their child's Halloween candy haul every year to keep an eye out for razor blades and granola bars, but they didn't have to worry about the treats they'd get from the White House — until now.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 9:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local mom Marcia Merrick decided to schedule family pictures with an expensive photographer as it had been far too long since they had all screamed at each other in abject rage.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 10:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The ongoing effort to free the Israelites from bondage hit another snag today as Moses reportedly whipped out his trusty guitar and started jamming the tune "Pharaoh, Pharaoh" in the royal court. Sources say this has caused the Pharaoh's heart to become hardened even further.
Published: Tuesday, December 19th, 2023 @ 12:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) recovered intelligence during their raid of the Al-Shifa hospital complex in Gaza this week that reportedly provided key information about the hostages Hamas kidnapped during their October 7 attack.
Published: Friday, December 1st, 2023 @ 11:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Federal Bureau of Investigation announced today that it had discovered terrifying extremist reading material in a raid of Speaker of the House Mike Johnson's Louisiana home.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As evidence of bribery and corruption by the Biden family continues to mount, Democrat lawmakers in the nation's capital have expressed heavy skepticism
Published: Sunday, October 8th, 2023 @ 4:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to several highly disturbing reports, a local man has repeatedly declined phone calls from his own mother, even though she's the person who gave him his very gift of life.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 10:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an attempt to increase his credibility on the street, rapper-actor Ice Cube booked an appearance on conservative media pundit Tucker Carlson's show on Twitter (AKA "X"), thinking anyone seeing him hanging around Carlson will have no doubt he's a tough customer.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 1:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, a local labrador retriever is being cruelly neglected by his humans as they haven't even played with him in over 10 minutes.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 8:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Flash flooding in Libya has killed thousands of people and left at least 10,000 unaccounted for. As of Tuesday, emergency services on the ground say that at least 2,300 people have died, and that number is expected to rise.
Published: Saturday, September 16th, 2023 @ 3:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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21 years ago, on September 10, 246 people went to sleep in preparation for their morning flights. 2,606 people went to sleep in preparation for work in the morning. 343 firefighters went to sleep in preparation for their morning shift.
Published: Monday, September 11th, 2023 @ 7:29 am
By: Diane Rufino
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What began as a beautiful summer weekend in the popular Rehoboth Beach community collapsed into confusion and terror as the local police department was called to investigate a corpse that apparently washed up on the beach.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 10:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local 10-year-old boy has died tragically of severe trauma due to his mother taking away his Nintendo Switch for a few days.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 6:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Authorities have been dispatched to a local residence after disturbing reports that a set of parents — who are clearly deranged psychopaths — lit a chocolate cake on fire and then gave it to an innocent child.
Published: Wednesday, June 7th, 2023 @ 2:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Peppa Pig's family vacation took an unexpected turn for the worse after Jesus of Nazareth healed a nearby demoniac.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 12:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Christ has risen
Published: Saturday, April 8th, 2023 @ 8:57 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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An extended court battle concluded this week when local content creator Jake Campbell's defense attorneys failed to convince judges to commute his sentence.
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Poor lil' guy! According to sources, Senator Mitch McConnell became so spooked today by the release of unedited Jan 6 footage that he withdrew his head into his shell and is refusing to come out.
Published: Sunday, March 12th, 2023 @ 8:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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During fellowship time for their weekly Bible Study, local man Charlie Rodriguez pulled his wife into an emergency conference to recover the name of a woman they had met only 15 seconds ago.
Published: Thursday, March 9th, 2023 @ 1:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, 8-year-old Kylee Carmen is being tucked into bed by her exhausted mother, but needs a few things before she can go to sleep.
Published: Wednesday, March 8th, 2023 @ 11:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot failed to win reelection, city officials honored her legacy of skyrocketing crime rates with a 21-murder salute.
Published: Monday, March 6th, 2023 @ 10:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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During a recent church service, local man Mick Cowlick found himself in an awkward position when he kept bowing his head, then peeking up to see if the Pastor was praying or preaching.
Published: Monday, February 27th, 2023 @ 11:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a bizarre development, turtles around Ohio have reportedly been spotted hanging around pizza parlors and practicing a wide variety of martial arts.
Published: Monday, February 27th, 2023 @ 1:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On Monday morning, Don Lemon went to host his morning show again after CNN placed him on leave for saying Nikki Haley, 51, was "past her prime" and making his co-hosts visibly uncomfortable.
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 11:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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This week, a Chinese spy balloon flew over Montana, sparking questions and panic among foreign relations staffers and civilians alike.
Published: Thursday, February 9th, 2023 @ 9:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The 2023 National Prayer Breakfast came to an abrupt and premature end today due to severe lightning that kept striking the building where the politicians were gathered.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 5:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi recently recruited several Catholic priests to exorcise her home of evil spirits, and as a result, has joined the Republican party.
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 8:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After several days of hearings, a Connecticut jury has found Alex Jones guilty of defamation and has sentenced him to death.
Published: Sunday, December 18th, 2022 @ 10:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams made headlines this week by saying women can offset the cost of children by aborting them.
Published: Sunday, October 30th, 2022 @ 9:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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